A fic where most of the bakusquad is dating most of the dekusquad (I’m thinking kirimido, seroroki, minaocha, and kamiida) and bakugou is just horrified by this turn of events.

He walks into the squad hangout night (which he would never admit to looking foreword to) and sees everyone cuddled up to their partners and just looks around the room, disgusted beyond belief. He points a glare at Mina specifically because of how many times he has had to listen to her over dramatic spiel about how Squad Nights are absolutely sacred and not to be messed with. She just stares up at him from her spot on her girlfriends lap and shrugs unapologetically.

Tsuyu (known lesbian) looks up at Bakugou (known gay) from her seat and then around the room at all the couples who happen to be taking up every available surface to sit.

“Welp, kero, looks like we don’t have a choice! Come on and sit in momma’s lap, snookums.” She says with her trademark straight face and blunt tone, and shifts her legs open slightly while patting her lap invitingly.

The weeks worth of detention is worth blowing up the sofa she’s sitting on, for sure.