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lacm-ac · 1 year

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Imagine Eric Williams is lying and we get a free expansion called God Of War: Christmas Special as it takes place months after Ragnarok with Kratos taking on Krampus and trying to save Santa who is revealed to be Jontar that can travel between points in time to deliver gifts with the help of neutral light and dark elves. Also Kratos, Freya, and Mimir delivering presents with one incident involving Kratos getting stuck in a chimney.

Hello friends! So I received this ask a while ago and I saw it as a perfect Christmas ask!

Sadly, I did not have time to draw everything I wanted to, I had a big concept planed out, but work got the best of me... I love this ask so much tho.

Instead I want to give you all a little drawing I did manage to draw for the holidays!

The origin of Santa!

I will try to draw more of the things I planed these days when I have time! But so far, this is all I can manage...

I hope you all have a great time!

#they had to put oil on kratos to get him out #eventually they got him out #but he wasnt allowed near chimneys anymore #christmas #god of war #god of war ragnarok #atreus #speki #svanna #kratos #freya

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miguels-talons · 1 year

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Your stories are awesome and I appreciate the time and energy you put into your stories💗

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Kratos makes Atreus a delicious meal but Atreus feels bad Mimir can't eat food with them. Big hearted atreus decides to go looking for nice smelling ingredients for potpourri, oils, or candles with Kratos. Kratos admires his sons kind heart and they bond while doing a good deed for mimir.

so many of y'all have left such great prompts, but imma start with answering this one!

thank you for your kind words, and i hope you enjoy!

(again, on mobile. no read more avaliable. also i know there's more to making surtsromming but for the sake of this fic pretend it's easier)

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"Atreus, what are we doing?" Kratos calls as he trails behind his son, watching the young man leap from outcrop to outcrop. Atreus had suggested they visit the Lake earlier that day, not really explaining why, only requesting it. Kratos assumed that it would be to hunt or fish for food- they need all that they can get with this enternal winter- but he has quickly realized that this is, not, in fact the case.

At the sound of his voice, Atreus looks up from the rock he'd just been looking under, water lapping at the base of it. Most of the Lake has frozen over at this point, except for a few small pools surrounding larger rocks upon the beach. Atreus has been scouring these the entire time, popping up and out from behind them every now and again.

"Fishing," Atreus says. He darts to the next pool, dropping to his hands and knees to try and get a better look into the water. Kratos raises a brow, because it does not seem as if they are fishing. Atreus appears to be scavenging.

He grunts, conveying he wants Atreus to further explain himself. The boy does so, "I'm looking for a specific kinda fish." He hops to his feet. Must not have found the specific fish. He hurries to the next pool, which is hidden between two larger rocks. He shimmies himself between them for a better view. He continues, "Surtsrömming."

Kratos frowns, his nose scrunching subconsciously. He does not like that fish, and there are still plenty of other kinds. Kratos is not a picky person when it comes to food. Food is food. But this fish? Rotten. He would rather avoid eating it if possible.

"Why." He steps onto the rocks behind Atreus, arms crossed over his chest. "You do not like it."

"Yeah I know," Atreus says, hand darting down a thin crack between stone. He grimaces when it comes back empty. He looks back up at his father. "But... it smells."

He continues down the frozen beach, and so Kratos follows. He waits for further explanation. "I feel bad for Mimir," Atreus finally says, revealing why they're here. Not completely, but it's the start of it. "He can't eat anymore, and I see him looking at us eating jealously."

"What does that have to do with rotting fish?"

"It smells!" Atreus exclaims, throwing his hands in the air. "He can taste something that smells really strong!"

That... has logic to it, no matter how fragile. Kratos can see what Atreus is getting at with this.. "strategy" of his. Of course he is worried about Mimir being left out during meals, it's just like him. So of course he'd try to find a way to include Mimir...

...No matter how foul smelling.

Speaking of which, the pungent scent of rotting fish hits Kratos's nose and Atreus perks up. He rushes towards the smell and bends over, letting out a happy whoop as he holds up a handful of... nearly rotten fish. The perfect condition to create surtströmming... wonderful.

"Found some!" Atreus exclaims with excitement. "Come on, let's get it ready!"

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And so they get it ready.

Kratos ends up cooking fish stew- not from the surtströmming- to try and cancel out some of the rotting fish scent for when Atreus brings it out. His boy brings Mimir to the dinner table, the head rambling about one thing or the other as he's set down.

"Dinner looks great tonight, brother!" Mimir chirps, his eyes aglow. "I can almost imagine how it tastes!"

"Be prepared for more," Kratos grunts, sitting himself down at the table. Mimir raises a brow at him, about to speak, when Atreus brings over a plate of the surtströmming. His nose wrinkles back instantly.

"Oh, god! What is that?!"

Atreus sits down beside Mimir with a triumphant grin. "Your dinner."

"What? Lad, I can't eat-"

"No, but you can taste it, right?"

Mimir stops, considering. Atreus watches him closely, anxious to see if his idea has worked as he'd planned. Mimir hesitantly takes a deeper whiff of the horrible smell, and his face relaxes.

"That's surtströmming, aye?" he asks, whimsical. How is he whimsical about that scent?

"Yep!" Atreus says, vibrating in his seat.

"I can certainly... taste it," Mimir says thoughtfully. He sighs heavily. "Why, thank you lad. I see what you were thinking... Now, how about I tell you about the time I ate surtströmming with the goddess Ran?"

"You did not," Atreus says with disbelief. But Mimir only chuckles, and dives into the retelling.

Kratos half listens, watching his small family at the dinner table.

#weak ending but eh #wow i talk #gow #gowr #god of war #god of war ragnarok #kratos #atreus #mimir #my writing #my fic #ask

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ultimatefartwizard · 25 days

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Agonies of a Late Homestuck Reader Pt.3

Wiz is here for the hell that is this work, and now we start off with Act 2, we begin with a mysterious vagabond wandering a desert. He like... finds this underground bunker type thing with a lid that has the same symbol as the cruxtruder? Quite interesting!

Jumping back to John, since he seems to now be in like floating purgatory type situation yet alive and well.... as well as a just now 13 year old boy can be after just nearly dying from a meteor hurdling towards him and his father's house.

Am I insane and used RPGmaker XP too much? Or does the wind sound in it sound like one of the wind effects RPGmaker XP use (specifically using it as an example as I've never used other rpgmaker programs)

I downloaded Ruffle (a in-browser flash player replacement) to circumnavigate the "flash player no longer supported" issue since I wanted a true genuine experience as it was intended, and thankfully it works! For those wanting Ruffle, you can find it -HERE-

I played the segment with John looking around his house, and was amused by this sort of omnipotent narrator type character (soon revealed to be the vagabond, having gone down into the bunker and is using a computer to communicate) that would order commands at him and just call him "BOY."

Various Vagabond antics; makes me think of how Kratos calls his son "boy" continually in Ragnarok.

As I further mucked about, John's father seems to be missing and some sort of oil substance is everywhere. I originally thought his father got whole ass slaughtered and had him bleed out like a pig, thankfully not... maybe? I haven't read far enough yet.

I immediately thought of John Kramer talking through Billy the puppet when I read this clicking on the cabinet. And considering the species of "Cherub" in Homestuck is based on the puppet, I wouldn't put it past Hussie to make a (slightly butchered) reference.

John talks to Dave, and.... well I won't show the image of the exact things he says when he starts rapping cuz 1. I can't put a clickable censor on images and 2. not comfortable posting that but OH MY GOD. HUSSIE... HUSSIE! NO STOP HUSSIE DONT WRITE THAT YOU ARE WHITE OH MY GODDD.... DON'T MAKE THAT CHILD SAY SUCH THINGS AND MAKE MORE WEIRD AND BORDERLINE RACIST COMMENTS.... Why are you obsessed. Why are you especially obsessed with black presidents and, in conjunction, Obama??? Do you have some sort of weird crush on this man because you think about him too much. (joking around with myself to save my sanity, im dying here, also note i feel these negative ramblings are important especially when looking at this piece of media in a critical light)

Please I pray the comments like this calm down... though knowing the later stuff ik Hussie doesn't stop being weird or finds new ways to be gross and weird. I also made the mistake of reading the "sweet bro and hella jeff" comic Hussie linked on Dave's segment and my god this explains the later incident with..... a certain Homestuck 2 character. DO NOT READ THAT FOR YOUR SANITY BTW.

Back onto the story itself, watching Dave manage his sylladex and how his captchalogues/uncaptchalogues stuff makes me realize how stupidly complex his is, and it's the most complex thus far. I still don't understand it but that's for another time for rambles. Also rather curious out of the three revealed human children so far he's the only one who's not apprehensive to his family member's collection of themed stuff; in this case, it's his brother's puppet collection. I swear to god there's got to be some sort of underlying reason for these, there's no way that these are all presented to the reader and somehow don't have any strong significance or meaning.

It cuts over to Rose again, who's trying to get out to the generator in the rain so she can boot up her computer to pair up with John again and escape certain doom due to a meteor shower hitting the forest she lives in and is engulfed in flames. She seems to have a lot of contempt for her mother, not sure if it's the same back towards her but they are noted to have some sort of one-uping competitions. Both John and Rose seem to compete with their parents while Dave nods and seeminly respects his brother's stuff, which is interesting and definitely will try to investigate this phenomenon as I read.

I leave off on page 374, certainly to return later for more reading! -Wiz

#ultimatefartwizard #wizardyaps #homestuck #homestuck related #john egbert #dave strider #rose lalonde #agonies of a late homestuck reader

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