imagine if you will:

lasko and dear dressing up like this for halloween—

Part 2 to my last ask regarding Hans Redemption Arc gushing: I know you don't like Canon!Mal (I don't either lol) &Im still tryna read through most of the old posts regarding ur AU (which I love btw) so I'm not entirely sure if the AU features Canon!Mal or some rewrite/replacement version of her, if there was a post about it I haven't found it yet, sorry. Hope you have a good day <3

Well my OC Paige replaces her as the Main Heroine so here's some lore about her :>

Paige is not related to established Disney Canon and meant to represent the reader/audience. Her last name Walters is based on Walt Disney but that's about it

Her theme color is orange since it complements Ben's blue and I don't see many orange-themed characters as the lead in general + i didn't want to use Mal's palette I want to distance Paige from her XD

She came from MURICA to study runes and joins a group with Soraya (Milo and Kida's daughter) and Arthur and Aggie (children of Basil of Baker Street and my other OC Edith).

So they're now the new Core Four; they don't consider themselves to be AKs or VKs they're just vibing together amidst the conflict

I think the first time Ben and Paige met he was travelling incognito and he helped her escape a group of thugs that had been harassing a village she had visited during her third week

Her faceclaim is Beth Chapel's actress

Mal on the other hand begins as a straight up antagonist, ruling the Isle of the Lost with an iron fist. She has no parenthood in the traditional sense as Maleficent created her from dark essence as the perfect heir in case something happens to her. So at first Mal is really into tyranny until she realizes how f-ed up in the head her predecessor was after she gets overthrown. She might still join Carlos, Evie and Jay if they take pity on her and show her how to act like a normal kid and fix her mistakes. She and Paige don't have much a rivalry though they do keep their distance. Mal and Audrey on the other hand....oh boy XD

I'm surprised people want to hear more about my AU - thank you so much for showing interest <3

Dear Yuletide Author,

I've never managed to make sign ups before, so this'll be my first year doing Yuletide, and I'm really excited! Here's some things.

General things I like in stories:

-queer characters and headcanons; spectrum sliding of all kinds (so, could be skin color, mental health, anything – diversity is exciting!). If you’re not comfortable with doing this, I get it, take care of yourself! {if you’re not sure what I mean, basically: taking a character who’s canonically white and implied to be straight and writing them as bi and black, for example.}

-Personal things you enjoy having a place in the story you write (so like if you know a lot about making dresses in the seventeenth century and it comes up in the story that's always really cool)

-Clever headcanons that explain and recontextualize canon.

-magic, whimsy, and bittersweet endings

-happy and hopeful endings

-Found family, and coming together and surviving difficult situations with your found family

-Hopeful apocalypses; the conflicts of the story no longer matter and everyone has to work together to survive, but there’s a sense that everyone will survive and things will get better over time, even if they suck now

-Things that are on the edge between dreamlike and not-dreams, and maybe sometimes they have real effects but you can't quite tell.

-Alternate universes or settings with more fantasy

-Time travel, fix-it fics: I'm not sure this applies to any of my fandoms but in general I really like it. Any kind of time travel: loops, inhabiting younger body, older you shows up and younger you is still a thing, living as a time-displaced wanderer... all of this is great. Even if I didn’t mention it specifically I’m pretty much always down for a time travel AU.

-Language differences having an effect on the story

-Clever wordplay and riddles and mysteries that matter to the story

-Children allowed to be children, but also having wisdom that matters

-Characters being self-aware and working to improve

-Stories where romance is not the focus, and friendship and family are valued highly. Gen stories.

-Crossovers and AUs

Things I don't want in stories (starred ones are 'hard' rules; others are preferences)

-Hopeless endings

-Things that are dark for the sake of darkness*

-Demonizing a character; changing/removing core character traits

-Unhealthy relationships portrayed as healthy or desirable

-Explicit porn (Not for Yuletide. Thanks!)*

-Eye gore. Please just don't describe things touching eyes.*

-Gore in general is not great

-Slice-of-life fics without any kind of fantasy or magic aren't my favorite

Thank you so much for signing up! I'm so excited to see whatever you come up with! Feel free to get inspired and ignore these ideas, beyond the hard rules! I consider all of this more of a bouncing-off point, and I trust your judgment. I'd also love to talk more after Yuletide if you want to? I like talking to people who are enthusiastic about things I'm enthusiastic about, and brainstorming can be really fun.

Here's the copies of my specific-fandoms requests:

Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin and Hobbes grow up but they hold on to the magic that existed when they were kids, although it's a rocky road at times.

I would prefer that you avoid stories where Calvin comes to live entirely in the real world, *and* stories where he lives entirely in a new fantasy world. Calvin and Hobbes' world feels to me one with feet on the ground and head in the clouds, and I would love if you could preserve that sense.

I like queer headcanons (aro or ace or both Calvin would be super cool!)

I really love crossovers for Calvin and Hobbes, and I'd really like to see one(s) with Lilo and Stitch. 

I’d prefer gen and I don’t like Calvin/Hobbes as a pairing.

Nimona: How do they end up where they are, and where do they go after the story is over? I'm really interested in backstories and worldbuilding for this universe; I do kind of ship Ballister and Ambrosius, but please don't ignore the ways in which their relationship (in the general, not-romantic sense of 'relationship') is and has been unhealthy in the past if that's where you go with this.

I'm also down for AUs where they're all a happy family or something; it's not something I'd normally want to read, but dragon shapeshifter baby and two harried dads sound hilarious.

Also, the woman with the device (I haven't read it in a while; forgive me I do not remember her name). I would love to see more of her. What's going on with her life?

Megamind: Oh man I have so many different ideas for this. You don't have to do all of these; really you don't have to do any of them, but here's my list of ideas:

AU in which Roxanne is an alien (whether she's the 'Megamind' parallel or the 'Metroman' is up to you, but I'd love to see Megamind as her counterpart and then they kiss)

-Gender fuckery

-Minion focus (how old was he when the planet was destroyed? How does his mind work?)

--On that note, how do the brainbots think?

--What was life on Minion's and Wayne's first planets like? What did their parents do? What did those societies look like? How did it cope with imminent death -- did other babies get propelled out into the world? If not, why Megamind specifically?

-Wayne eventually growing up, after the movie, and doing something meaningful with his life

-Apocalyptic AU in which they all have to work with each other (I'm imagining that the movie didn't happen in this circumstance, but I'm okay if it did, and apocalypse happens after)  

Feel free to focus in on one character and not include all of them :)

The Breakfast Club: The Breakfast Club always felt relateable to me, because I've also had those kinds of microcosm friendships -- and they've often faded away once the moment passes. Does the Breakfast Club hold on to their friendship during the stresses of high school, and after? If not, do they ever reconnect? What does this thing that happened mean to them, later in their lives?

I'm also down for ridiculous AUs with superpowers or time travel or crossovers or fusions. 

Princess Princess Ever After: I want to hear about their adventures without each other, and adviser guy: what does he get up to? How do their parents respond; how do they all end up where they are? And maybe what happens when they're married and they have kids what do the kids do? What happens next? What's Amira's brother doing?

Also, also: I really, really want them to kiss. But honestly just give me moooooar of anything about this beautiful story.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire: There's a lot of stories I really want to see within this fandom.

One is an epic tale rewriting the whole thing where the white savior trope is less of a thing, Atlantis makes sense as a society, full of political intrigue and history and worldbuilding. honestly this isn't quite my cup of tea, but I also really want explanations where this world makes sense, so if you're pulled towards this I would love to read it.

Second: a couple hundred years in the future Atlantis decides to reveal itself. What does that integration look like? Maybe space is involved! Stargate crossover could be cool because it has another linguist.

Another is just... give me anything with Audrey and Vinny and Sweet and Helga and Mole and all these people, dealing with returning to the world, maybe Milo returning much later. They're immortal, or something close; time is strange and they have adventures and it's hard to adjust to this world but they have to, so they do. They have adventures, they create things; they live their lives, affected by this brush with the fantastical but stuck in a normal-ish world. I feel like Sweet, Mole, and Wilhelmina get overlooked a lot, and I’d especially like to see more of Sweet, but I also love Audrey and Vinny so. Anything goes. 

I'd also like to see any of their lives growing up, or Milo's ... uncle? Whoever it was? and his adventures.

I'm also a linguistics geek so I'd really love to see more realistic language problems, and I'm actually down to read an entire story that's just 'Milo studies things', esp. if you convey the mystery and excitement of a good problem. He’s a geek and I love him. 

Or Kida's life growing up! What is Atlantis like? Worldbuilding this fascinating place. Or ancient history; what's Kida's mother like? Or life of random Atlantis urchin or why did the Atlantians forget or highschool AU that’s Kida/Milo or really... anything that's got at least a touch of magic in this setting.

Atlantis

*flop* Night human, hello! Hello I'm just beat I know the feeling. ...And it might be impeccable timing! Looks like the site is down. Awwwww, no We could... watch a movie instead? Did I somehow manage not to miss anything? A movie sounds excellent. Any suggestions? Hmmmmmmmmmmm let me check my list How about... Atlantis? Works for me! I have no objection.

Apparently we are watching Jeepers Creepers, and we are going to like it. Hmmm. Hmm, it's opening just fine in another tab. Here, try this instead https://www.watchcartoononline.io/atlantis-the-lost-empire

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Oh, watchcartoononline, why don't I ever refer to you first? Just, uh, ignore the ads. I forget they're there, having blocked the hell out of them long ago There we go! Beautiful! The end. That is not really a warning. hello! Hello! Whoop, glowy eyes of foreboding! And then they drowned. Shoosh. Uranium! Either that, or we forgot another relic on Earth. Earth is like a gosh-darn magnet for anything you carelessly shoot into space for some reason It may be due to Unicron being the core. He attracts chaos. Is that a shrine probably Oh my gosh Oh my gosh he's like Linguistics Mulder He does not realize this is always a setup to being murdered. At least he's being delightful about sending Milo off to almost-certain doom They really go all out on every facial expression. They do! I do not trust this weird human. omg kity This little human's adorable. Does he have a match in his mouth Hello main villain, probably That's not a trustworthy chin. No indeed. Exactly. Why was he crossing his digits behind his back? Oh my god what .... Apparently Milo's body belongs to the crew and they'd like to make that clear right off the bat. It's like everyone on this ship stopped giving even a single shit. Serpents do not have limbs. Not with THAT attitude, they don't She taunted Murphy. Well, that man is dead. And now they all die. oh, yeah, this movie has an incredible body count Excellent. Fun! This thing sure is... crabby. Good to get the cannon fodder out of the way early. That way no one misses them. yeah, it's really put them in a pinch Something something... shell? How fortunate they are that the air is still breathable down there. That's nothing, don't you remember Treasure Planet Treasure Planet had 'space technology' as a cheat. hahahha Awwww. dude, ASK qué es esto Wheeljack! Red! Hello, hello same ... Fireflies. Of course. Uh Oh What about, uh Their explosives And then they died. Heh. i like this guy Well Convenient power in the short term, but overuse will give you cancer. uhhh Shhh, shhh, that's definitely how language works. The surface dwellers also introduce new viruses into the local population. why is that human magnus Called it We don't trust his chin. I'm pretty sure that's going to turn out to be an enormous slur on Magnus GOOD Peaceful explorers, with lots of explosives I do not like the king's voice. Does this story really require the little ratman? heh. that's a man???? Who wouldn't want a story with a bizarre earth-fetishist rat-man Without the ratman, who else would grind in the obnoxiousness? i feel like my boy the explosives guy could give us everything beepbeep How does the linguist fail at pronouncing a name given to him? i think humans have a tongue swelling thing when they see someone pretty Less Ratman and Dr. Touches, more explosive human. more explosions general bring on the booms A convenient history of Atlantis. And then he died of the bends. Tragic. Shoosh, the bends don't exist, just like there's magically fresh air down here oh frag Whoop damn Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Magnus. Indeed I'm tellin' ya, the mech's gonna turn OH a BIG STATUE Or maybe, uh literally in his head His eyes DO look kinda crystally yeah so do mine Well, that looks safe ...Oh. It's because he looked This is probably not a good sign. Ohhhhhh my This is probably fine. Huh. It was fine. ALSO probably fine W What flowers why Smoke up what air they have left. That's helpful. Nobody we knew I love explosives human. How are they planning on getting back to the surface? OH HEY Oh great there goes alpha trion He sounds like Sentinel. I dislike it. He got that story out pretty smoothly for someone half a minute from death. He died on purpose, to get out of dealing with this mess. explosives guy is high all day every day Truly your spirit human. i love him They just so happened to bring tiny planes with them. Just in case. apparently! You never know when you're going to need tiny planes under the ocean. HA ohhh brutal How is she alive after that She did not survive that fall. damn magnus hahahaah his face oh scrap hahahah wow Nice wow Here comes Magnus! now magnus can't talk scrap about me bein' on crystals Hah! And they flood Atlantis with lava. Perfect. Well then They have known each other for about two hours. But it felt like three. ha GIVE HIM A HUG. Now wash that hand. That hand will never be clean. oof seaspray used to crack my spinal strut over his leg if i whined about it enough Nice. "But we WON'T say that, because it's SECRET" how did humans put magnus and me in this so well Dumb luck. There's apparently an awful sequel. technically it's actually three episodes to a tv show that got canned before it made it to air, and they thought they'd flog it direct to video Can we go about our lives, without suffering through the awful sequel? technically it's actually three episodes to a tv show that got canned before it made it to air, and they thought they'd flog it direct to video Can we go about our lives, without suffering through the awful sequel? Or will knowing it is out there haunt us relentlessly? uho h I'm up for it if you folks are. Welllllllll... Sure, I have not been tormented enough. Sure, why not watch something to viciously mock It probably is not worse than the pig sequels. Nothing could be worse than the pig sequels. Gotta run, Red. Thanks for the party Always a pleasure! See you! Behold! Atlantis on a tenth of the budget And then they died. Remember those beautiful shots from the first movie? None of that here! Lava whales. Lava whales. Of course. So it heals rock, too? I should know better than to ask why, and yet, it is the only question. Wasn't that thing... bigger? You probably aren't. Oh, it's crying His rock looks upset at what his city has become. their smiles look unnatural She looks weird OH JOY. A PET MASCOT The lava tubes. And a giant crab. No. Not allowed. Ew. I hate their relationship. All the food is just, like. Bowls of dyed pasta. You live in Atlantis, you eat noodles. Forever. Oh, Kida, what have they done to you? That's ridiculous They live UNDER THE OCEAN Surely they're familiar with, like, swimming, floating, drowning Yes, make sure you bring the animal with you. Where would they be without their mascot Perhaps less drowning. The real kraken is that grim faced weirdo. Gettin' a little Shadow Over Innsmouth here ewwww, don't touch it t's like watching animatronics Why do they even have an inn if they hate visitors so much what's with her FACE . . . She cannot actually focus on anyone. Will-o-wisps? Heh Rat-man's grimace will follow you to your dreams I despise everything about Rat-man. W...what Maybe he just has one of the magic life-extending crystals I hate that Rat-man is contributing more than he ever did in the good movie. He should never move the plot forward. and yet, he is "Ha, now you can't complain that he's useless!" I will complain regardless. Kray-ken. It like... patted him gosh, maybe he's not the one in charge here I never thought a story about a tentacle monster could be so unappealing. Stop moving the plot forward, Rat-man! How dare he contribute? And they crush their friend with roof debris. Gasp. Uh... ... Ominous. I thought there was going to be a twist where it was a tiny tentacle monster they do not get paid enough for this Also I feel like nothing was really... explained Of course it wasn't. Milo who showed up three weeks ago knows more than her, of course. Are they just planning on investigating nonsense around the world? Why not use the magic healing crysta on him Too much work. gosh it's ALMOST like the coyotes are MADE OF SAND, animated by some magic force Jinkies! ... This bit is older than I am. Oh, Kida... So there's no theft in Atlantis, huh Had not been invented yet. Well, HE'S evil Because you know the writers of this nonsense wanted to be timeline accurate. Him? No! Every problem is going to have a spooky old man. I keep expecting to see Wile E Coyote and the roadrunner in this landscape This seems offensive to someone. You think? I can't get past how weird everyone looks I mean, Rat-man took a lateral move, but still Gosh, who's surprised Wait, did Rat-man just contribute to the plot again More than old man Kakashi. Because surely he won't just go to the cave and steal everything. Rat-man's carrying the plot and I'm not okay with that. ... oh wow. He's the most important character in this story It's, like, all about his dirt-eating Oh so it's a big museum The adventures of Rat-man and friends. wow his voice will just never stop cracking, will it Stop touching each other. And then he killed them. WOW who would have GUESSED Of course we have to have silly implausible knockout gas. Why even bother tying them up? Just kill them while they are unconscious. Likes gloating? Please, please kill them while they're unconscious. I don't like Milo's little pantaloons or shapely calves. Someone had to draw them. Guess SOMEbody's about to get sandblasted But for the pot they broke, they must die. Don't do it, Kakashi! Tell me your secret. "well if I told you it wouldn't be a secret, would it" "We love you, old man Jicama." ... Did Odin broke into his house. Did Odin break into this guy's I mean I sthis where theis is going What even is this premise? I mean I guess he can have it None of this could have less to do with anything. Oh dude you are WAY off they wanted to do a multi-season tv show like this ...Or, uh. Maybe not Then he is simply an insane man who is good at training birds. Dead. Pffffff . . . . . . . "The cum filling?" ...What I also heard that. And again, ratman is essential to the plot. ....Ewwwwww, he dressed her I think he is very confused abou this mythos, also I feel concussed. ...Did anyone else just see the explosives human disassociate out of his body? They've all been doing that The image bleed has been very prevalent. I haven't seen it get quite as bad as that. Uh... huh. So they're like boiling the ocean That's a little grim Rest in peace, fishermen. Or not. Rejoin the world, just in time to participate in a World War. Excellent plan. Wait there's a child? And contract polio. Was she like born DURING the thousands of years under the sea? Not quite as bad as the pig sequel, but still too reliant on the ratman. well that was... underwhelming That was wretched. I'm on the cusp of powering down, but thank you all for coming and enduring this. Thank you for hosting this terrible assortment of bad ideas. Well. It's what I do! Good night! Thanks for the stream. Good night! Good night! Thanks for the stream. Good night! Thank *you* for the movie suggestion, night human!