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therealseanwstewart · 7 years

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Insane Pitches Borne from Mental Chaos

So here are some pitches that I am considering for future projects.

-Vortex:

Three children; a purple mute boy, a monochrome girl, and a scissors-headed boy all live in a city that nearly meets its doom every day due to near apocalypse caused by eldritch abominations that come out of nowhere. The kids usually have to learn how to counter these monsters in order to defeat them and to further postpone the inevitable.

-Bunny Girls Fighting Robot Dinosaurs:

Self-explanatory. Exactly what it says on the tin.

-Helena

An all-female cast of alien girls all live on a distant planet invaded by a technologically advanced military civilization: Gremlins. The girls all hunt each other down and battle each other to the death until their wishes end up being granted by a goddess. Each girl has her own unique motives. One girl, for example, is a young demi-goddess wearing a blue hoodie and rain boots who acts as a missionary for her Church of Luck. She will eventually become the Goddess, Lady Luck. Can she find such power before the planet is destroyed?!

-ThreadFang

A vampire-like “threadsnake” made entirely out of yarn, lives within a massive castle made out of household arts and crafts objects, and thrives off of consuming the thread from its enemies.

-Touhou

Girls in a fictional land in Japan shoot magic at each other and shit. Needs no introduction, but I’m thinking about moving to MMD some day in the future...

-Perish, the Forlorn Naked Christmas Tree

Perish is a dying tree who is lonely and is considered ugly and terrible by those around her. In addition: she is pregnant with a sapling Xmas tree child, and she wishes to make a decent home for her child by the holiday season...

-Lobotomy Boy

A girl wanders a dreamlike landscape with her guardian angel; an entity that fires lasers out of its dome-shaped head.

-???

My current project. A little naked angel girl pees on things to put fires out and keeps the earthbound civilization of mortals alive so the people an advance in technology as years pass. It is a sim game in the vein of Actraiser. I’m making it in Game Maker. Please look forward to it some day...

-Skinless Shrimp

A family team up with an alien fetus to gather its power and switch “jobs” to fight evil.

-Untitled Tale

You wake up in a sealed room. You receive letters from a mysterious girl telling you that you cannot leave this house and that she will take care of you for the rest of your life. You never see this woman, but she leaves food for you and more, strange, cryptic letters each morning. Mysteries can be solved all across the strange house, and you must find this mysterious woman once and for all.

Keep in mind; these are only pitches/ideas. Some of this shit may actually come to light who knows???

#cry #for #help

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