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dreamsb0u · 9 months

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what if the aus were working in a 24 hour convenience store.

Nightmare is literally just making this as miserable for everyone as possible via. wet floors, breaking the cash register etc.

Killer is always being a bitch in the aisles but believe me when I say he is one falling can away from committing a federal crime

Dust sleeps all the time, he doesn't deal with this. Or he's out back pretending to take the trash out (He's smoking)

Horror's on slushie machine duty. The plastic wall wasn't from covid it was from him throwing the slushies at Killer

Cross is doing his best. And is also the one that gets yelled at the most by customers. He's manning the counters.

Dream is basically either trying to fix the lights all the time (they go out a lot) or hiding the fact he's on his sixth toilet break because he, despite being a skeleton, has explosive diarrhea instead of being on smoke breaks (Nightmare would steal his cigs)

Ink is making everything worse on purpose. Also he climbs in the vents sometimes just to scare Swap

Swap is damage control and the only reason this hellscape is still running. But in reality, he is running from the feds for several murder related crimes.

And then theres another one of my Sans aus, Janitor Sans. Someone kill him please he's so close to snapping.

#au ideas #tw murder mention #tw smoking #24 hour store au #someone save them.#they all have to wear those ugly ass polo shirts but they have paw print patterns so i guess it's okay.#swap sans #killer sans #nightmare sans #cross sans #dust sans #horror sans #ink sans #dream sans #janitor sans #sans au #undertale au #utmv

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