Tim: Do you think B would let me have our great grandmother's wedding ring? Dick: ... Dick: Didn't she kill her husband? Tim: That's why I want it.

We all know and love the final girl, but I want to know more about the first girl. The forgotten girl. The unlucky catalyst. The girl who's buried twice, first to be killed and last to be avenged. The girl that everyone else thinks about, when that phone call comes, when the backdoor is mysteriously unlocked, when the blade slides home. But she had no one before her to provide context. She was all alone with her fear and she died without knowing that her brutal sacrifice would birth the creation of a final girl who lives. The girl who watches as the girls after struggle and fail again and again until finally, finally, she wins but it's bittersweet because she had a whole lineage of dead girls to guide her way and the first girl had nothing. She was always supposed to fail and she did it so beautifully they've changed the meaning of her name about it, she is no longer a person she's that first brutal death.

POV: You're a system.

I think the most insane part of Crystalized is the fact that Kai and Jay would've fucking killed each other had Nya not shown up when she did.

Like when you look at that fight, there was intent to either kill or seriously injure from both of them. Kai was aiming his fireballs at Jay and Jay was aiming his lightning at Kai, and neither of them were holding anything back. There was murderous intent from both of them there. Kai caused an explosion bad enough to set off the sprinklers, something explosions from their mechs don't even do. Had Jay not jumped out of the way, he would've either been in the ER or in the Departed Realm. To remind everyone, this fight started basically because Kai didn't like how Jay was coping with losing Nya. Since the first 12 episodes of Crystalized were released, people have been complaining about Kai's grief vs Jay's grief in Crystalized; this fight addresses it. This fight wouldn't have started without Kai being upset, angry even, with how Jay's grief presents. It's consistent throughout the first 3 episodes of Crystalized too; Jay thinks he's the only one who remembers Nya because he's experiencing a psychosis and Kai progressively gets more and more annoyed, culminating in Kai and Jay trying to kill each other in the hangar bay.

Can. Can we talk about this more. Like Jay and Kai have always had some level of conflict between them, but they've never fought with intent to kill each other with the exception of their fight in The Shape of Nya, which was caused by differences in how they were grieving. I. I really don't think we talk about this nearly as much as we should

#love is stored in the hypothetical murdercide

I need non-Pokemon fans to understand something about this generation’s legendaries.

This is Ogerpon. Ogerpon is the main legendary for the Teal Mask DLC. She’s cute, friendly, and she has canonically murdered three other Pokemon who HAVE TYPE ADVANTAGES OVER HER simultaneously.

This is Terapagos. They’re the main legendary of the second DLC, the Indigo Disk. They are smol, babey, and when their true form is unleashed, can wreak havoc and destruction mercilessly.

And so, having been introduced to the DLC legendaries, here are the main legendaries of the main game, Koraidon on the left and Miraidon on the right:

These two are literally just big friendly dogs in giant, powerful dragon form.

i think the most impressive thing abt puppet history is it's commitment to being a HISTORY show. yes the professor's posthumous hologram is going to try to brutally murder ryan during an ether-induced kidnapping but i will be DAMNED if y'all didn't learn interesting facts about victorian medicine!!!

Ok gonna give my take cuz its so lil of yan hobie with random headcanons (i did take some inspo from another fic tho ill put the blog later)

Edit: got inspo from this fic here

MDNI!!!

Tw: murder mention, slight violence mention, doesnt feel yandere but its there lol

- Yandere! Hobie isn't yout typical yandere. Unlike Yan! Miguel, he wouldn't feel jealousy if someone were to interact with you because he's just chill like that

-He would rather find it amusing if someone were to flirt with you, dating or not he would just come up to you and swing his arm around your shoulders "They are pretty great aren't they~?" Smirks as he looks at you.

-Yandere! Hobie who wouldn't kidnap or force you into dating him because it just goes agaisnt everything that he stands for. He belives to be free, do your own thing without any rules other than your own.

-He would kill for you tho, anyone who hurts you gonna get their heads bashed by his guitar <3333

-Yandere! Hobie that although he might be heartbroken that you reject him it won't mean he wouldn't respect your friendship (u a fool if u think he'll leave u alone after that lol)

-He wouldn't take it personal either, hurt but its not something he will hold onto.

-Yandere! Hobie that is very fucking scary when he is in protective mode, I mean ma man ain't playing around when it comes to your safety (nor for protecting his friends either) spider or not he will FUCK SHIT UP if someone messed with you

-Did I mention he would be a good mentor to you? Like you know those scenes where the mc is in danger and then they have flashback from their mentor telling them a lesson that they didn't understand at first until they go into the situation they in?

-ye that him

-Yandere! Hobie that steals the stuff u leave by accident in his room and has them hidden well on a box. From your hoddie to your hairband.

-he wouldn't be a creep either, intimidating? Yes but creepy? To you? Never. He respects your space and boundaries (consent people, CONSENT!!! Its a priority to him in any relationship!)

-He's obssessed with you tho, he will do anything just to see that preddy smile of yours or get you show a sort of emotion

-LOVES when u pout, everytime u do something cute or ur lips purse in annoyance I swear if u look closely u can see hearts in his eyes while having a stupid smile on his face 😌💕

-face squish. LOTS of them

Just remembered that around Christmas last year I caught a pretty bad cold, and while I was sleeping I had this dream that Jerma was doing a “marriage stream” which is exactly what it sounds like - a stream of his own wedding. It was a pretty big event because he had several camera people filming him and his bride and they were in a pretty big venue as well with many other guests. But the problem was that every time Jerma tried to kiss the bride, he ended up accidentally stabbing someone and killing them, with a good 70% of the time killing the bride herself on accident. The people filming the stream would replace the bride with another person because they were "replaceable", but no matter what they did Jerma would stab someone, and Jerma himself didn’t even know why it was happening. Eventually all of the camera people got murdered, and since they couldn't be replaced like the brides, the last few hours of the stream consisted of a blurry image from a camera on the ground while Jerma and the other guests were shouting and screaming in the background.

Stupid little thing that’s been stuck in my head

SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub | "Until Dawn - Part 2" (2021) [YouTube]

GGY Week Day 3: Team & Found Family

TW! BLOOD

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i'm quite sad that people stopped talking about nex benedict. just because his case wasn't technically murder it still speaks volumes about the effects of bullying and how schools need to work harder to protect marginalized youth.

do you all remember leelah alcorn? we won't forget her. please don't forget nex benedict either

Therian culture is saying your superpower would be shapeshifting and then you Realize™.

please yes if it was possible i might be willing to kill for that power

submission:

What do y'all think happened to the subway guy (Ingo)

Options:

-ran away

-kidnapped/killed by team plasma

-... his brother did it

-some multiverse crap

-there was only ever one and we're all insane

(ooc: i feel like this would be a pretty big thing in universe honestly)

//yeah, i agree