#there was so many pics of daniel but i tried to be picky
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okay fuck it here it goes: vladimir rys photos that fucks hard from his website because i need somewhere i can easily access these pics
starting strong with turkish gp 2020 and the ring
"and the rest is confetti." turkish gp 2020 rainbow confettis you will always be famous to me
lewis hamilton and the first and only time he cried in his car.
the sexual tension between me and making this my desktop wallpaper despite me not being a fan of ferrari
has lots of photography with red bull cars just zooming past but i think this is my fav so far
again, so many photos of mercedes on the track, especially those photos where the background is all lines because of how fast the car is going, but this is my favorite
this is the photo that is also the thumbnail for his "people" page and i can understand why, vladimir you are so right for your red bull boys agenda
i will give it to him. blue eyes with flushed cheeks do make several points
i wish he also gave dates on his pictures because if this is from 2016 when nico admitted put a strain on his personal life because of the championship...
see, THIS is the contention winning shot for me, i dont even care if its heavily editted or maybe not even max, this is max for me hope it helps
something something ferrari and its politics being above their drivers and essentially their work
where is that post with drivers out of the car walking in places where they do not belong?
the finger, the eyelashes, the way you recognize the chin...
if there is one thing vladimir will do it's to combine mercedes symbol with number 44
i just know if this was released today it would break a very specific portion of tumblr, this is also one of the best daniel profiles and his back is definitely at top 5
i wont lie to you chief i hope at least one person made a lion vs panther metaphor during 2021 season
#uhhh i put a read more and i hope it works#but yeah#lewis hamilton#sebastian vettel#daniel ricciardo#there was so many pics of daniel but i tried to be picky#max verstappen#ferrari#mercedes#red bull#michael schumacher#nico rosberg#there were two pics where nico's eyelashes were the main focus which is not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#vladimir rys#valtteri bottas#alex albon
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Ship meme for Diego and Elena? I miss them. 😘
I miss them too Nonny. I’ll get back to them eventually.
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - only a couple of years unfortunately; but if they got their shit together and got back together, they could be forever.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - kind of slow burn; there was an attraction right away but it took a while before they even really knew each other let alone fell in love
How was their first kiss? - first kiss: combative, used as a distraction; first real kiss: hesitant but quickly becoming passionate and full of everything they had been fighting for months
Wedding1 (the Impulse):
Who proposed? - Elena
Who is the best man/men? - I guess that would be the witnesses? So Patch and Elena’s sister-in-law Amelia
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - None
Who did the most planning? - Elena, for all that there was any “planning” involved.
Who stressed the most? - Elena. Neither of them really stressed, but she did have a brief case of cold feet when it occurred to her just how nuts the whole thing was.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
(It was at a park first thing in the morning, but at least the weather was nice and there was a gazebo, so it’s a tiny bit better than a pickup truck)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - they didn’t really invite anyone except their witnesses and officiant
Wedding2 (let’s do it properly this time (AU?)):
Who proposed? - Diego. I feel like it would be almost an accident and just slip out and she would just respond with “okay” and he’d be like “wait what?”
Who is the best man/men? - for her, Daniel (her brother), for him Luther (much to the surprise of many)
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - the rest of the wedding party in general: Amelia, Klaus, Five, Allison, Vanya, maybe another friend or two who at this juncture have no names
Who did the most planning? - Elena’s brother Daniel
Who stressed the most? - Diego. He’s fairly sure Elena’s going to leave him at the altar
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Reginald
Sex:
Who is on top? - They switch it up, but usually Diego
Who is the one to instigate things? - Diego; she likes sex, but would also probably not mind if it never happened again tbh (that sex-neutral demi life)
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Ranges anywhere from 15 minutes to a couple of hours.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - that is at the very least, the goal
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. - these two touch-starved motherfuckers get CLINGY once they let down their guard with each other
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Probably none
How many children will they adopt? - they only adopt one, but they foster at least a seven over the years.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - neither, since their kids are older when they come in
Who is the stricter parent? - Elena
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - HAHAHAHA no one.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Elena
Who is the more loved parent? - Diego
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Diego (or Grace)
Who cried the most at graduation? - DIEGO. Which is not to say Elena doesn’t cry, but he’s definitely the worse one
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Elena. Diego’s more likely to have been arrested with them
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Elena
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Elena, no doubt. Diego knows what good food is, but he’ll eat just about anything
Who does the grocery shopping? - Diego, and then Elena has to go back out for all the things he didn’t get because he didn’t think they needed them
How often do they bake desserts? - Almost never; although they do keep some sweet snacks around (sometimes they’re even super lucky and it’s cookies or cakes sent over by Grace)
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They try to keep a balanced ratio of meat to veg. But Elena doesn’t eat actual salad, to Diego’s chagrin (she thinks lettuce is tasteless and has no purpose)
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Diego, secret romantic
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both, their lifestyle does not leave them with much energy for cooking often
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Neither, they’re both at least somewhat competent
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Diego
Who is really against chores? - Elena. And only most chores. She actually really enjoys washing dishes and finds it strangely calming
Who cleans up after the pets? - Diego usually
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Elena (anything to not have to do it)
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Elena. It’s the one exception to her usual lack of care.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Diego. Elena wouldn’t bother to look.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Elena, unless Diego had a boxing match or a rough night of patrol
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they go together most of the time. Otherwise, it’s whichever of them has more time in the day’s schedule
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - it’s lowkey decorating but Elena tries to do a little something for all the big ones and a little bit just for seasonal changes
What are their goals for the relationship? - talk things through like mature adults; accept the choices the other makes even if they don’t agree; not give up on each other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Elena, and she tries her damnedest to get Diego to do it too but it only sometimes works
Who plays the most pranks? - Diego. Elena’s down for a prank battle, but she doesn’t have the endurance for a war. Although really, they’re at their best when they team up against someone else.
#OTP ship meme questions#Elena Pryce x Diego Hargreeves#really the first of my babies#if they would stop being so obstinate and let me finish their story neither of us would have to miss them any more
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the ship thing for john and elle?
I’ll answer you both under the cut because this got long
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -I’d like to imagine forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - John took one look at Elle and immediately started pining. Elle, however, took a lot longer. She was still dealing with some emotions regarding her ex-husband and was also very conflicted with the whole situation with the cult. After working with John for a while her feelings start to develop.
How was their first kiss? - Sort of quick and confusing. John had just explained his feelings for Elle, who then made the very rash decision to kiss him. Her feelings were just starting to develop and she wanted to see where they were going. It was awkward though and they didn’t really talk to each other for like a week after it.
Wedding: They don’t really get married in canon (more of a formality) so we’ll use normal au.
Who proposed? - Sort of both? At this point, they’d been together for around 10 years and the twins were about 7 but they weren’t engaged. Finally Elle just out of the blue one day says they should have probably gotten married and John agrees. Neither of them proposes really, but they do get rings for each other.
Who is the best man/men? - John’s brothers snd Nick. It’s a small wedding
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Grace, Emily, and Mary May. Elle thought about asking Joey but she thought it’d be weird
Who did the most planning? - John 100%. Elle’s planning was done as soon as she got her dress and she knew her bridesmaids got theirs (she let them pick, but they’re all the same color).
Who stressed the most? - They both stressed a lot for different reasons. John wanted everything to be perfect and his biggest anxiety was making sure the twins did what they needed to do (they were the combined ring bearers and flower….children?) and making sure that Elle’s ex-husband didn’t show up (it’s a small county). Elle’s stress came from marriage in general, she was afraid this marriage would end just like her last one, but everyone in the party was very good at reassuring her that this marriage was going to last.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Elle’s ex-husband, Gabe, not even because they were married before, they just knew he’d try to start shit.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Elle most of the time.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Either of them could, although Elle is a lot more straightforward while John tries to flirt and build up to it.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple of weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - It depends on a various number of circumstances (where they are, how tired one of them is, what mood they’re in)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Always
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 2 and that is enough for them.
How many children will they adopt? - None (unless pets count then 2)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - It’s pretty equal but sometimes it just depends on stuff like who’s closer, what twin needs to be changed, all that.
Who is the stricter parent? - Neither of them are super strict but Elle gets on them for little things, like leaving lights on or doors open.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Either of them, but sometimes Elle encourages them.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - John mostly because he’s the only cooking most of the time. Elle bakes them snacks though.
Who is the more loved parent? - Depends on which twin you ask. They love both of their parents a lot but their own preferences. John lets them get away with more which is something Margo likes but Elle gives them a bit more structure which is what Daniel likes.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - John. Elle has been banned.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both of them but Elle at least hid it a bit better.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Either of them, they both work with the law but Elle has a little more pull.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - John, Elle cannot cook.
Who is the pickiest in their food choice? - Elle used to be super picky but not so much anymore. She doesn’t like tomatoes though.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Either of them, it depends on who has the most time. They have a list of things they usually get and if John’s going to make something he hasn’t before then he’ll send a recipe or go get it.
How often do they bake desserts? - Elle bakes all the time.
Are they more of a meat-lover or a salad eater? - Out of either of them, Elle eats more meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Either, John would make the dinner while Elle would order something.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Elle, she brings home fast food a lot after shifts.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Elle
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Either of them, but Elle’s more likely to just randomly clean.
Who is really against chores? - Neither of them but Elle’s more likely to procrastinate cleaning because she doesn’t really mind messes.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Depends on what pet made the mess because Penny cannot stand Elle and so Elle refuses to deal with her (“She’s not my cat.”).
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Elle, until it bothers her.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - John.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Elle, probably because she put it there and then forgot.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Either of them could but Elle’s less likely because it’s too much effort.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Either of them, but they usually just let Boomer out by himself. Elle takes him with her on drives though.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - All the time, and then immediately regret putting up so many decorations.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Just keep each other happy really.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - John.
Who plays the most pranks? - Elle.
#deputy parker#emotional support psychopath#emotional support sweethearts#far cry 5#fc5#shellibanswers#foofygoldfish#chyrstis
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