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palepinkycat · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes Game

Tagged by @raven-of-domain-kwaad , I'm obsessed with incorrect quotes so thanks so much for tagging me shssjsjxj

Tagging - as always, no pressure! - @little-lightning-lavellan @a-master-procrastinator @siennadraws @a-muirehen @eydika @sotc @oxygenforthewicked @queen-scribbles @blitzindite

This turned out a bit longer than I thought - who would have guessed 🤠 - so I'm putting it under the cut -

Miriam: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Miriam: *waves her finger and sings like she's in a Disney Channel intro*

^ This is a proper DA2 intro

Marcel: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Alistair: Actually, Marcel, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Marcel: Let’s write Alistair a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

Monica (Marcel's wife): How petty can you get?

Marcel: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

He totally did, Alistair can confirm it.

Monica: I fell—

Marcel: From heaven?

Monica: No, I literally fell—

Marcel: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Monica: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Marcel: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Marcel: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Alistair: Twelve, actually.

Marcel: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Cillian: Yours!

Marcel: That's right! No one's.

Cillian: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Marcel: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Cillian: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Wynne: *sighs* Are you having another depressive episode?

Cillian: A depressive episode?

Cillian: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Cillian: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Miriam: So what’s for dinner?

Cillian, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

Cillian: You disgust me.

Seva: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and I no longer care.

Seva: I made tea.

Cillian: I don’t want tea.

Seva: Well, I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Cillian: Then why are you telling me?

Seva: It is a conversation starter.

Cillian: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Seva: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Seva: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Cillian: I beg to differ

Seva: Then Beg

Cillian: Damn, the power went out.

Seva: Don’t worry, I got this.

Seva: *stomps foot*

Cillian: What-?

Seva: *Sketchers light up*

Seva: I desire moisture.

Cillian: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

Seva, handing a balloon to Asin: I have no soul. Have a good day!

Asin, walking off: I don't have one either.

Seva: Change is inedible.

Velanna: Don't you mean inevitable?

Seva, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

#dragon age #incorrect quotes #the one with Seva handing a balloon to Asin is 100% canon this is totally how they became friends #also cillian really does have regret for dinner #and breakfast and lunch #and sorrow is his favourite snack #i can't stop thinking of seva wearing sketchers in the deep roads #the darkspawn would be too scared to approach him #oc:miriam #oc:marcel #oc:cillian #oc:seva #oc:asin #oc:monica

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