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#the big the bumby dumby
numberonesnarkfan · 3 months
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some sketches and concepts from an AU I accidentally brought to life and then got unreasonably attached to.
Essentially, it's a Rich werehuggy AU. Ole' Richie is turned into a new type of Bigger Body, transforming a human into a toy directly instead of placing their brain inside a premade body. Except, the catalyst is unintentionally regressive, so he unwillingly moves in and out of the toy form.
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This is all entirely and without question @the-friendliest-freak's fault. They are an evil influence who has exerted their dark and sinister mind control powers over me while laughing in their comically shaped skyscraper.
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gurlhuman-blog · 7 years
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These guys think they have game and used it for us to give it up But nah boy ur just fine and we wanted a nut But thats when dudes are so quick to call us women sluts You think you you ran the game and left us behind in the dust We like sex too, and its not that serious Us strong, confident women admit we love it and you start to fear us Feel the need to put us down and call us all thots and hoes You think were clueless little girls that you fuck and throw You think were dumb and fell for your corny lines We just wanted that late night fuck session, but that just sets of your aggression If a girl is not emotionally whole heartedly invested, shes just a breasted bitch whos pure womanhood is being tested She has no respect for herself is whats always suggested Shes a slut if she does, but shes also if she didnt You can fuck a hundred girls and you are considered a man But if a woman does its held against her for her lifespan You wanna be a player? Well we can be one too You wanna fuck some bitches? Tell your friends roll through You little boys only see it from one point of view But if im a hoe, then were all hoes & youre a hoe too You say I got too much ego, well you got too much pride Thats why we collide If I cant be your only one, I wont even try What you know about me? We in the 613 bayshore westside its the sg3 We aint rappers, we the pretty bitch gang Two somalis and a white girl You all know our name I call her baby, but her name bambi She tryna come to my house, meet my family Nah b, bitches flock to me, like bees to the hive das honey Its not funny, we makin money You broke and yo bitch bumby You a dumby and youre wack, i fucked on yo bitch in the back She dont like girls, but I turned her Made her roll down my river, tina turner I went deep, frank ocean, Left right, yeah I gave that bitch the motion Fat asses, theyre on deck When we walk in the room we break necks So whos next on our hit list? Dont be caught outside cause we dont miss And your girl, she misses me And you mad so you stay dissin me They said id never be rich, they said id never be shit But now im takin your bitch, rob yo ass and I know she wont snitch What you know about us? You halitosis havin ass bitch Your breath be stinking so bad it fuckin makes my skin itch Are you dumb? Look at that big ass mole on your back Suziis pussy is black, this big ol bitch needs a smack She wonders why but she never washes that shit wanted knee high boots but that shit didnt fit Ronn be rubbin yo pussy with his raw little dink Pussy so rotten it made that asians dick stink Are you dumb?  had a infection for 3 fuckin years, leaves panties around her room full of nasty shit smears Bitch gross Now tash, dont think I forgot about you Fuckin 17 year olds, is that what we do? Bitch dumb Hairline been receeding since 2009, has been fucking a dude that was supposed to be mine She wonders why we aint cool with her now, Man stealing, shit eating bitch, best friends with a sow.
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