characters fighting over goofiest of things is peak humor 2 me

also i feel like helob would maybe act dramatic @ time idk it seems silly 🕷️

★ mun meme.

nicknames:  nikki, bun

zodiac:  aries

height:  5′3″........... im tiny

time:  10:57 am

favourite band / artist:  hideki naganuma, grant kirkhope, david wise, and koji kondo, composer-wise. band-wise, my tastes are all over the hecking place, from classic rock like pink floyd and led zepp down to the more modern rage against the machine and daft punk. some poppy and singer-songwriter stuff is intermixed in that, too, even if only more eclectic choices like lim kim and superfly. like i said, all over the place.

song stuck in my head:  gangplank galleon (remix) - super smash bros. ultimate. it’s so good. it’s so good, shit, i die.

last movie i saw:  netflix death note. that went about as well as you might expect it to.

last thing i googled:  nintendo switch skins cuz i’m itchin’ to get my style on.

other blogs:  @skubulbunt​   (  my art blog  ), and tbh that’s. about it. i have a personal that i never use and a few old, dead rp blogs from over the past... 5-7 years?

why did i choose this username:  fun fact time, sternenteile is actually the german term for ‘star bits’ (yes, note the plural). i was listening to bergentruckung from the undertale soundtrack when i was trying to decide on geno’s username and i was like, gee, sternenteile sounds nice, all german and shit? now i associate bergentruckung / ASGORE with geno as a result and idk what to make of that.

following:  41

average amount of sleep:  7-11 hours. it varies very, very wildly. rip.

what i’m wearing:  i’m stiLL IN MY PAJAMAS MAKE ME STOP.

dream job:  veterinary technician or video game director. one’s more realistic than the other lmao.

dream trip:  england or japan. both are lovely places that i’d love to see. 

favourite food:  buffalo wings. bar none. give me wings or give me death.

play any instruments:  does the slide whistle count??????????

hair colour:  dark brown

languages you speak:  english, a very tiny amount of spanish. my puerto rican heritage is betrayed by my shit ability to learn languages.

most iconic song:  well.

random fact:  i have a 10-year-old cat by the name of stoney. he is a very big boi, massive lad. here is a picture of him. i’m a very proud cat mom.

describe yourself as aesthetic things:  one lone rabbit turd coated in pink icing, glitter thrown haphazardly onto a roomba, potatoes wrapped in blue ribbons, pizza raining from the sky. that’s aesthetic, right.

tagged:  stolen from literally my whole dash. tagging:  since i’m late asf and i know everyone got tagged, just! do this if u wanna!?!

duo85 Questions Game | answer about yourself and tag 20 others. Tagged by: @rosebadwolf1000

Last

Drink - Peppermint tea w/splash of milk

Phone call - Some nurse called me to remind Susan about her doctors appointment (I legit know know Susans what kind of night vale shit is this)

Text message - my friend that wanted me to play fortnite w/her

Song you listened to - Neptune - Sleeping at last (please listen to this i love it so much)

Ever:

Dated someone twice - why would i date someone i ended things with???

Kissed someone and regretted it - *muffled ace laughter as i eat cake*

Been cheated on - nah

Lost someone special - you know it

Gotten drunk and thrown up - not yet

Fave Colours - every shade of teal and pastels are the shit

In the last year have you:

Made new friends - like 2017 or 18? 17 i made some very important friends. this year i havent made any

Fallen out of love - not really?? 

Laughed until you cried - yeh

Found out someone was talking about you - im a hot topic ;p

Met someone who changed you - yes 

Found out who your friends are - i have 5 close ones outside of family

Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - couldnt bring myself to which is why i broke it off

General:

How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life - all of them, facebooks a bit too personal for me to add random people

Do you have any pets - 4 pups that i love almost equally, a guinea pig, and a rat

Do you want to change your name - not really, my names not that common but when people glance at it they usually get it wrong which i find funny

What did you do for your last birthday -  went to see Incredibles 2 and had a Kringle for the first time

What were you doing last night at midnight - i was gonna say fortnite but i actually passed out before 11

What is something you can’t wait for - motivation 

What are you listening to right now - a letsplay and now a podcast

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom - i lived with a tommy until my 16th birthday when he freaked out and smashed our toaster

Something that gets on your nerves - gay/racial slurs and misogynist comments from my brothers and that NO ONE puts the kitchen towel back whERE IT BELONGS

Most visited website - webtoons probably

Hair colour - i got it redyed actually

Long or short hair - short

What do you like about yourself - i can bake

Want any piercings - dunno, i have my left ear pierced twice and my right once but a eyebrow piercing would be cool maybe

Blood type - only vampires ask questions like that who sent you

Nicknames - Dad, Natsuki, Cessie/Cessa (my brothers gave that to me when they were babies. my moms the only one that calls me that sometimes)

Relationship status - nah

Zodiac sign - Cancer

Pronouns - she/her/dude/bro/daddy

Fave TV shows - Vol...tron?

Tattoos - small heart on my hip

Right or left handed - right

Ever had surgery - tonsils

Piercings - yall just need to hit your goal at this point

Sports - competitive procrastiation

Vacation - like my dream vacation? im going to italy next year but japan or Hawaii would be super cool

Trainers - like pokemon or the UK version of what shoes are called?

More General:

Eating - its 12am dont remind me of food

Drinking - twelve. a. m.

I’m about to watch - listen to another Misfits podcast

Waiting for - the next anime con im planning on going to (daisho!)

Want - to improve my art skills and get better at perspectives 

Get married - maybe one day, gotta find a low-energy people i can jive with until we die

Career - i want to own my own business and sell macaroons and normal things like chocolate chip cookies and muffins

Hugs or kisses - i platonically kiss a bunch of my friends on the cheeks/top of heads but hugs are a better bonding thing i think so hugs all the way

Lips or eyes - light colored eyes, i want to bottle my favorite eyes up in jars and keep them on a shelf

Shorter or taller - who made this?? i wish i was a few inches shorter for cosplay purposes but im happy with how tall i am otherwise

Older or younger - like... is this for a SO or something?? is this a build-a-people because its all about how they act. im hella immature at times but then i act +5 years my age so

Nice arms or stomach - .....................what kind of kinky shit is this

Hookup or relationship - some large part of me wants to be the type of person that just dates whoever im attracted to and move onto the next person after a good amount of time and leave them with that “lost summer lover” feeling whenever they think of me but im not confident enough for that. Oh, relationship. a relationship would be ideal

Troublemaker or hesitant - mix of both, depends on what my chaotic level is and if my social anxiety isnt acting up

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger - dont want mono

Drank hard liquor - heheheheee

Lost glasses - nope, havent even misplaced them for a few minutes

Turned someone down - nope

Sex on first date - hahahaahahhah i couldnt even bring myself to peck him on the lips

Broken someone’s heart - yup but he started some shit so i dont feel bad anymore

Had your heart broken - yeah

Been arrested - they cant catch me

Cried when someone died - i dont really cry at funerals because im broken apparently, but ive cried at animals dying

Fallen for a friend - infatuations that last until i find a flaw and then i HOLD ONTO THAT FLAW AND NEVER LET IT GO

Do you believe in:

Yourself - maybe, let me ask

Miracles - yeh

Love at first sight - thatd be pretty cool

Kiss on first date - nope

Angels - yeh

Other:

Best friend’s name -  Brianna

Eye colour - brown

Fave movie - umm... 

Favourite actor - im in love with pidges VA, bex taylor-klaus rn. but micheal jones is my favorite

Favourite food - waffles with a side dish of spaghetti (i got this once at a restaurant and it was the best day of my life)

Extrovert or introvert - introvert

Favourite flower - yes

Favourite Hello Kitty character - the bunny? melody i think her name is? i dont remember any other characters 

20 friends? i dont have that many are you crazy???? okay get ready for some people that have literally never heard of me as i scroll through my following list

@placesoftimeandspace <3 @littlehypno @lafiska @ali3ken @abd-illustrates @scotchtapeofficial @everydaylouie @i-am-a-fish @ikimaru @emesbii @duoachievement @nathalyryder @konoira @piwiskiwi @veykun @theodd1sout @kayroos-art @officialah (i want to see yall do this actually) @floatingmegane-san @samijen

imverysorry

2016 writing meme

Tagged by @itzaimster​ 1. List of works published this year:  Being Human & Not (TMNT) ,   Anger & Other Useless Emotions (TMNT) ,  a story of two on the way down (losers) , Routine Moments (losers) , a ride home (losers) , in the beginning (preacher) , at the end (preacher) , dog eat dog (fargo tv) , aftermath (MCU) , We Hunt Those Who Hunt Others (teenwolf) , striking of a match (the flash/legend of tomorrow) , little brother (the accountant) , ash on my fingertips and soot in my lungs (boardwalk empire) , things you dont see in waking hours (boardwalk empire) 2. Work you are most proud of (and why): dog eat dog. the rest were flashes of OMG I LOVE THIS THING HERE IS AN EXPLOSION OF MY FEELS, this one required a bit more sticking with. 3. Work you are least proud of (and why):  we hunt those who hunt others. its kind of poorly written and i only published it because what else do you do with finished stories that have sat on your computer forever. 4. A favorite excerpt of your writing:  (immabouttospamyou) He makes himself a mug of coffee, too strong and too sweet really but finds himself drinking it anyway as he stares out the grime streaked window, hip resting beside the sad little cactus.  It's a funny little thing, leaning sideways like it had halfway melted one day and there's a fine sheen of dust covering it. “How are you not dead?” He asks it, poking at what looks like a smooth part – it's not – he sucks his finger and glares at it. Even Wrench's fucking cactus hates him. /& i literally clawed my face off writing this because inapproriate make out sess Numbers has a lighter in one hand and the end of a gasoline soaked rag in the other and Wrench is looking at him like he hung the goddamned moon or something. “Shut the fuck up.” He says even though Wrench isn't saying anything and pointedly looks at the his hands just so he doesn't have to see that not-quite-smug grin lighting up Wrench's face. He can fucking hear Wrench grinning but he doesn't push it any further, just gives Numbers a gentle shoulder bump as he passes by to take the duffel bag over to their car. “Fuck.” Numbers mutters to himself, yet again pausing, he's forgetting something. He flicks the lighter a couple of times for inspiration and then walks back to the front of the SUV and opens the door again. Poor Officer Delaney looks at him with such hopeful eyes that Numbers almost feels bad. Instead he reaches across the seat and collects the little cactus sitting in the cup holder. He didn't go to all the trouble of rescuing it just to let it burn. Delaney screams are muffled behind duct tape but he still makes a good amount of noise, but Numbers lights the gasoline soaked rag, and takes a good half a dozen steps back. Once he's sure the fire definitely caught on, he retreats back to where Wrench is waiting by their car. Wrench has the strangest look on his face when Numbers comes back with little cactus cradled in his hand. There's literally a man burning to death not more than fifty feet from them but that doesn't stop Numbers feeling like a schoolkid whose just asked someone to go steady and is anxiously awaiting an answer. Wrench takes the cactus from his hands, puts it carefully in the front of the car and then turns back to Numbers. 'What now?' 'Lay low, head west, M-O-N-T-A-N-A. Might have some a job or two across the border.' Numbers shrugs, then repeats. 'Lay low.' 'You hate the cold.' 'I hate everything.' Numbers grimaces, though Wrench isn't wrong. He feels like he's cold all the goddamned time, but to be honest once they pass the 45th parallel it all seemed to blend into a miserable but monotonous cold. 'I hate prison more.' He doesn't know why, but that seems to bring Wrench's fond look back to full force. He's about to sign a 'What?' when Wrench just about jumps him, arms wrapping around him, lifting him up, his face buried in Numbers' neck. “What th-” Numbers struggles and the elbow he tries to swing at ribs hits a chest that may as well be a brickwall. “Jesus Christ.” He mutters to himself before giving up and wrapping his arms around Wrench's neck, resigning himself to being awkwardly carried to the front of the car and spread across the hood. He spares a moment to think about how grossly inappropriate this is but then Wrench has his hands at Numbers' belt and he doesn't think about much but biting kisses and hands fumbling at clothes. Then the SUV explodes and reality comes crashing back. “Ffffuuuck.” Numbers breathes out a groan and lets his head drop back on the hard metal of the hood. He can feel Wrench, his head resting on Number's chest, shaking with quiet little huffs of laughter. He reaches down, holds the man's face in his hands and says, “We gotta go.” / One day he'll be older and wiser, one day he'll navigate Cosa Nostra prejudice and Irish contempt like second nature, he'll make money off everyone and leave them all feeling like it was a good deal. One day it'll be months since he threw a punch, days since he fired a gun and Benny will itch just thinking about it. He couldn't live like that. 5. Share or describe a favorite review you received: one from my in the beginning fic that was so long and lovely i glowed for a week. 6. A time when writing was really, really hard:  several deadspots, but my worst was probably late october i started slowing but by mid november i stopped writing completely til about four days ago, when apparently it was time to have feelings again, 7. A scene or character you wrote that surprised you:  making out while a cop burns to death in the background. im not kidding i had claw marks on my face as i tried to work out where it came from and why it was refusing to go away 8. How did you grow as a writer this year:  im currently writing an actual action story. where the entire story is one event. i usually write feelings and introspective pieces. i hate stories with plot. help 9. How do you hope to grow next year:  keep on keeping on tbh. 10. Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):  any fandom i got into & of course @itzaimster​ for dealing with my random screaming messages and LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THESE PEOPLE YOU KNOW NOT OF 11. Anything from your real life show up in your writing this year:  an almost word for word encounter of us hunting down a giant fork outside of STLouis in May Twenty minutes out of StLouis, they're driving through suburbia getting a feel of the area before their job that night when Wrench spots something silver and shiny in the distance. 'It's a fork.' He turns onto a street suddenly and they're, yeah, apparently they're hunting this thing down. 'How? It's probably some office's shitty modern art.' All Numbers can see is a smooth silver circle rising above a brick wall. 'It's a fork.' 'It's not a fork. If it's a fork, where's it's prongs?' 'It's upside down.' Wrench is driving mostly with his knees now, navigating the sharp turns of the tiny streets as he drives unerringly towards the silver thing, and if Numbers dies for modern art he's going to flip a fucking table. 'What?' Numbers asks as it finally comes into view, and oh, it is a fork, but, “Why?” Wrench just laughs and drives on. (sadly me and my bro were not roving hitmen at the time) 12. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:  new wisdom? no. but the general write!as much as you can  & don’t worry about if your style isnt common, dont worry if your piece is just fluff/weird feels/whatever, someone wants to read it. 13. Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:   finishing my accountant fic, smashing my head against a desk and getting my ass into gear to proper start my NiceGuys fic & honestly whatever new fandom or character comes at me and demands me to feel feelings. 14. Tag three writers whose answers you’d like to read. @missjmelville ? you done this? idek. any writers following me who are interested