ARCHAEOLOGIST DREAM FIC my favorite i cannot wait tell the audience about it pls pls pls

but also, for me, i have to know...what is in "literally shut up"

hiii emmy em love of my life em!!

(someone else asked about the archaeologist dream fic HALLELUJAH so i'll give my obnoxious drawn-out dramatic pitch for it there, but think everyone should know it would not exist as an idea without you!!!! it would simply be buried (ha! archaeology pun!) in my subconscious forever. you gave me purpose.)

okay 'literally shut up' is ... hahahaha. god. goodddd.

it is essentially this:

remus is a poolboy. sirius is a wealthy, stressed-out owner of an incredibly filthy pool. is it destiny or...is it maybe just the ripped-off plot of a cliche 90s porn film? who's to say!!!

i feel as if the title of this wip should be obvious by this point, but if not it is Past Me telling (quite rudely) Current/Future/All-Versions-Of Me to literallyyyyy shutttttt UPPPPP.

think i'm prob still gonna write it though :// how embarrassing for me!

pinterest com/pin/343892121541940778/ this makes me mad on so many levels "High school drop out" ummmm steve, sam and bucky were litteraly fighting for their country and could have died and wanda not having an education? thats not excacly her choise now is it! also on jobs on tonky it says "Genius billionare" thats not a job tittel its just a fancy way of saying spoiled asshole. i wonder how many of the avengers would be considered a genius if they had the chanse to go to college like tonky.

jesus christ thats a mess. like. where do we even begin with this. like first of all what is even the point of this. besides to do such a major self drag of what they think about people that are unemployed and don’t have access to education. like theyre not even being slick now with how classist theyre being. also as far as i remember there is no proof in mcu canon that clint didnt finish high school? where are they getting that from? same with steve and bucky and sam?

like steve and bucky were both in their 20s when they enlisted? they most likely finished HS? even if they didnt they were also growing up during the great depression so like. maybe possibly attending school was lower on their list of priorities to like. starving to death.

and with sam, you have to have a high school diploma to join the us military? he literally can not be a high school drop out? where is this information coming from?

thats not even getting into wanda, a child from a war torn country who had her home destroyed and family killed before being manipulated into joining a human experiment project. let us not forget her not having education is largely due to stank’s weapons lmao

the job parts are so wild too. like the reason most of them are retired or ex or whatever is because they’re being hunted by the government for trying to do the right thing. but please let us not disrespect the highly intensive jobs such as being a war profiteer who jerks off to his own stupid ass choices all day and an ‘ai god’ whatever that means

one thing i am grateful for, is i literally never once in my life have been offended by someone saying i was stupid. im completely immune to that because for my entire childhood, teachers and people in general would rave about my intelligence, they would talk about it amongst themselves and i would get told about it later by my friends or my sister. call me a loser, thats true and painful enough but im a tall white genius with a humonguos dick, and i think you already knew that, people pick up on IQ naturally it was an important adaption for sexual selection, probably the single most important one for humans. when girls say they want a guy who is funny, why the fuck do they care? humor advertises intelligence, we are constantly advertising our genetic fitness and its constantly being evaluated on a subconscious level and intelligence is part of that. people realize im smarter than they are as soon as we start talking and you know what, it sucks dick. no one wants to talk to someone smarter than them, no one. so you learn to hide it, but you arent really hiding it because you cant, in fact there are studies that show we can accurately estimate intelligence just by looking at a picture of someones face for a split second (look it up) with far greater accuracy than random chance. so you arent really hiding it, but displaying social intelligence by attempting to hide it. i dont talk this way in real life, i treat this blog as existing outside of the mating game, though it isnt. i express myself more openly here than anywhere else. i genuinely wish i was ten to fifteen IQ points lower as i doubtlessly would be happier and probably more successful, there are social ramifications for being different, especially for something as intrinsic as intelligence, its incredibly alienating unless you are from the social strata whereby you can capitalize on it.

  do any of you think i type the shit i type on here and assume its benign to everyone? of course not. i know many will assume im evil for some of my views, when in reality i am barely capable of being mean. i am not a product of raw intelligence, i have met people smarter than myself (one dude actually) i am a product of my innate qualities and my environment, the specific circumstances of my life played a large role in who i am and what i believe. i dont care about math, largely because i have no natural apptitude for it and the specific circumstances of my life made being a math wiz a lot harder for many reasons. constantly changing school districts meant i was always kind of lost, before common core different school districts covered different things at different times, and math concepts are highly interdependent on each other. so i said fuck it, that being said i acknowledge that math is both conceptually very interesting and incredibly necessary for countless things, and one day i will have to bite the bullet, start from the beginning and attempt to catch myself up. ALL that being said how the fuck am i gonna expect people to understand biology, specifically natural selection to the same degree i do? that would be ridiculous! i fully expect most people at least initially will have no idea what im talking about and just assume i hate people who are different than me and want everyone who isnt a white genius with a massive cock to be shoved in giant ovens lmao. i feel that what i am saying is important enough, that its worth being misunderstood or hated for.

  this is a long text post for a guy who doesnt care lol, but i have been meaning to make a post like this for a while, the takeaway i want you to... take away from this is that i am a tall white genius with above average sized genitals, im very genetical fit and desirable to beautiful east asian women with low body counts.