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vulqan · 2 years
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there's so much going on here. pyro doesn't know how to banter to save his life. bdubs is making silly little threats and being paranoid as fuck, per usual. pyro breaks genny's surveillance equipment. a mess. i adore them.
TRANSCRIPT:
Bdubs: i build you this place, and then—six diamonds out of ten!
Pyro: i—i was a bit short on cash, ah, i didn't have the money on me, you know, i-i-i am a busy man, i like to trek back and forth.
Bdubs: (disbelieving) uh huh.
Pyro: my appointments (?) are limited—
Bdubs: you ever heard of interest?
Pyro: ahhh, maybe?
Bdubs: my fists.
Pyro: i di—o-oh, wow.
Bdubs: my right fist is "in," my left fist is "trest".
Pyro: is that a—trest? is that a name?
Bdubs: (stuttering) intre—in—er—TREST.
Pyro: oh, oh, oh, "trest," okay. i thought it was—i thought it was like "Trish," you know, like—
Bdubs (overlapping): (laughing) it's this stupid American accent.
Pyro: it was. it was okay though, but i did do, uh, business studies at high school. so that was okay.
Bdubs: oh!
Pyro: i am familiar with interest though! and uh...i don't know, i paid a little bit extra. go on, go and—go and check, it's over there if you want to check.
Bdubs: okay.
[scene cut]
Pyro: you first, i'll open the door for you.
Bdubs: thank you! you're gonna kill me, aren'tcha?
Pyro: uh—i'm a peaceful man. i haven't actually killed anyone yet, but i left you a little—
Bdubs (overlapping): hey! the money.
Pyro: the cameras are recording it all. yeah, the money—
Bdubs: (reading from the book) "here's the money i owe, plus a little extra—" that's, that's interest!
Pyro: yeah, yeah, you see, i'm a good man, i'm a man of my word!
Bdubs: (reading from the book) "please don't kill me". what a swee—TEN DIAMONDS!!
Pyro: yeah, there you go!
Bdubs: you, sir—
Pyro: oh crap, i just broke the hermit's camera. crap, crap.
Bdubs: let it be.
Pyro: let it be? (singing) let it be—
Bdubs: (singing) let it be! let it be, let it be—
Pyro: grea—ah, that was a good song, that was a good song!
END TRANSCRIPT.
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