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messy-haired-bum · 2 years

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Cale’s Stories/Fables in ORV context

This is what I think Cale's Fables would be like in ORV world.

Anyone who has something to add is welcome to do so. (Pls do so, bc I haven't finished tcf and this is not comprehensive enough)

Overall:

Victim of Variables (Unranked): Acquired through being affected first by a reincarnator and then by a transmigrator.

One Who Has Death’s Attention (Myth): Acquired time unknown. Effect unknown.

Seed of Hope (Myth): Acquired time unknown. Effect unknown.

One Who Is Hope (Giant Story): On-going. For as long as he lives, this Story will never end.

Earth 1:

One Whose Birth Was Stolen From Him (Quasi-Myth): Acquired at birth after being pushed out from his own body.

One Whose Love Means Death (Myth): The curse, inflicted upon him by the White Star and a God. This Story is later on destroyed by that very same God.

The Tales of Three Brothers (Legendary): Acquired after becoming family with Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo.

One Whose Fate Is Broken By Humans (Myth): Acquired after surviving the unranked monster that should have been his death.

Successor to a Legend (History): Acquired through succeeding Lee Soo Hyuk as the Team Leader.

The Tenacious Team Leader (Legendary): Acquired through being known as such during his time as Team 1’s Leader.

Survivor of a Ruined World (Giant Story): Acquired through surviving the Apocalyptic Earth 1.

Part 1:

Transmigrator (Unranked): Acquired after waking up in someone else’s body in a new world.

One Who Was Chosen By A God (Myth): Acquired after transmigrating.

One Who Dreams for the Impossible (Myth): Acquired after deciding to be a slacker in the new world. The [Prologue] of the Giant Story The Birth of A Hero.

Ancient Powers:

The Glutton Who Died of Starvation (History): Acquired after getting [the Indestructible Shield]

The Indestructible Wood (Legendary): A status upgrade of the previous Story. Acquired in the Jungle battle against the Golems.

The Vitality of Human Who Wished To Die (History -> Legendary): Used to be a Historical-grade Story, but is upgraded to Legendary as the Story goes on. Acquired after getting [the Vitality of the Heart].

The Thief Who Died After Getting Caught (History): Acquired after getting [The Sound of Wind]

The Blind Who Was The Wind (Legendary): A status upgrade of the previous Story. Acquired after the Wind Island’s test.

Friend Of The Wind Elementals (Legendary): Acquired after the Wind Island’s test.

The Cheapskate Who Devoured Money (History): Acquired after getting [The Fire of Destruction]

The Fire That Burned The North (Legendary): A status upgrade of the previous Story. Acquired after upgrading [The Fire of Destruction] and encountering the Golems

The Water That Ate The Sky (Legendary): Acquired after getting [The Sky-Eating Water]

The Guardian Who Died After Killing A Supposed-God (History): Acquired after getting [The Giant Cobblestone]

The Earth That Was Home To All Life (Legendary): A status upgrade of the previous Story. Acquired at the Battle of the Gorge of Death, after answering ‘yes’ to Super Rock’s question.

The Earth That Was Death To All Life (Legendary): Acquired after getting [The Blood-drenched Rock]

Proof of The Dragon Slayer (History -> Legendary): Acquired after getting the [Dominating Aura]. Upgraded in status after gaining Syrem’s [Dominating Aura]

Successor of The Dragon Slayer (Legendary): Acquired upon acquiring the Crown that drank Dragon’s blood.

Fragments of the Annual Rings of Life (Legendary): Acquired after going to Jour Thames’ grave and getting half of her Ancient Power.

Annual Rings of Life (Quasi-Myth): A completed version of the [Annual Rings]. Acquired after killing the White Star.

One Who Is The Sky (Myth): Acquired after killing the White Star. Effect unknown. Side effects unknown.

General:

Guardian of Beasts (Legendary): Acquired after becoming the primary guardian to 2 Cats, 11 Wolves, the Tiger Tribe, the Flame Dwarves, a small fraction of the Bear Tribe, etc.

Father of A Dragon (Myth): Acquired after he takes in a baby dragon as his own.

Single Father of Three (Unranked): Acquired after he takes in 2 Cats and a baby dragon as his own.

Friend of Dragons (Myth): Acquired after befriending 6 dragons.

One Who Twisted The Fates (Myth): Acquired after saving those who should have died.

One Who Is Loved By All (Myth): Acquired after gaining alliances and loyalty of many races and tribes and nations.

Family By Blood Or By War (Unranked): A growing Story. Each time a new person, regardless of race, joins his family, the Story grows.

War Arc:

Young Master Silver Shield (History -> Legendary -> Quasi-Myth): Acquired in the Plaza Terror Incident. As time goes on, though, this Story keeps getting upgraded to higher and higher levels, much to his disgust. The start of the [Body] of the Giant Story The Birth of A Hero.

The False Priest (History): Acquired after donning the Priest disguise.

The Fake Son (Legendary): Acquired after donning the disguise of Naru Von Ejellan. (Or was it after becoming Cale Henituse? Who knows. Certainly not Deruth.)

The Conductor of War (Legendary): Acquired after successfully winning his first battle.

Supreme Commander of Allied Armies (Giant Story): Acquired after assuming command of the Allied Armies. A solid addition to the [Body] of the Giant Story The Birth of A Hero.

The Instigator of Rebellions (Myth): Acquired after first instigating a rebellion in the heart of the Empire

The King Maker (Quasi-Myth): Acquired after putting one of his people on the throne.

Earth 2:

The Regressed Oracle (Quasi-Myth): Acquired after going to Earth 2 in the body of his past self and pretending to be an Oracle.

Friend of Monsters (Myth): Acquired after befriending Grade 1 monsters.

One Who Overcame Despair (Giant Story): Acquired after winning the Sealed God's Test. A solid addition to the [Body] of the Giant Story The Birth of A Hero.

Temple’s Tests:

The Second to Finish (History): The second fastest in history of all worlds to finish the Temple’s Tests.

Final Battle:

One Who Killed A Reincarnator (Myth): Acquired after killing the White Star. Part of the [End] of the Giant Story The Birth of A Hero.

One Who Sealed A God (Myth): Acquired after sealing the God of Despair. Part of the [End] of the Giant Story The Birth of A Hero.

The Birth of A Hero (Giant Story): Acquired after reducing a 20-year-war to a 2-year-war and then winning it.

Part 2:

The Great Purifier (Myth): A status upgrade of The Fire That Burned The North. Applicable only in Xiaolen World.

One Who Hunts the Hunters (Myth): Acquired during the hunt for Hunters.

Savior of Worlds (Giant Story): Acquired after going to other worlds and saving them.

#messymumbles #trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #kim rok soo #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf x orv

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weirdsht · 2 years

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*flies out of the abyss on a wyvern*

I have been struck with inspiration.

Cale regressed. He regresses to baby age, but his memories are sealed, they come back when similar events happen, and as he grows stronger. They start when his mother dies, she saw both of their time was warped, but Cale didn't seem to realize it while Kim was a middle-aged man stuck in the body of a baby(distant screams of mortification).

When he regains them, he slowly starts losing his mind because he realizes how fucked they are, but then Kim comes in and just obliterates Arm. Also, I can see their war lasting even less than the Tcf because when it comes to messing with Arm, Cale and Kim are on the same wavelength. So they can get things done twice as fast, and just as efficiently. Like when Tcf!Cale set a lake on fire? That was Og!Cale, he also used his aura to make a fiery snake to further fuck with Clopeh. Or during the invasion of their territory, it was Cale who was leading them because, damnit, he remembers and he wants them to pay. Choi Han deals with the bears while Cale just massacres the wyvern knights. He is on a warpath and no one is stopping him.

And oh boy, rip Syrem, Cale is very unstable right now and you just HAD to target his little brother and his adopted son. Yeah, when it was time for the naval battle, Kim once again let Cale take charge because as soon as he saw the look in his eyes?

Vicious doesn't even begin to describe it.

Afterward, Cale made sure to spend quality time with his family because that was a very... Emotionally intense battle for him and he needs the cuddles from his reluctant brother.

Ron might even give his puppy master some sweeter tea.

*losses control of wyvern and falls back into the abyss*

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Oh no twin anon! be careful when riding wyverns!

okay on another not tho, can you just imagine being a kid and finding out your twin is actually a middle aged man? ...that kinda sounds bad if i word it like that

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blueteller · 2 years

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TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 3/8)

Every TCF story arc in a nutshell

Volume 3: chapters 200-299

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1st Battle – Henituse Territory [Enemy Clopeh wants to fight!] Clopeh: I have an army Cale: We have a necromancer Clopeh: Wait wha- Mary: BONE DRAGON SMASH [Raon used Shield! It's Super Effective!] Cale: Choi Han, I choose you! Clopeh: Wait is that a sword master?? Syrem: Wait is that a dragon?? Cale: Wait is that a dragon slayer?? The Wyvern Brigade: *gets obliterated* [Enemy Syrem Fled the Battle!] [Enemy Clopeh Got Captured!] [You won! You earned High Morale for the Roan Kingdom!] Cale: The shield did not break Everyone: *simp mode levels up* We got a national slogan now *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 6*

2nd Battle – the Ocean Mage & Healer: We're special because we got red stars on our uniforms Cale: B**** please, you don't even get names Mage & Healer: Wait wha- The Fleet: *gets obliterated* [Enemy Syrem Got Captured!] [You won! You earned the unfailing trust of the Roan Kingdom!] *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 7*

Aftermath at Roan Kingdom Amiru: So the churches want to burn Mary on a stake Cale: Well f*** them Alberu: And the nobles want to give you a medal Cale: WELL F*** THEM Alberu: *shrugs* Fair enough Cale: Just please let the soldiers eat?? (I am SO hungry! ;_;) Everyone: *deeply touched* C-commander Cale…! Cale: (Surely after the war, everyone will forget about me) Everyone: *simp mode levels up*

Clopeh's Conversion Clopeh: *gets tortured and dis-Armed* (drum roll) Cale: How about you tell me everything you know? Clopeh: *realizes Cale = priest Cale* Clopeh: (I can make a religion out of this) Cale: Now tell your father to surrender Clopeh: Father, this esteemed sir is a god Cale: (WTF???)

Grand Nobles Meeting Nobles: We can't send help to some other country! Think about our positions- I mean, our kingdom's position! Cale's allies: *show up all wearing black* The kingdom is fine Alberu: *also in black* Yes, we even collaborated on the color scheme, aren't we fashionable? Nobles: (...Well s***) Cale: Peace out, b****es

3rd Battle – Caro Kingdom Valentino: *gratitude mode activated* Thank you for coming to help! Cale: *awkward* Adin: Also I'm here Cale: *pissed* The Sun Church: You got a necromancer so you're not qualified for us to help you Cale: (…I'm going to end their whole careers) The Bear Tribe: Fear us, we got dead mana bombs! Valentino: Sun Church, can't you do something?! The Sun Church: But that would like, hurt, so no Valentino: …you have literally ONE JOB. Cale: Well f*** them, your highness. I've got a solution Valentino: What solution...? Cale: Dragon simps The Dark Elves: Look, it's free dead mana! The Bear Tribe: Wait wha- The Bear Tribe: *gets obliterated* Cale: Looks like we're done h- Dragon Half-Blood: *shows up* Gasp! That aura! Are you a dragon?? Cale: (Well f***) [Enemy Dragon Half-Blood Fled the Battle!] [You won! You earned the gratitude of the Caro Kingdom!] *Cale mistaken for a dragon counter: 4* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 8*

Aftermath at Caro Kingdom Cale: Speaking of dragon simps - Pendrick, you're up Pendrick: Huh? Cale: You're the healer now Pendrick: *sweats* O-okay? If the dragon wants me to-? Cale: Wonderful. Valentino, Adin and the Empire made the dead mana bombs. You hungry for some delicious REVENGE? Valentino: *pissed* …Starving. Cale: Perfect. Now I'm off, someone's been messing with my backyard entrance

Expansion to the Eastern Continent Mountain Bandits: *carving a statue out of a 10,000 year old seal* We're the strongest people in town!! Cale's group: *shows up* Bandit Leader: Ha! Look at those weak- Cale: Beacrox Beacrox: With pleasure Beacrox: *beats him up* Cale: You work for us now Mountain Bandits: *terrified* Y-yes sir! Cale: (…What's with them?) And you'll be ruling the Eastern underworld under Ron Mountain Bandits: Huh? Cale: But first we'll be fixing your etiquette Mountain Bandits: HUH? Cale: *starts an inn business* Cale: Why the "Hope and Adventure Loving Inn"...? Cale: ...Because we hope to backstab all the bad guys, and love the adventure of looting them

Going Back to Roan Kingdom Alberu: *headache mode on* Cale, can you please pick up your unruly children from the capital? Cale: …What did you two do? Choi Han & Mary: *picking up fights with dumb nobles* Also Choi Han & Mary: *innocently* Nothing dad! Cale: Whatever. I need to talk to the World Tree again World Tree: Guess what, Raon's mom's OP so Raon's also gonna be very OP Cale: But he's already OP? World Tree: Like, Dragon Lord OP. Cale: I see. …Wait wha- World Tree: *Windows shutdown noises* Cale: Darn it Lock: Young master Cale, I can't go berserk ;_; Cale: Doesn't matter. We're adults, we can't just rely on children to fight for us in battle Raon: ...Really? Cale: Yes, why-? Raon: *enters first Growth Phase* Cale: (Well f***)

4th Battle – the Gorge of Death [Enemy Dragon Half-Blood wants to fight!] Cale: *uses up all of his Fire Suppressing Water* Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself Cale: No Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself Cale: Maybe...? Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself Cale: …Yes Super Rock: Wrong answer Cale: Wait wha- Super Rock: *turns the battle around* Cale: (…So all the stress he gave me for solid 100 chapters was for NOTHING?!?) Dragon Half-Blood: So you're going to kill me now, huh? Cale: Nope. I haven't even unlocked your tragic backstory yet Dragon Half-Blood: …Huh? [Enemy Dragon Half-Blood Got Captured!] [Enemies Flame Dwarves and Bear Tribe also Got Captured!] [You won! You earned the gratitude of the Breck Kingdom!] *Cale's Ancient Power counter: 6* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 9*

Aftermath at the Gorge of Death Eruhaben: So you've used up all your water power and your power plate's broken, which means you have 3 days 'til you explode Cale: Ok Alberu: What's going- Cale: This is Raon, my adopted dragon son Alberu: Huh? Cale: And this is Eruhaben, my adopted dragon grandpa Eruhaben: 'Sup Alberu: Huh?? Cale: Also I'm going to explode in 3 days unless I get a water ancient power Alberu: HUH??? Eruhaben: Luckily I know where it is Cale: Sure let's go Alberu: *headache mode on* (That bastard… I'll get him for this)

Fixing Up Cale's Plate Cale: *fights a lake* [Water Ancient Power: Sky Eating Water, acquired!] Cale: Great, that means I'm healed, right? The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that… Cale: Son of a-! *pukes blood and hurts like crazy* Cale: (…At least my friends aren't here to-) Cale's group: *sees everything through video-call* Cale: (Well f***) Cale's group: *casually destroys several palaces out of frustration* Cale: (…I don't even wanna know) *Cale's Ancient Power counter: 7* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 10*

Rebellion in the Empire Plot – Begin! Roan Kingdom: *wins the war* The Empire: *declares war against the Whipper Kingdom* Roan Kingdom's Alliance: (You, sir, just made a big miscalculation) Cale: *masterfully plotting a bloodless rebellion*

Back to the Eastern Continent Cale: Time for some peace and justice Choi Han: *confusion* Cale: …I mean time to mess with Arm Choi Han: Oh, are we looting them again? Cale: Close, but not quite Some Corrupted Guild: (I just wish a Dragon showed up and ripped all those Arm bastards to shreds!) Cale's group: *shows up* Some Corrupted Guild: Who are you?! Choi Han: We. Are. The. Real. Arm! Cale: *facepalm* Cale's group: *loots corrupted Guilds and sets them all up against Arm* Eruhaben: So what will you do with the slowly dying, 900-year-old, homicidal Dragon Half-Blood that you've captured? Cale: Put him on cleaning duty, obviously Dragon Half-Blood: …Huh?? Eruhaben: Sounds reasonable. And what are you going to do next? Cale: Throw some money away Eruhaben: You mean, like on alcohol or-? Cale: *literally burns a ton of money* Eruhaben: … Eruhaben: I'm too old for this Cale: *laughs in Rich* [Fire of Destruction Fortification, acquired!]

Back to Whipper Kingdom Cale: *menacingly* Do you wish to live? Flame Dwarves: *terrified* Y-yes…? Cale: (…What's with them?) Great. You're awesome craftsmen, make us some firebirds Flame Dwarves: *respect mode activated* Cale: Do you also wish to live? Bear Tribe: We sure do Cale: (Big bait will sure work out great) Excellent. Toonka: FRIEND!!! Cale: (…not really?) Toonka: *pissed but helpless* Our bastard of a King wants to sell out 100,000 citizens as slaves to the Empire just to save his own skin Cale: …So what's the problem? Toonka: Huh? Cale: *totally-not-being-a-friend* Bro. Just do your thing. I got ya back Toonka: !!! Toonka: *smashes through the door* OBJECTION! Cale: …you could have spared the door tho

5th Battle – Whipper Kingdom VS Mogoru Empire [Enemy Huten wants to fight!] Cale: *priest mode on* The Empire: Ha! There's no way those weaklings can stand in our wa- Flame Dwarves: *send firebirds out* Cale: *sets the battlefield on fire* The Empire: Wait wha- The Empire: *gets obliterated* [Enemy Huten Got Captured!] [You won! You earned the gratitude of the Whipper Kingdom!] [Congratulations! You did not bleed or faint this time!!]

Working with the Empire – an Among Us Playthrough Cale & Alberu: *Impostor mode on* Adin: (That priest in Navigation… Cale is kinda sus) Alberu: *shows the video of Cale puking blood* It can't be Cale, I was there at the Med Scan with him. He's super fragile right now Cale: That's right. I'm of very fragile health Adin: Oh no, our poor hero… (Score! He's totally dying!) Cale: Yes. But since I'm a hero, I'll still be helping Adin: We're so grateful! (I hope he coughs a lot of blood) Cale: *puts out his own fire* Cale: (Oh how nice, no blood!) The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that… Cale: Son of a-! *coughs rivers of blood* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 11*

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