kinito gave me inspiration

bonus thing from @johnpork1

This is so Sniper

And I love him for it 🫶🏻

okay finally saw the damn movie here’s my review!!!!!

Heavy sleeper!Kirishima collapsing on top of you after sex

All your friends are like, "aw, you're so lucky to have a boyfriend who likes to cuddle after sex!!!" except it's not aw, it's OW!!!

The thing that's really unfortunate though, is the fact that the first 5-10 minutes of him laying on you, cockwarming, etc... is all super nice! it's just that by the time you're ready for it to stop cuz he's getting kinda heavy... mr. dumbass is already asleep😟

And usually he's so good about waking up, cuz he's gotta for work and exercise and missions + etc... but after a nut? No way is he moving for a couple hours AT LEAST.... so either you gotta fight your way out of his grip like a pro-wrestler (and then deal with his whining later), or wait it out like a starfish it's some college hookup and you aren't in your own bed.

(You probs pinched him once to try and wake him up... but it just ended up with him readjusting so that your hands were locked in his grip. At least you could breathe, though. at least.)

Since Tumblr refuses to use tags in the for you page we have to see Green stans posts that are...🤔 lack of better words...idiotic.

So you Green stans are disgusted that we 'joke' about Daemon and Rhaenyra getting married right after Laena's funeral, which btw it wasn't but mmmk, yet you make fun of Lucerys getting "chop chop" by Vhagar all the time saying he "deserved it"...for saving his own brother...from his psycho uncle...

Haven’t been sleeping well because, and this is the stupidest reason, I’m so full of damnable longing. All I do is yearn and pine and want.

my hs was so badly organized that if you were even 2 minutes late they made you skip the first class so as to not disturb the other students and sit around in a room to wait it out and then you were supposed to make up for that in after school detention but nobody ever actually like, informed me or my parents that i'd have to do that so in effect the only thing this system ensured was that i'd miss class

so thru excessive procrastination and poor time management i’ve given myself 2 days to write a 6 page personal essay that actually has to be good because the workshop for it is on tuesday and other people are actually going to be reading it and talking to me about it. Might throw up might die

tie a string to Mantis and fly him like a kite

I talk shit about the CGI sometimes, but you can’t convince me that half-moment of Thor & Steve doing weird eye contact at meeting the Barton kids isn’t the most OOC/unrealistic scene in the whole MCU. No way in heck that Thor Odinson or Steve Rogers is somehow uncomfortable with other peoples’ secret families or discomfited by kids’ toys. Tony, yes. These guys? Nope nope nope:

I should've made smarter choices today

“I barely know you because the world took you from me a breath after I learned your name.”

these people are the same fans who are like “look at this thing that happened 10 times in canon!! why did they never address it!!!!”

i simply think jack should have been able to resurrect the cop he accidentally killed in tombstone

you telling me pissant angel gadreel could resurrect people left and right but jack who is supposedly stronger than his archangel dad lucifer cant? the man hadnt even been dead for a minute

boooooooooo 👎👎👎

one of the worst things about being on a nearly opposite sleep schedule from your partner is that we've been trying to buy tickets for weeks to travel and FINALLY bought them. we leave monday

Me when theres a critical shortage in an essential industry: i bet if i keep wages low and hours long and conditions bad that will fix it