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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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Life used Sludge! It's super effective!

Spade was poisoned!

Spade used Rest! But it failed!

Spade was damaged by its poison!

Life used Throat Chop! It's super effective!

Spade fainted!

#spade yells into the void #fuck being sick #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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i think i have an upper respiratory infection of some sort

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#realized too late that the word is pathogenic but i'm sick so cut me some slack

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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is it normal to find the stupidest shit funny when you're sick?

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#koffing #pokemon

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silver-ace-of-spades · 1 month

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lol my abs are gonna be so chiseled by the time i feel better

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#literally my lungs are like angry balloons #typing that out made me laugh myself into a coughing fit lmaooooo

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silver-ace-of-spades · 1 month

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lmao guess who got sick again

explains why i was nauseous yesterday

#spade yells into the void #it's me #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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silver-ace-of-spades · 3 months

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i was more productive today than my cough that i still have why the fuck can't my throat stop hurting i'm over my sickness god fucking dammit

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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how i feel right now

#spade yells into the void #emoji kitchen #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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why is my cough the most productive thing about me at the moment

#spade yells into the void #i hate being sick #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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literally cannot breathe through my nose rn

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#i miss breathing

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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Got any uhhhhhh. Ooze

Getting this ask while I'm actively coughing up mucus is the funniest thing that's happened today

#spade yells into the void #the void answers back #disease tw #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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"They say drip or drown, but what about drip AND drown?" I ask before coughing up a bunch of slime that leaked from my nose.

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#fuck being sick #post nasal drip #drip or drown #disease tw

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silver-ace-of-spades · 4 months

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Welcome to Spade's Slimes, what can I get ya?

Sorry, we're out of non-mucus products. But we've got excess snot and phlegm!

#spade yells into the void #fuck being sick #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#disease tw

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silver-ace-of-spades · 1 month

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i sound like a mix of a husk, a drowned, and a wither lmaooooo

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#minecraft memes

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silver-ace-of-spades · 1 month

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whoever said laughter is the best medicine has never had a bad cough

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#i hate being sick #fuck being sick

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silver-ace-of-spades · 1 month

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why does the slime i cough up taste bloody even though there's no blood

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!#blood mention

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silver-ace-of-spades · 1 month

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i sound like a windshield wiper mixed with a balloon and a dying horse when i laugh right now

#spade yells into the void #stop infecting me you pathogenetic weirdos!

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