#stede somehow has still not broken his code of conduct. theyve gone on a whole dinner date without acknowledging its a date | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

batsarebetterthanpeople · 1 year

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Me writing my fic: and then he........... Would he reach under his shirt or unbutton his shirt

Realizing I have no idea what Ed is wearing: FUCK ME

I need yet another fit for a semi punk very rich GNC trans gay man going to divorce court and trying to seduce his lawyer but Also trying to seduce his ex husband's lawyer (much easier to do than the first thing)

You think you can get away with setting the tone for what they're wearing in the beginning and then never think about it again and then suddenly you have to describe the clothes on the floor smh

#izzy and jack and stede are so much easier to decide #stede i go to a color generator and i click it until i find a color that i like and hes wearing a custom three piece suit in that color #izzy has about 10 carbon copies of the same all black suit and hes going to be buried in that shit #jack always wears a raw leather fringe jacket cowboy boots and jeans #out of court he wears a t shirt that says something gross and in court he wears a button up in either beige or puke green pinstripes #but Edward #edward my beloved #he is doing the most on purpose #because hes a dramatic bitch he has a big fat crush on his lawyer and hes over Izzy and needs Izzy to know it tm #theres tight leather pants theres knee high boots theres mink coats theres silk button ups there's gold chains and most importantly #theres the packer that makes his hog look 12 inches long #stede somehow has still not broken his code of conduct. theyve gone on a whole dinner date without acknowledging its a date #i love them they're insane

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