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#spock admires jim on a theoretical level
shanastoryteller · 3 months
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Happy Valentines Day Shana!! 💕💕 Sybok and Jim contiuation? I wanna see more of Sybok teasing the shit out of Spock for his oblivious crush
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It's rude to speak in a language not everyone present speaks, however Sybok became immune to social niceties around the time his father stopped bringing him to official functions. He switches to High Vulcan to say, "We can tell her I picked you up off an Orion slave ship."
Uhura's right eye twitches.
"She can understand you," Jimmy says. "She's a xenolinguist."
Bones's eyes narrow. He's so much more indignant in person than in the background of Jimmy's video calls. "What are you going on about now? I hate when you do this. I always feel like you're planning how to dispose of my body."
Jimmy had told him that Bones had started studying Vulcan. He'd also told him that he was incredibly bad at it, but not everyone can be Jimmy, which was realistically probably for the best.
He drops down to standard Vulcan to say, "Ah, so you have a talented tongue," since there's really no way to say that in High Vulcan that's a double entendre. It doesn't help that most of their potentially risque phrases are hand rather than mouth oriented, but he's learned to make do.
Spock turns an unhealthy shade of pale as his eyes widen the tiniest amount in abject horror.
Uhura raises her eyebrow in a way that reminds him of his brother. "To master a language is the study of a lifetime. I would be most appreciative if you were to give me a hand in achieving this endeavor."
Spock's skin flushes and he looks around like he's seriously considering running away from this conversation.
Sybok is delighted.
"Uhurua!" Jimmy shouts, hands on his hips. "Come on! I say that to you and you don't even let me buy you a drink, but you'll just proposition Sybok in the middle of the hallway?"
"She did what?" Bones hisses.
That is one possible interpretation of her words.
"I might have gotten around to propositioning you too," she says, "if you hadn't gotten your ass beat."
"Okay, I think I did okay, actually," Jimmy argues while Bones's face morphs into an expression eerily similar to Spock's.
He loves Earth.
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Cassian Andor, Bucky Barnes, Wanda Maximoff, Nyota Uhura, Astrid, Ginny Weasley, Sam Wilson
OH GOSH!! TWO ANONS!!! THANK YOU, DARLING!!! :D :D
Cassian Andor:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Determination and willingness to do what has to be done.worst quality: ... willingness to do what has to be done... :(ship them with: Jyn, but I’m glad they didn’t force a complete love story!brotp them with: K2-SO, for the win.needs to stay away from: Planets that are inclined to blow up... :/misc. thoughts: I never really got into the whole Rogue One fanbase, and I’ve only seen the movie once, so I don’t know/think that much about him! Sorry!
Bucky Barnes:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Loyalty + courage.worst quality: Murdering people.ship them with: STEVE FUCKING ROGERS. MAKE IT HAPPEN, MARVEL, YOU COWARDS.brotp them with: SAM WILSON.needs to stay away from: Literally all of HYDRA.misc. thoughts: GIVE THE MAN HIS PLUMS.
Wanda Maximoff:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Always trying to do what is right and make up for her mistakes.worst quality: Getting into her own head too much.ship them with: Vision. The ship grew on me!brotp them with: Clint Barton.needs to stay away from: Shock collars and straitjackets.misc. thoughts: I wish her brother was still alive, too. :/
Nyota Uhura:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Intelligent, independent, and confidant.worst quality: Maybe a bit too confidant.ship them with: Spock!brotp them with: Jim Kirk!needs to stay away from: Her red shirt.misc. thoughts: I had a crush on her when the reboots came out. Still admire her greatly.
Astrid Hofferson:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Strength, drive, and compassion.worst quality: Jealousy.ship them with: Hiccup!brotp them with: Stormfly!needs to stay away from: Falling and being caught upside down by an absurdly cute Night Fury. Also, Snotlout.misc. thoughts: I admire her!
Ginny Weasley:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Determination, cunning, bravery, kindness, loyalty, wisdom, I could go on for hours here.worst quality: ???????? bitch, where??ship them with: Harry... in the books. :)brotp them with: Hermione!needs to stay away from: Movie!Ginny.misc. thoughts: I’ve loved her since I was little. Always have, always will.
Sam Wilson:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Devotion, humour, heart.worst quality: /////ship them with: /brotp them with: Bucky Barnes!needs to stay away from: Being shot at.misc. thoughts: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
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