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saturnniidae · 1 month

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One of my favorite parts of the headcanon of Snotlout and Hiccup being cousins in the series is thinking about how crazy Haddock-Jorgenson family dinners must've gone in the pre-httyd1 era (by crazy I mean one-sided awkwardness and insanely passive aggressive comments.)

#i mean even after theyd still be like that bc. stock and spitelout. but im thinking of the hilarity of stoick inviting them over #in hopes hiccup will take after snotlout or smth #snotlout chewing with his mout open and talking while eating and bragging abt whatever his latest 'accomplishment' is #hiccup giving him a death glare from across the table abd only interjecting to be snarky or passive agressive #spitelout also bragging abt snotlout and how Viking he is #unlike hiccup #stoick awkwardly not knowing what to do other than give hiccup the 'why arent you more like him?' stare #while only occasionally contributing to the conversation to discuss village stuff w spitelout #its fucking amazing.#httyd #snotlout jorgenson #spitelout jorgenson #stoick the vast #hiccup haddock #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #httyd headcanon #moth.txt

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