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me whenj i.. me when i take my existing ocs and i put them in star wars ,,, hjpfdn
#feel free to ignore lol#star wars#star wars fanart#star wars art#star wars oc#jedi oc#kinda??#he never really got that far lol#he'd be a piss poor jedi anyways#sorry Maxx#Not lore accurate at all but in my defense it is soooo hard to make his back story work in the star wars universe#tyquu maxx#tquu ocs
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hey girls did u know that um. (bruce springsteen voice) I WANNA CHANGE MY CLOTHES MY HAIR MY FACE
#transgender bruce springsteen moment
#I NEED TO CUT MY HAIR SHORT AND DYE IT I NEED TO THROW OUT EVERYTHING FEMININE I OWN I NEED TO GET DYKIER AND MORE MASC RIGHT NOW#I NEED TO WEAR JEANS AND T SHIRT I NEED TO WEAR EYELINER IN A BOYISH FASHION . WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF#sorry im doing the thing where every month i feel the urge#context today i tried to go shopping (im loaded on a tj maxx gift card) and i had a normal changing room crisis and ended up buying nothing
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if i ever win the lottery i’m stocking my kitchen with exclusively le creuset
#sorry. got advertised a cute flower shaped pot in pink on pinterest#and the pink was sold out but i was looking at other colors#almost texted my dad as a haha my birthday’s coming up thing but#i am not. going to ask him for something nearly $400…..#someday tho…#enameled cast iron probably my fave cooking material tbh#at least there’s the stuff that gets pawned off on tj maxx/marshalls/homegoods lol#and other brands ofc#urban outfitters. of all places. sells some staub products#i almost bought two casserole dishes for like $20 for black friday but they sold out almost instantly rip
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i fucking love the devourer of gods from the terraria calamity mod (rant)
god hes genuinely such a good skill check
like. i know it sounds strange because hes one of the very last bosses you have to fight but
he really is
hes the final wall before you can fight the rest
if you can't beat him as intended there's no way in hell you're beating the rest
because like. even up to the sentinels
you can just annihilate them
but you HAVE to be able to dodge his attacks
hes got too much health, and hes got mechanics in place to nullify attempts to cheese him
hes the true skill check of the calamity mod
no other boss comes close to how he makes you feel fighting him
he truly does make you feel like you're fighting a god though
with the devourer of gods, it doesnt necessarily feel like a fight for your life. it's that, sure, but it's also a fight for divinity
it feels like a climb to new heights
i love him as a boss
he's so well executed
the music also feels this way though
it reaches a crescendo mid-battle and he transforms, showing you his true power and with it, a new theme
and it goes harder than DIAMONDS
like every battle after truly feels like a battle between gods.
but devourer of gods?
it's a battle between mortal and immortal
and it FUCKS
it makes you feel so powerful
he truly is the gateway to true power, as well
the final tier of gear is locked behind him
his first phase feels like he's playing with you, almost
it's kinda reinforced when you get him down to 75% hp and he goes "Don't get cocky!"
but when you get him down to 60%, he transforms
he gets much larger, much longer, and the difficulty of the fight increases significantly
i dont like to call him a gatekeeper because he's so much more than that but
he is a DAMN good one
he is the gateway to divinity, and you have to break it the fuck open with all you've got
#terraria#calamity mod#copied this from discord sorry abt the weird format#i go insane over him#maxx rambles
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I like Anasui because i find him annoying, so i am so sorry other Anasui fans annoy you like this, can we destroy Anasui together?
LIKE!! MY GOD!!
Anasui iS a lil funny, he's an annoying BITCH WHORE, and i think he's a little funny at times and can be funny in the right hands. i dont HATE him
but the way i see anime girlies talk about him on twitter im like.. good lurd
its like anasui fans deliberately go out of their way to missinperate his character just like him for his pink aesthetic half the time and i think thats so annoying
OR
the fucking jolyne/anasui shippers im like, whatever if you like them togeather i dont actually care
but the way ppl talk about their canon material makes them look like they were watching something else
i saw someone say 'jolyne and anasui were ALL over each other during stocean <33' LIKE?? WHERE
like girlies even anasui himself knows he's a freakfuck, hes insane and he knows him. dont pretend for him
#aLSO#i made a post that was like#i personally felt like ermes got sidelined after the sports maxx fight#and wish she got to do more#it really felt like araki didnt know what to do with ermes after thart point#so he shoved her aside in favor of focusing more on anasui#and then weather report#and im a lil right!#but whether im right or wrong??#PEOPLE GOT ??#WEIRDLY DEFENSIVE??#and really started debating on the post and outside of the post#whether i was right or not?#and saw a good few anasui fans seeing this as a personal attack on his character#LIKE I DONT CARE THAT HE IS TEHRE#BUT ERMES WAS THERE FIRST AND WAS MEANT TO BE JOLYNES JOBRO#SHE WAS IMPORTANT AND WAS SUCH A STRONG CHARACTER#IM SORRY I LIKE HER CHARACTER MORE THAN ANASUI AND WISH SHE GOT TO DO MORE???#WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME LOL
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Call me a tyrant the way I'm dominating my world
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headcanon underwear for the green dolphin street boys
Sports Maxx:
Stylish, expensive, and edgy. Gator print, because of course. He has to flaunt how much status and power he has even in his choice of underwear.
Lang Rangler:
Seamless basic no-frills white briefs. They’re comfortable and don’t interfere with the skintight nature of his bodysuit, where compression and aerodynamics are the name of the game. Seams are a Bad Texture though, so seamless is necessary.
Thunder McQueen:
Basic blue briefs you can get in packs at any store. He likes blue, it’s a nice calming color, and they’re comfortable. He doesn’t need too much more than that. Underwear isn’t really something he thinks about too much. Unless it’s someone else’s.
D an G:
A pink lace thong. Well, when your toga is THAT short, you might as well give them something to look at when you give ‘em an inevitable panty shot. He likes feeling “secretly” sexy.
Viviano Westwood:
A basic black jock strap. He’s got an EXTREMELY active job so he’s gotta keep the meat and veg in place. No frills, no special fabric or anything, just the jockstrap and the occasional cup when he can remember to put it on. bimbo.
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I love the idea of maxx and dandy going to see Miki (maybe because they need something, or because maxx wants to apologize, etc.) And maxx being like "okay dandy. NO VIOLENCE." And dandys like "okay! Got it!" And Miki opens the door and dandy just fucking decks her
#the clown! it speaks!#mc!maxx#mc!dandy#and maxx has to rip dandy off of her and be like 'MIKI THIS WAS NOT THE PLAN IM SORRY'#miki tag
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Are you honest to god telling me that rtl is prioritising the goddamn nfl play offs or whatever over wer wird millionär?
#bro siit wänn wird de seich im dütsche fernseh übertreit? literally who give a shittttt#sorry a alli football fans aber i don’t care for that american shit und ich wills ned i mim dütsche fernseh wänni anstatt chönnt wwm luege#wänns uf prosiebe maxx oder wie de seich heisst würd cho? okay vo mir us… aber rtl? buuuuh#sorry ich ha in letzter ziit chli en überdosis hinsichtlich all things american lmao
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not to be unabashedly changed by a piece of media right now but when I tell you knifetrick means the world to me
#like#majority of my closest mutuals#I found myself first interacting with back in my kt Era#back when I was crying over bluebells and laughing about autism kidnapping diagnoses#solar kirby jackie meows etc etc#all of those beloved mutuals who I found through such an empactful story and characters who mean so much to me#I can't even begin to describe how happy I am to have been able to live through and experience kniretrick to its fullest#from it's first few concepts that popped up on my dash to now on the one year anniversary of the final chapter#I doubt something like this will happen for me again so I'm grateful to maxx for giving me and all of us kt fans the chance to enjoy it#it's really telling of the fact that I spent so much of my time loving it that it was in my top five tags for two years#even after it began so late in the year and ended so early in the next#it really is and was a beautiful and amazing story#knifetrick#bishop's knifetrick#bishop's knife trick#bishops knife trick#knifetrick anniversary#knifetrick one year anniversary#I'm so sappy sorry haha#malt rants#malt.txt#I know I'll be loving it for a long time
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I can’t watch videos at work 😭 Tell what was said about the suede shoes? Is this about Harry’s allowance as a royal?
That was in the spare. They really did him dirty. I knew Harry probably was only given spare crumbs as payment. We focused on them not paying for Meghan’s clothes or food. Or Meghan using her credit cards to furnish their cottages, even a shed cottage Harry lived at prior to her.
Now I always assumed his clothing was just a comfort preference. But it turns out he barely even had money for clothes. He was buying clothes at TK MAXX once a year sales and wearing shoes with holes.
#I’m sorry Harry and I take back everything I might’ve said#especially about your suede shoes and polos#TK MAXX is the Uk version of TJ MAXX#just glad he doesn’t have to live like this anymore#Harry’s home wasn’t even furnished prior to Meghan
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anyway here's two deadly enemies about to throw down
or maybe they'll just play rock paper scissors, I dunno
Sports Maxx is one of my favorite antagonists in the series for some reason, I just think he's neat in a "wow he's awful" way (and "Flaccid Pancake" is hilarious)
I still think Ermes' face looks a bit weird here but eh who cares
#jojo#jojo's bizzare adventure#jjba#jojo fanart#pixel art#myart#ermes costello#jojo ermes#jojo kiss#or “smack” hehehhe#that's awful sorry i hate it seriously who thought-#sports maxx#limp bizkit#does anyone search limp bizkit when not talking of the jojo stand#blood blood blood#blood#blood!!!#tagged as violence bc blood ig i hope thats fine and im doing this right
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Yo, it’s 10 months and 20 days breakdown day! I need to see my best boys again soon.
“It's been 10 months and 20 days
I'm the last thing that's on your brain
So why do I
Still wake up, 2 in the morning
Cold sweats screamin’ your name
Why do I
Get drunk and look at your pictures
Why do I feel this way
Why do I do this to myself
And why do I even try
You don't
You don't
So, baby, why do I?”
They are all the absolute sweetest dudes! VIP was worth every single penny!
Edit: Thanks to Alex for doing such an amazing job with the photo ops!
#set it off#my best boys#cody carson#maxx danziger#zach dewall#welcome to elsewhere#i’m sorry for my face
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i have no respect for cottagecore waifs... sorry to say. :/ your charcuterie board is a Hillshire meats selection and your gingham off the shoulder dress is from target and you would violently throw up from stress if you had to spend any time near an actual farm let alone work it. 😔
#tumblr girlies want to play pretend as country girls so bad..... and for what?#girl your strappy sandals from tj maxx are ruined the first time you step in horse shit sorry to say.#''let us just imagine--'' no im blowing up your imagination with my bombs.#turns around. i have to go play video games about war excuse me.
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victim of the beauty industry because i like smells and goo
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hi ridi so sry you will genuinely never be the same after what youre about to see but - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCbXfIdfSE --- anyway thoughts on the white one w lightbrown hair as r fancast? good shot at like :25. eyes definitely way too blue but other than that glaring flaw i mean!! vague and nondescript enough? too pretty? too milky??
no no no. don't distract me with the r talk. literally fucking wots all this then
#to answer your question: i'm not sure :-/ smthn isn't right he's giving me less 'someone's sopping wet boyfriend in seventies britain' and#more 'TK Maxx does Bo Burnham' :-/ he looks too american im sooo sorry. i'm going 2 show myself up if it turns out hes not american arent i#he's just not quite right...BUT like specific feature-to-feature wise? nothing specifically terrible i see why you'd say it bab!!!#a thinking-outside-the-box effort that i respect xx#telegram#anon
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