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heycreehere · 4 years

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I played the most fucking violent game of Jeopardy ever. But like we also won soooo 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

"I'm paying a bunch of taxes for no damn reason"

I stared longingly at this girl who brought in cookies until she offered me one

"First you have a boob incident. Now I have a hand incident"

I spent like 7 minutes watching these two girls dressed as the burglars from home alone make a tiktok

"The first one was so good but then you had your fucking boob" "That's how you get followers on tiktok... incidents"

"You better be the first person to like my tiktok. I'm trusting you"

"My tiktok is full of bad bitches" "aww I didn't know you followed me"

It was literally 7:45 and I saw a kid in this fucking suit, walking down the hallway like he owned the place

My first thought was wtf but my second was that I was jealous and I wanted one

I also watched a girl make herself a bowl of cereal in class

"All I know is that they got married in Vegas instead of getting divorced"

"I choked on a pickle one time and I had to just HUH"

This girl is singing along to the opening theme in Frozen in the middle of class

These girls are having a whole ass debate about abortion in the middle of the class, one girl just talking about how shitty the adoption system is and I'm just like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

The entire class also teamed up to make fun of a girl who brought in her grades for the teacher to see

Another kid is laying on the desks just minding his own business on his phone as the abortion debate grows more loud

"I have to jump my car every time I get in"

"Riley you wanna do it, you wanna fix it?" "Mhm"

More singing along to frozen

"He called me 18 times" "That happened one time because I took a nap"

"I'm gonna sound professional in this email"

The singing girls are asking about the connection between frozen and Tarzan and all these other movies and the girl that said they weren't related got mad when me and the teacher confirmed it and shut the girls computer so the other girl threatened to tear the first girls paper

"All you do is sit at home and watch disney movies"

"Elsas a lil BITCH"

"God everyones just got the same stance"

"I'm the one hungover and shes out here bitching"

As I'm living my best life jamming tf out to sweaterweather the kid next to me yelled "THATS SOME GAY SHIT" and I looked around wildly for a sec but he wasnt talking about me

A popular guy just started talking about the lizard dude in frozen 2 in the middle of class

Same popular dude is singing let it go and when he was interrupted he went "iM SINGING!!"

"Dude Elsa's still lowkey thicc tho"

"Do you ever hear tires screeching through your street? Yeah that's probably me"

"Waffle house is basically southern hibachi"

Not exactly highschool but my parents had to listen to me hype myself up enough to get out of bed for exams which was basically me going "Oh fuck where are my pants" and then stretching while I sang to myself "I don't wanna go to school. I dont wanna get up. I dont wanna go to school I just want to live my life and be a hoboooooo"

"What the fuck did you just throw a cough drop at me??"

"I froze out there for the aesthetic"

#highschool out of context #high school #highschool #gen z mood #gen z problems #gen z #gen z humor #tw abortion

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