writing Shanks and Mihawk interacting and is it platonic? is it romantic? I don't know. But it is something
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Some cadet: Bro, you and that Boldheart guy were so great at the training today! "The scorpion lock", "getting to mount" - you're killing it! What's the secret?
Ambrosius: Uh, what can I say? Practice is the key!
Ballister, face red: Lots and lots and lots of practice
Ambrosius: ...yeah!
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Yoko: So.
Wednesday, looking up from her book: What?
Yoko: Have you ever liked anyone other than Enid?
Wednesday:
Yoko: Come on, you're stuck with me all day, might as well answer.
Wednesday: Fine, I did have a brief crush on Bianca prior to liking Enid.
Yoko: HOLY SHIT.
Yoko: Wait, why are you telling me this?
Wednesday, leaning in: Because no one will believe you.
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is threatened with being tortured: "don't threaten me with a good time!" BADBOYHALO, BE NORMAL!!!!!!!!
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sometimes i worry I'm being too delusional about a genshin ship and and letting fanon interfere with my perception too much. and then i remember EiMiko and HaiKaveh exist
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whaaaatttt whhaattrtttttt wh
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"Give me your eyes, and I shall light the way"
And Psyche, mortal as she was, pushed the light over his head.
And stared down at what was supposed to be the most hideous monster there was, her husband.
And with her eyes open, and her heart full of light, she would only love.
Oh, she would only love.
I don't know how we when from "religion indoctrination" to the sculpture "Cupid and Psyche" (1794) by Antonio Canova, but we end up here.
Also, why does this myth work so well for them? Who made this? "I'm the most hideous monster there can be, be my wife"? That's them, that's them--
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so THAT'S why y'all are so invested in Luigi and Prince Peasley. my god that was the fruitiest encounter I've ever witnessed in my life.
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