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Jeryd being there gives Roman and Stewy a person they can talk to about Kendall without holding back. Roman can be completely open about his guilt and their childhood. Stewy can finally let someone in on just what they had and what was lost. A partner shouldn’t have to be a therapist….but he could help them sort their shit out until they’re ready for a real professional. I know Roman is Jeryd’s great romantic love and Stewy’s 2nd chance endgame but I could see Stewy/Jeryd developing a sexual relationship beyond the friendship that’s more of a casual comfort thing. Like if Roman’s busy and not around they can hook up without it being so fraught. Netflix and chill vibes.

Yeah, there's so much intensity when it comes to both of their relationships with Roman that it might just be nice to take a break and screw around a little. I think any attraction would probably feel weird for them at first and almost like cheating until Roman finds out and is very intrigued and it spirals into threesome then triad territory.

As for Jeryd as therapist partner - I think he'd view himself as a stable influence in the room where both of the others are very unstable and sometimes clash in that instability. I consistently headcanon Jeryd as coming from a household with domestic violence and abuse, so his tilting towards desperately making things okay matches that to me.

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***WARNING - WAY TOO MUCH UNNECESSARY PROFANITY***

Getting past the only child bullshit...sue me I guess? Not my fault my parents could only handle one of me. Pretty annoying growing up hearing from morons that I must be a spoiled little shit...

Can’t really argue there. Aside from self-inflicted hunger (you know...that junior high self image bullshit..starve and lose 5 lbs in a weekend), I’ve never gone hungry. I’ve never been cold, without clothes, or a roof over my head. I was taught values. So yeah, I am fucking spoiled rotten. No apologies there.

People who continuously stay “stuck” royally piss me off. These weirdos are toxic. Avoid them at all costs. They will not change. You will thank me for this piece of advice sometime in your life. Everybody’s got a problem. So do I. Set goals for yourself. Get the fuck off your sad ass every couple weeks. Find your best friend (if you don’t have one of those...you should seriously consider working on finding one) get trashed, talk it out and let that shit go for a while. If you’re stuck in a rut for more than 2-3 months, get help. Seriously. It’s not embarrassing. It’s way more shitty in the long run when you turn out to be the aforementioned person who just stays fucking “stuck”. On another note, subject of the week has been middle aged divorced broads with kids and how sly and bitchy they are. If they go ape shit on me before getting their facts straight, imagine what they do to all these poor men? No fucking wonder a good, non hot dog throwing down hallway status, loyal, no bullshit broad like me can’t find a solid dude. The good dudes are out there getting berated by these broads they knocked up and can’t get out of it now because...you know...the kids and stuff. I’m glad I took a different path. Can’t imagine being in that desperate place looking for affection because I am 37-47 year old wrinkly, loosey goosey broad thinking I was tossed aside by a shitty man, when I am the nutbag...just looking for attention. It’s easy to get laid. No strings. No problems. Many people make it way too complicated. My friend’s brother is hilarious. He is kinda a douche and I love his stories about profiling chicks. My favorite was when he told this broad at the bar she looked beautiful and she said how he made her day! (First red flag) They go to exchange numbers and she once again tells him what a nice time she had meeting him ( nothing wrong with that) but then goes on daily wishing him a good day. That’s another desperate sign. Come to find out...middle aged. Divorced. Kids. Lonely in the panties. You know the drill. I used to host this radio show called Cryin’ Lovin’ Laughin’ or Leavin’ so I learned these things sort of young. You remember the patterns of people. You know warning signs of crazy. Here’s the most invaluable lesson, most people are batshit crazy. Keep the wall up a while. Test people. I have caught so many good people (so I thought) in lies through the years. Even little irrelevant lies. It doesn’t matter if it’s a friend, relative, colleague, or significant other. When you catch someone in a lie of even the smallest, you wonder what else they are capable of lying about. It changes everything. Be like me. Don’t lie. Sometimes it’s hard, but then you have nothing to hide and having the truth on your side keeps you out of some really shitty situations.Even if it is so embarrassing and you have to put a towel over your head to face the truth...do it. If you don’t believe a word of anything else I say...believe me when I tell you about people. The good and the bad. Just take the time to get to know a person. You don’t want a lazy middle aged squinty eyed salmoncake real estate selling Mom moving her and her kids asses into your house all of a sudden. You ain’t that desperate. Oh and dudes, I’m coming for you...don’t act desperate either. Just don’t. I tend to take your sides on this shit because dudes on the other sides of things are usually just happy to be free, so their demeanor is totally different. But that doesn’t mean I won’t flip sides on you if you guys start getting weird. Covid seems to have made everyone crazy.

Even in a good mood, there is nothing better than a super depressing 90’s country song...am I right? It’s that sad shit that always gets me in my damn near non-existent soul. Look, I randomly placed 6th out of 20 on a totally impromptu Roast Battle at the Laugh Factory in LA one night. One of the roastmasters told me I did so well for my first time because I have no soul. HA HA HA...that one fucking stuck with me. Back to the point - if you can’t sit down with a couple good homies now and then and blast “Alibis” on 10 while chugging Crown, you should really address some things in your monotonous life. Just sayin for someone who doesn’t do the bar scene much anymore and barely has feelings...I know every color of every neon sign. I’m always hashin out a heartache in the back of my mind. Makes me remember not to go there ever again. People suck. I feel like I have already mentioned this. I’m not a “hard” person. I’m a realist. I don’t want to miss fantastic opportunities with people, but I also know those people are few and far between so I really keep my guard up. The right people always tear it down in time. 

People who get offended by profanity seriously piss me off more than a hive of wasps chasing me. Let me be clear...if I wasn’t dropping at least 72 f-bombs a day...I’m not sure where I would be in life. It’s turning all negative events in my life into positivity. I mean when you think about the F word. No matter how you slice or dice it...it does have a positive meaning in any context. “Go fuck yourself.” - Ok! “Fuck that!” - With what?! “Fuck You!” - Time and place please? Etc… Do you know what I am fucking saying?

Seriously asked my father the other day why he didn’t own Hilton chains or something. I’m sick of this fucking sweaty ass work too hard lifestyle with hardly any time to do fun shit. The idea of being some stuck up heiress with holes in my pockets sound fucking fantastic to me sometimes. Maybe just not the stuck up part. Could you imagine me that way? Snap my fingers and a drink comes! First class flights to St. Croix with my inner posse.  Living the goddamn dream. Me and my doggies on a private island!

I’ve become a bit dramatic, I think. For an extremely hard headed Portagee, I can still call myself out when needed. It’s kinda weird not living alone anymore. I’ve got a badass homie around now (wish I would have met years ago) who actually gives a shit how my day was. So I kinda get called out now on my bullshit. (Side note: It’s important to keep company around you who doesn’t enable your negative traits. Your best friends will call you on your shit and help you grow.) Sometimes I’ll lay down and pout all day over some shit that is NOTHING. Just get stoned and forget the fuck about it. I’m sure this is something I’ve been doing for years. Never caught it til now. Checklist to work on. No one likes even a small percentage of a drama queen. Yuck.

Amazing the shit I think of while stoned. What’s the point of dating? Attach yourself to another person for life? Is that even natural? Attach yourself to yourself...not American Pie style you pervert. Attach yourself to doggies. I cannot stress enough how fulfilling life is raising pups. Watching them grow and learn. I’m not even talking about the ones you raise from babies. Even at an older age, your dog will still learn and grow with mental stimulation and affection. It’s so amazing to watch the new things they learn and pick up on. If you treat your dogs well, they will treat you double as well until death do you part. Sure, it’s shitty you get so attached and they don’t live very long, but it teaches you perseverance. True value of cherishing your pals and moving on in your life always keeping a piece of them with you. Sounds fucking gut wrenching sad. It is, but I promise you the time you spend with your pups outweighs the sadness in the end.( If you’re planning on spending zero time with your animal, leave your pet in constant confined spaces, starve or beat it...don’t fucking get one. Don’t even get close to one. They are better off in the wild than with your crazy ass. You ain’t right.)

You can’t be a lying dickface all the time and expect everyone to be nice to you. Saw a good one on Family Guy that touched my sweet heart a little. Stewie to Brian: “You’re not my friend. Friends come and go. You’re family. That’s for life.” Sounds so sweet. In fact I wanted to call my bestie and tell him that. Then I snapped out and realized “family” can be a super toxic F word. Sad thing is I have a pretty big “family” on each side, yet the older I get, I have realized my only family is my parents. In fact, I have created my own family full of non-blood relatives. Life is wonderful in the positive environment I have created for myself through the years. It’s amazing to form bonds with amazing people who have no ulterior motives like wills and money. Fucking money brings out the true colors in people. It’s sad. People spend their whole lives trippin balls over money. That must suck. 

Those dorks at Central Catholic. Even at 15 made me laugh like hell. They’d interview the football “stars” getting full rides to Notre Dame and shit. My favorite was when asked about their favorite band... “Creed man. Such great “hard rock” with such powerful, positive messages.” Those dudes are probably miserable in their physical therapists jobs with their cheating whore wives who come home smelling like ratty vaginas. Someone had to fucking say it. Embarrassing confession: “My Sacrifice” is a FANFUCKINGTASTIC song!

I have a hard time with people. I try my best. I always learn and continue to grow. I got that goin for myself. People suck. People are cruel. (3rd time I’ve said this today?)  People take no time to disappoint me for the most part. If you’re kind to me, I will be twice as kind to you. If you’re a fuckface to me, expect me to be an extra double fuck with a cherry on top. Add some nuts too and suck on that shit. I’m a badass person to have in your life and on your team. If you’re lucky enough to make it into my inner circle, I’ll probably be one of the best friend’s you’ve ever made. If you can’t look at yourself in the mirror and see the person that you would like to be friends with, you need to make some changes. It took me a long time to become my own best friend. If you can’t be solid with spending time with yourself, you can’t be solid with anyone and you’ll eventually become a dead weight. Take the time to get to know yourself and work on it...for me it’s constant. I know there is other people with my qualities in the world. If you find one, take the time to learn about them and ease your way into friendship slowly. Actions speak louder than words. Prove yourself to be a good human. Be patient. The best relationship of any type comes with time and work.

Let’s see…

Don’t be a fucking retail investor.

Don’t be a fucking commie.

Don’t be a fucking douchebag. 

Don’t fucking settle.

Don't stop bettering yourself for you and those you care for.

Don’t stop fucking being YOU!

LO

Big Bang Theory: 10 Times Stuart Deserved Better | ScreenRant

Stuart Bloom is a middle-aged man who owns a comic book store in The Big Bang Theory. He only appeared a few times in the earlier episodes before becoming a full-time cast member later on, starting in season six.

As the seasons went on, we learned a lot about Stuart. This lonely man really only wanted a hot shower and a plate of food at the end of the day — he never asked for much. He luckily became friends with our favorite members of The Big Bang Theory, and even though they didn't include him in many activities, we saw him open up more the closer they became.

While Stuart took his pain and misfortunes in stride, we can't help but notice all the hard times he endured throughout 12 seasons. From a failing business to no place to sleep, we found 10 times we really felt bad for "Stewie."

10 When He Found Out He Was A 'Test' Friend For Sheldon & Amy's Brunch

I think the biggest turning point in Stuart's relationship with the gang was when Sheldon and Amy threw a "test brunch," meaning a brunch thrown for random people to prepare themselves for brunch with their "real" friends.

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In this group was Bert from the geology lab, their neighbor who didn't speak English, and Stuart. After Sheldon's comments, Stuart quickly realized they didn't see him as a dear friend, which upset him deeply (something we don't see often from Stuart without a hint of comedy). Thankfully, Sheldon and Stuart patched things up and the two became closer in their own way.

9 When His Comic Shop Burned Down

In the season seven finale, we find Sheldon going through a hard time dealing with the changes going on in his life. When he wanders to his happy place (i.e. the comic shop), he finds it in ruins. Stuart looks disheveled and tells Sheldon there was a fire. Sheldon doesn't want to acknowledge the fact that everything around him is changing, and it upsets Stuart that all he's thinking about is himself. Sheldon eventually leaves, but poor Stuart now had to rebuild from scratch and had no warm place to stay.

8 And When No One But Howard's Mom Let Him Move In

It's no real surprise that Stuart admitted to sleeping in the comic book shop sometimes; it was a warm place to stay after all. After everything went downhill for him, Howard and Bernadette suggested him taking care of his mother after she had fallen ill. Loving his new "job," Howard's mom invites him to live with her where the two grew a strong bond.

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Sadly, Mrs. Wolowitz later dies and Stuart is left thinking about the fact that she was the only one who took him in. "One of us would have taken you in," Amy tells him. "Yeah, I don't recall any offers," replies Stuart matter-of-factly.

7 When He Actually Had A Shot With Penny And She Called Him The Wrong Name

As gorgeous as Penny was (and as vain as she can be at times), she really did give every single person a chance at wooing her. From going to the People Magazine event with Raj to being taken back by Stuart — maybe Penny wasn't as conceited as we thought.

Back in the earlier seasons, the gang takes Penny to the comic book shop where she first meets Stuart. He—somehow—has oodles of charm in this moment and it's enough to work! He draws her a picture and asks her on a few dates, to which she says yes! It all ends horribly though when the two were making out and she calls Stuart "Leonard." Whoops!

6 When He Finally Got Amy Out On A Date (And Sheldon Hijacked It)

After taking Penny on a few dates, Stuart gets the courage to ask Amy on a date, too! We can't say the man doesn't try because he definitely shoots his shot. Nevertheless, at this point, Amy has been in a strange, cosmic relationship with Sheldon. But after he won't "fully" commit to her, she decides to take Stuart up on his offer to go on a date.

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Later on, of course, it bothers Sheldon that his woman is on a date with another man. He then bombards their movie date and asks her to be his girlfriend with Stuart sitting right next to them. Amy agrees and then continues to sit through the date with Stuart - awkward much?

5 When He Only Went To Sheldon's To Have A Hot Shower

In the episode "The Toast Derivation," Sheldon is sick of his best buddies Leonard, Raj, and Howard. To prove he can find other friends that are just as great, he invites Stuart, Barry Kripke (co-worker), and Penny's ex-boyfriend Zach over. The new gang ends up singing karaoke together, with Stuart only attending this weird hangout because Sheldon had hot water to take a shower...  Poor Stuart.

4 When His Shrink Killed Himself (Because Of Stuart)

In the episode, "The Friendship Contraction," Stuart talks about the hard time he's having. Throughout the seasons, he's made a few remarks about his therapist.

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However, in this particular episode, he tells everyone he's had a rough day because his shrink died. Not only that, but the shrink killed himself and blamed Stuart in the note! Is Stuart's life that depressing that someone had to kill themselves because of it?

3 When He Wasn't Asked To Join The Scavenger Hunt

"The Scavenger Vortex" was one of the best episodes of The Big Bang Theory. It all started when Raj wanted to put together a scavenger hunt for his friends to see who would come out on top, pairing everyone off in bizarre ways. Penny was with Leonard, Leonard was with Bernadette, and Amy was with Howard. The strange partners are what made this episode so funny, but it wasn't all fun and games.

After Raj asks Stuart if he could use his comic book shop as a clue in his hunt, Stuart asks if the group ever thought of including him in any of their fun outings... You know, instead of just using him for his shop. It did make us wonder why Raj didn't think to include Stuart though.

2 When Stuart Finally Has A Place To Call Home And Is Picked On By Howard For It

Stuart never really talks about having a home of his own. He's always sleeping in his comic book shop or crashing on someone's couch. His luck finally changes when Howard and Bernadette ask Stuart if he can take care of Mrs. Wolowitz.

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After succeeding at the job and becoming close to "Deb," she asks Stuart to move in. He finally has his own bed, a heater, and a hot shower! This doesn't come easily though because Howard is infuriated that Stuart is living in his childhood home and seems to have an inappropriate relationship with his mother. Just let the man live, Howard!

1 When The Gang Doesn't Invite Him To Vegas

Everyone knows that when Sheldon is sick, the world revolves around him. He needs everyone's attention and all the hands he can get — which is why everyone runs away from him when he's sick. However, after rubbing everyone the wrong way after having the flu, the gang needed to get away.

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Choosing to flee to Las Vegas, they tell Sheldon he can't come because his apologies weren't sincere. Stuart, for once, is actually invited on the Vegas trip, but after Sheldon was kicked off the bus, he brought Stuart with him! Why should Stuart have to suffer just because Sheldon is? After Sheldon gets invited back on the bus, he then tells Stuart not to come! Can this poor man ever catch a break?

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