aren't you a landlord? why are you joking about welfare
Jesus Christ the reading comprehension website.
The joke was “I am my own landlord” which just means I live in a condo I own. ALONE. Which I clarified. In the post. Where I made the joke. The joke was I’m responsible for my own home maintenance.
Jesus Christ I am not someone else’s landlord.
Also “joking about welfare” I am making fun of the people who think welfare is bad and will hurt them. I am making fun of the people who are against welfare. Literal “how dare you piss on the poor moment” here. I am begging you to start paying attention in English class anon.
Oh Gosh! My feet are SO hot and sweaty in these thick boots and socks! You don’t mind if I peel them off do you?
What’s that? You actually like feet? Seriously?! In that case, would you be open to giving me a long foot rub? I’ve been told I have really pretty feet...