#so now as a tinkaton she sees a steel type and her immediate reaction is ‘cowabunga it is!’ and sets off to extract vengeance | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dragonanon · 1 year

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Scenario: Desperately chasing after your Tinkaton through Gear Station with Ingo and Emmet because because she just so happened to see one of their Steel type Pokémon and went “absolutely fucking not!!”, and started trying to beat the snot out of it with her bigass hammer. Passengers get to watch a normally formidable Steel type Pokémon, running for its very life from a cutesy pink Pokémon trying to hit it with a giant hammer. All while the two Subway bosses and a young woman try, in vain, to stop it.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #pokémon #submas #if you listen closely you might faintly hear the benny hill theme as they run by #ingo and emmet #ingo #emmet #picturing tinkaton with a seething hatred for other steel types is especially funny to me #tinkatink kept getting her hammer stolen and bullied by bigger steel types #so now as a tinkaton she sees a steel type and her immediate reaction is ‘cowabunga it is!’ and sets off to extract vengeance #when you FINALLY get her to calm down and stop chasing the poor pokémon you apologize profusely to the submas for her aggression #thankfully they’re very understanding and don’t hold it against you or tinkaton #when you inevitably start dating tho you DO have to get her used to their steel types #it takes several controlled ‘introductions’ before she stops chasing them with her hammer every time she sees them #she’s far more chill now but WILL start swinging if she’s mad or spooked #needless to say the other steel types have accepted that this little pink fairy is their new overlord #it’s like when a tiny kitten is introduced to a group of big dogs and the kitten becomes the ‘boss’

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