#so how about those sauron x galadriel babies i mean we know that its possible to reproduce with maiars sooo.... | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ackermental · 2 years

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To be fair, ROP producers did what I would have done, if I was tasked with making a show about Second Age without having the rights to Second Age source material - they wrote a Galadriel x Sauron fanfiction.

#rop #lotrrop #halbrand x galadriel #sauron and durin with elrond are saving this show from certain ruin #im doing what i always do when a show gets insufferable im turning it into a love story #let sauron fuck galadriel 2022 #imagine the drama #i dont care just give me anything at this point #mithril came from silmarill sure sure... can we go back to mairon eyefucking artanis #Elrond has been teleporting all the way to Khazad-dum in the same bathrobe for months now #yeah yeah #so how about those sauron x galadriel babies i mean we know that its possible to reproduce with maiars sooo....#orcs can stay in the sun one second then they turn into vampires #SHALALALA Sauron is yummy so i dont care 🙅‍♀️💅#Elrond is not a Lord pffft #but Mairon is still one sexy manipulating bitch so who gives a fuck about anything else???#so yeah its my copium it helps me get through hours of that shit show #those episodes are like 5 hours long without this plot it would be like... years

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