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hella1975 · 2 years

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holy shit manbaby pussy boss if you even entertain the thought of flicking at me again even as a little haha jokey joke i will BREAK your fingers i will chew them off your hands and add them to the menu under goujons

#WHY WOULD YOU FLICK AT A WAITRESS #WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF #YOU'RE DEAD YOU'RE SO DEAD #DONT LAUGH LIKE WE HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE #'sorry you were busy' EXACTLY???? EXACTLY??????????? DID YOU NOT THINK THAT THE REASON I WASNT COMING OVER #WAS BECAUSE I WAS BUSY THEREFORE COULDNT SERVE YOU RIGHT NOW #and the way a different table's desserts were taking too long so they WAVED THEIR SPOONS at one of the other waitresses #and she's one of the nicer ones too that does everything by the book but my god i saw actual murderous intent in her eyes #so funny that the common tongue of waitresses everywhere is rage #im so mad im so fucking mad like ive only ever had a go at a customer once and even then it was very contained and professional #and i was very impressed with myself #but my GOD when he said that 'sorry you were busy' i saw red #i just said 'yeah that's why i didn't come over :)' but with the most passive aggressive dismissive hateful tone you ever heard #and now im in the toilets to silently scream into my hands and then walk out again like im fine i love customer service #praying you choke on your food king praying i go back out there and you're slumped over your plate #hella slaves to capitalism

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