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magical-awesome-kid · 5 years

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Listen this is another Good Omens AU

Now like i know most fandoms we’d do like college roommate au or high school enemies to lovers but come on Crowley and Aziraphale are older, experienced men.

Give me that sweet, sweet High School Faculty AU.

Aziraphale Skyfell or Mr Fell is the Librarian. He is certified to substitute as well, but he loves his books. He is ultra protective of them and if you return them late he may never let you forget it, heaven forbid you DAMAGE one!

Crowley Anthony Adler is, of course, the Drama teacher who also does driver’s ed. He’s a man of chaos and many faces and if you have him as a driving teacher you either fail for safety reasons or master the Tokyo Drift.

Crowley has a pet snake named Crawley. Everyone is told he’s venomous.

If you ask Mr Fell, you find out the snake is a big softie if given time and also bribes of crickets.

Crawley has many adoring minions (students)

Mr Crowley also has an office filed with plants that always somehow seem to wiggle in fear when a student comes in

The whole school knows of the slow burn relationship between Aziraphale and Crowley and every year its a game to see which grade can get them hooked up

The staff have a betting pool

The Them are Freshmen of this year who come in and on the first day find out on total accident that Crowley and Aziraphale are married and they are sworn to secret because they have more fun teasing everyone. Adam always finds creative uses for this power.

Dog is Adam’s service pet. Adam finds out that he has a genetic problem that can cause him to pass out that Dog can tell ahead of time and warn everyone. Adam jokes that Satan’s trying to take him back to hell because his neighbor called him a devil child as a youngster

Warlock is here and causing his own brand of chaos and is totally a fav of Crowley even as he reads magic trick books in the library when no one (but Aziraphale) notices

Anathema is the English teacher who is constantly suplimenting the district required reading with conspiracy theory materials and the occult. She has this old book with her always that people swear tells her the future because she ALWAYS KNOWS

(She teaches teenagers who aren’t subtle)

Newt teaches math! But he’s got the only classroom in the school that doesn’t have a smart board or a computer. He uses only whiteboards and the occasional ancient projectors. He’s rumored to have a PhD in Technology but was cursed to always break things. His bad luck seems to agree with that the one time he had to use another room, and the smart board shorted.

Newt also believes he is totally cursed.

Madame Tracey works in the Guidance office. She always knows exactly what to say, but it sometimes takes the student a while to understand it. Hasn’t had to do “off books” jobs since college. Still does palm readings and contacting spirits on weekends.

Shadwell is the crazy Groundskeeper who occasionally helps other teachers when they do outdoor things. He’s still crazy and has been written up for many of his remarks, though Masame Tracey doesn’t mind.

Gabriel and Beelzebub work for the school district above the school level. They’re innequivalent positions and always butting heads on things.

Basically it’s constant chaos and the students are in on it.

Yeah... high school staff (and some children) au

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

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