You're not dumb for shippin Ed/Izzy. You're a toxic, abuse apologist piece of fucking shit. You're scum growing on forgotten food in the back of the refrigerator. You're a fucking fetishist who thinks that pairing an abuser with his victims is FINE.

You're a fucking asshole cunt and I hope you get stabbed in the important bits.

AHDJDHAHAGAJHSHSD

The best fucking part of it all is that I personally don’t actually ship (or read) Ed/Izzy, especially not when relating to canon. I don’t even like canon!Izzy 🤷‍♀️ and any kind of Steddy Hands fic that has that dynamic in it? I’m out. Not my thing.

The fact that you’re getting all riled up over fictional characters (because let’s not forget that even though they are based on/inspired by real people, they are still, in fact, fictional) and making it personal? That’s a fucking problem, mate. The fact you don’t even dare to do so while showing your name tells me plenty.

Just because I don’t ship Ed/Izzy doesn’t mean I’m gonna get on my high horse and tell people they can’t enjoy it and that they should die (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? You do realize that’s toxic and abusive behavior right there, right? And if it’s just words and you don’t actually mean them… see where I’m going with this?) because guess fucking what? It’s not up to me to decide why people enjoy it and why it would be wrong! I just don’t read the shit I’m not interested in and leave it at that, because this is fiction, and fiction will always have shit in it that wouldn’t fly in the real world, and if someone can’t separate the two, or realize that, that’s on them, not the author or the people enjoying it.

So…

And I wish you a lovely rest of your day. May you find some peace to love the things you love instead.

Happy renewal day! 🎉