#silly jester jig that makes the king order for my immediate ɛxɛcutıon booo hisss tomato tomato
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Kendall Schmidt + the ‘stache™
#just. don't ask. i have no answer except for this is how u know i truly love him. happy april fools???#but the only fool here is me bc i amn't fooling around with my insane anorak for this man. jkjk does a gay liddle#silly jester jig that makes the king order for my immediate ɛxɛcutıon booo hisss tomato tomato#btr#big time rush#kendall schmidt#heffron drive#gifs#gifset#photoset#edit#mine#rusher#kendork#stop it forever#ngl me having to even look at some of these while editing felt like a blatant human rıghts vıɵlatıɵn. /tw moustache#i hate this. i hate having to look at it but i keep looking. it's like a wreck and i'm disgusted but also entirely riveted#it might just from me spending hours to make this but it kinda suits ken??? it's like the worst look but maybe i'm starting to like it????#it's been my constant 2022 icon so dare i even say......i actually really miss the 'stache a lot??!?!1 what monster have i become#well at least it's not as terrible as james' gɵdawful 2020 moustache YEAH I SAID WHAT I SAID COME @ ME HIMBO STANS I AM ONE TOO AND YET!!!#even though shirtless kendall squicks me tf out and that lipbite while rolling up his sleeves makes me wanna d*e#actually that entire vid makes me wanna squeeze into a wee ball and collapse into a black hole singularity. i can make a gifset out of it-#that first gross gif is redeemed only by his adorable cheeky grin like he knows what's he's doing the lilshit#this is my silly meow meow grampa. he sells computer parts and secondhand cars and looks for bass pro shops discounts in his downtime <3#this might just be my Most Cursed Post and that's saying a lot. sorry to those who have been burdened but i have my caveat emptor so#brb starting a cɥlʈ for kendall's moustache praise be to the hirsute gods and heed their hairy doomsday predictions#i'm miffed he actually grew a stache b4 i even got to post my stache crackfic so now it's just >:(( dang apollo and his prophecy dodgeball#allen really needs to go out and get a life sometime soon.txt#shoutout to liz for inspiring me to make this bc of our lengthy chats discussing our fave Mans weird stache :'>#intended to be comfort post so don't tag this with names if u see this bit. or just fuckin do idc i'm not ur mom
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