Number 2 in my series of wank-bank favourites... But, as perverted as I am, I'll refrain from sexually focusing on #2's from her shapely butt...
Came to fame on BIG Brother... Though I'm sure she would vote me out in favour of coital activity with my YOUNGER brother - who may be the baby of the family but who shows up my baby-winkle maggot shit in cumparison to his real man long dong that is longer limp than my micro-inadequacy can manage erect with an almighty hard push that will never reach full hardness...
The first in my series of wank-bank favourites... And who I affectionately refer to as hilly Jilly...
And, obviously, not in that I fantasize about fucking them - which I'm not capable of and desirable enough of... But that she's the ultimate in my mind of shagging a proper man in front of me in cruel ridicule of my minuscule micropenis nothingness...
Though, if we eventually meet up in the flesh but me not permitted in her flesh by her, she needn't bother bringing along her piano... As the only musical reference involved will be me strumming along, in my far-from-long penile inadequacy, to her in its pitiful violin accompaniment to my zero chance of real sex with even a female as half-penny gorgeous as she is...
And I'll of course forgive her sock-in-the-gob dialect... Thanks to her prime alpha-male nob in her gob, which gags her ear-hurting accent, but displays to me that I have no nob to talk about favourably from her sexually superior gob...
Number 1 in the series... But I doubt I'll reach 69 shares in it - just as I'll never be allowed a 69 position with anyone...