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Maybe if you sat down and looked at shrimp fishing bait you’d calm down a bit ok.

shrimp yuri. she has her arms around her while they eat specks together. #loveislove

hey hey it’s ok! incalculable and likely trillions of shrimp on planet earth ok?

if your circle isn't talking about shrimp farming and optimal algae load then its time to find a new circle

speaking of villainsonas for funsies (re: my tags here), here's my cooler cringier sound control sona!

she's called miss phonia and a generic insert for any superpowers 'verse. though I will admit I made her based on the worm powers poll (shaker w/ stranger secondary ftw!) her power is AoE sound control. absolutely not the power I'd actually get, but if I could choose...

also, my ass would NOT be on scene for fights!! concussive sound blasts are concussive sound blasts wherever they originate... catch me as far off as my range permits, disguised as a civilian, keeping track of things with binoculars. hiring people to wear my costume and act as decoys while I centre my sound control around them. when the enemy captures them and lets their guard down enough to resume audio communications I silence their comms and insert my disguised voice in its place. honestly idk why more shakers with wide range don't use master tactics. c'mon you guys

that's also why her costume has a cape. looks over practicality because she's not gonna be in the fray.

and yes. @thesternest. she can do the shrimp thing :)

i think mantis shrimp would listen to hyperpop

REMINDER THAT THIS SHRIMP SUPPORTS TRANS RIGHTS. TERFS NOT WELCOME.

Just found out about these things and I'm obsessed. There was a point in history where this motherfucker was the deadliest creature on earth. Cambrian trilobites quivered in fear at the thought of them. It's name translates as "abnormal shrimp." Perfection

lmfao

these days my main occupation is to shamelessly shrimppost on instagram (i know that's technically a fish video but i got 5 pygmy cories in the mail today and they are SO LITTLE and i'm not above making this everybody else's problem)

obligatory shramps (from left to right: Godzilla (previously known as Big Red) (boy named her), Lilly, and Background Mabel):

Gost shimp

berried the FUCK up!

No one understands me

I have shrimp now!!! They're so adorable!!