happy pemis day!!!!!!!

Shitty: What are all these bodies doing here???

Penis: Honestly not much

so I just spent three hours on this,

god they're horrible for each other. I love them. lyrics are 505 by arctic monkeys

the penis smp phenomenon is real and alive I cant listen to electric love without thinking abt those two fuckers

lol I did it. I wrote january first kiss prompt w shittypenis. I'm gonna try to keep up with it this year cause I think this is hilarious.

I Don't Wanna Talk (I Just Wanna Cry) on ao3.

This is the prompt (challenge?)

it's been exactly a year since wilbur was made aware of penis smp. happy anniversary, everyone!

isn't hopefully-not-the-ghostbusters like, really problematic? idr the details but they're like. super ableist?

this is really funny to me..no im pretty sure that if he was super ableist i would have figured it out by now

oh my god jrwi sounds so penis smp sometimes. just thought the phrase “the jrwi heart transplant scene” and was thrown back to shittypenis in the electric chair

the worst part is that whenever i do talk abt smpronpa i feel like the penis smp guy. except instead of shittypenis electric chair its like. the fucking scene where travis dies to robot monkeys LMFAO

Happy Penis SMP birthday from mcytblr! 🥰

Thank you for being nice and having patience for our cursed silly nonsense

💜

oh my GOD has it really been a year? congrats to all shittypenis shippers and milfboss apologists! and thank you all for forcing me to explain to a huge team that yes, "penis smp" was a thing that should be trending and no, it wasn't nsfw, it was just mcytblr memeing again.

im so sorry scurvyblr but every time y'all say psmp i'm going to be reminded of shittypenis and milfboss.. its been weeks since pirates smp started and i still haven't forgetten the og psmp.. sorry scurvyblr 😔

who up thinking about shittypenis

Shittyfartbaby69: Fight me!

Penisunavailable : *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Penisunavailable : Fight me for the rest of our lives.

For the fic title ask game, maybe "(without losing a piece of me) how do I get to heaven?"

god okay I actually got asks. ough this sure is a line.

several ways I could take this. a few are just shittypenis or the ships you tag in the same posts I then reblog and tag shittypenis on with the whole "it'd be better for me if I broke out of being so devoted to you but it'd break me, too" thing, that was one of my immediate thoughts and it felt almost like? What you were looking for?

My more immediate thought though because of the train of thought I'd been having when I saw the line was a fic about Toga from MHA, specifically before she became a villain, when she was still repressing every element of her quirk to try to fit in and be the 'good, normal girl' she was expected to be. but I don't have any ideas for how to write a summary or fic for that so fuck it.

As for. actually making a summary. uh. Oh hey I have polls now that's cool to notice. right summary.

For. shittypenis because of course it is it's me:

"So," Penis says, when he registers it's Shitty outside his door. He grins. "You came back." "I almost didn't." Shitty lies. "I would have revived you myself." Penis says. "I almost did." That hadn't been what Shitty meant, the lie he'd been telling, but he knows Penis. Can read him like a book. That so-telling, so-truthful love in his eyes doesn't stop Shitty from raising his sword, and sticking its tip into the gel of Penis's head like he, three days ago, had Shitty's neck. "I believe you." Shitty whispers.

god wow okay. post penis executing shitty, around shitty executing penis. that would be like. the most fic, of the ones I've written. that sure is.

also on the topic of dni banners. ppl make fun of super weirdly specific dnis a lot and i think its possible that they are just fucking with u. bc i did that at 15 like i would put incredibly specific things on my dni either like posts that pissed me off ("if you think blorbo's sacrifice in the battle of zlockenstein caused mumbo's electric chair execution even though glup specifically was the one to suggest reviving the electric chair even after shittypenis's execution in 1974" type thing) or "if you genuinely think tennis balls are green*" (*it might have been yellow. i cant remember. i used to have strong opinions on this tho) and like. i was absolutely fucking with people a little bit bc i found it very funny. and also because i was 15 and goofing off online was my full time job

New psmp fanfic dropped =]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38991648/chapters/97529589