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shadowsageingempress · 5 months

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Weiss: What's the stupidest argument you've ever gotten into?

Vincent: The other members of Avalanche and I got into a huge fight over the question 'how deep can a pan get before it becomes a pot?' It took a half hour before we realized what we were arguing about.

Shelke: Pan has one handle, pot has two.

Lucrecia: Vin and I definitely have pots with one handle.

Shinzizi: Oh shit.

Wolf: I always thought a pan has the long handle and pots had no handle or two looped handles.

Vincent: No handle? That's like cooking on expert, yes?

Nero: I've never seen a pot with two handles in my life.

Sydney: It's the first image for 'pot!' Have you ever been in a kitch- oh wait... Forget I asked. Sorry.

Luigi: Once sauce becomes soup, obviously.

Daisy: But if you make soup in a saucepan, is it still soup? Would sauce in a soup pan become soup?

Winds: Pan is square. Pot is circle.

Wolf, holding a pan with a right angle: What's this?

Shinzizi: Three inches is a sauté pan, four inches is a pot.

Sydney: What if it's three and a half inches? Is it a jacuzzi for guinea pigs?

Wave: Evewy pan is a pot, not evewy pot is a pan.

Lucrecia: It's actually the other way around. Every pot is a pan, not every pan is a pot.

Tetra: Get wrecked, are you saying I cook my baked beans in a fucking pan? You daft wanker?

Daisy: If you can't boil an egg in it, it's not a pot, you jackass!

Sephiroth, rejoining the group: I'm too lazy to check what everyone here has said. But once the height of the pan is more than one third the radius of the bottom- it's a pot, not a pan. My source is the Shin-Ra Soldier unit survival guide, it was the dumbest question I had to answer, so I'll remember it forever.

Shinzizi: Finally! Well, that's that settled.

Wave: How cuwved can a fwying pan be befowe it becomes a wok?

Sydney: Oh, GODS!

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shadowsageingempress · 2 months

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Just finished up the character portraits for a project my partner and I are working on.

This is the main cast for Ghosts from the Past.

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shadowsageingempress · 2 months

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Shinzizi: This is my wife, Sydney. She’s super strong, practically invincible, and has an incredibly loving and generous spirit that I adore very much.

Vincent: This is my wife, Lucrecia. She’s the smartest person I know and also one of the most patient because she saved my life on multiple occasions, which I appreciate and adore very much.

Winds: This is my wife, Tetra. I’m pretty sure she has rabies.

#final fantasy vii #ghosts from the past #incorrect ghosts from the past quotes #sona #impa #sydney #shinzizi #shinimpa #vincent valentine #lucrecia crescent #vinlu #vincrecia #vincent x lucrecia #winds #tetra #telink

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shadowsageingempress · 2 months

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Once I finished the portraits for the Ghosts from the Past characters, I immediately went and made memes with them.

I have more memes, and I plan on possibly making art based on them.

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