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courfeyracs-swordcane · 1 month

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You are a seventeen year old lesbian. You ran away from home and are lying about every aspect of yourself in order to work your way up the ranks of the war crime factory, and it’s working— you got promoted to work directly under the citystate governor as personal security for him and his family. And now you have a crush on his wife. (would that be fucked up or what?)

#just me #look I drew a thing #an ballad brothers #Ari ballad brothers #Ari’s mom ballad brothers #<— she has a name idk why I’m tagging her like that #anyway. top ten funniest situations to put that guy in.#this is like fifteen years before the main story lmao it’s funny to see An so. uh. well #top ten guys who Knows Exactly What They’re About by the time the story rolls around #they’re Cool and it’s on purpose #here? not so much #also I DID do the math wrong Ari should be like five or six by the time an got promoted but I drew this in half an hour at 3am yesterday #Ari’s dad. was also supposed to be there. but I forgor what he looked like and it’s too late now #also an. bestie. bud. she is NOT worth it she’s so nothing lady #she’s an Instagram influencer and she’s raising that child in the BEIGEST of houses #and she’s literally gonna die of pneumonia in like 1-3 years #top ten ladies who does not really think employees count as people #idk if she’s straight or aroace or what but she’s definitely not into genderweird dykes #(not that an is especially aware of that part yet.)#(also they’re aroace aswell but they’re dyke in the gender with a big heaping side of No Actual Gender At All)#Yk how it is with spaghetti

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