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criticalsyourroles · 2 months
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now i've watched a fair amount of d&d i've started to pick up on the differences between dm style i think
like brennan IS all the bad guys. every game he dms is brennan vs the players. he makes npcs and battles that make his friends throw things at him and he smirks the whole time. he makes them tell him their worst fears and then he makes them do it. and it's awful and amazing and really funny
matt IS exandria. his characters and battles never feel written or constructed, they just feel like things that already existed in the world. it's all about verisimilitude with him, and he's amazing at it. he tends to fade into the background and let the players react to the story and it makes everything he does incredibly cinematic
aabria dms like she's just another player at the table reacting to the story, right up until someone gets lulled into a false sense of security and tries to fool around and THEN she throws a curveball by making them deal with the consequences of their choices. she's like oh you think that's funny?? then i'm about to be hilarious, bitch. and she keeps getting away with it bc she's just that good!
basically, brennan's an evil bastard, matt's the world, and aabria's the queen of consequences
or:
brennan - fuck
matt - around
aabria - find out
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 25 days
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Daddy, don't go.
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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epsigone · 6 months
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The Thief // Recovery
I was gonna save these to post when we got an official date for the final RvB season but who knows when that'll be so I'll throw them here now! I've never posted much cosplay on here but seeing as how my peak RvB days were on Tumblr it feels fitting that I post these here first :)
One of the main reasons I even got into RvB in the first place was because of @euniysu's art, and I fell in love with the Guns for Hire AU the second I saw it. These designs became instant dream cosplays of mine (honestly all of them did) and it feels fitting that ten years later just as the series is ending, I finally make them. It's also a way to celebrate 10 years since I found Rooster Teeth and fell in love with RvB (and saw these designs!). I'm so so happy I finally got to do these cosplays and I absolutely can't wait to wear them again (I'm York here but I made both cosplays and I'll be wearing Wash at the ren faire this weekend! It's time traveler's weekend and I think I'm funny lol). I don't know what it is about cosplaying York but i felt so Gender as him and am so glad everything came out well :)
A million thank yous to @magicalvoltage for indulging me with this shoot and @cloudcrouton for taking pictures <3 Can't believe I finally got to do these cosplays with friends, even if y'all aren't into the show :)
Also I saw that Syn is gonna adapt the GFH AU into an original webcomic and I absolutely can't wait to see it!! I still love seeing and supporting Syn's art and y'all should def keep an eye out for it too!
Original AU: @euniysu Cosplays made by me York: me Wash: @magicalvoltage Pics: @cloudcrouton Delta and Epsilon keychains: LadybugGirl7 (etsy)
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crybaby-bkg · 1 year
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Dabi is surprisingly a lightweight. You honestly would’ve never figured by looking at him, but as you think back on it, you’ve never really seen him drink a lot. Not when there were celebratory parties, or when things didn’t go right for him. It’s why you’re so shocked when you convince two shots into his system, why he suddenly looks so loose, why his grin splits so wide.
He’s a clinger, you’ve also learned as you’ve started observing the blue eyed man where he shoves his face into the crook of your neck. His body bends over almost uncomfortably to fit into the position, and you can’t help but flinch a little when his damp breath blows a quiet little raspberry on your flesh.
omg wait my favorite thought is of you not even necessarily being a heavyweight, you can just handle your liquor a little better than anyone expects. you love to knock back drink after drink, convince Dabi into some stupid competition that he falls for because he’s such a little nerd and secretly wants to impress you. he does it thinking you’ll be the drunk one first, the one hanging off of his arm and hopefully his dick by the end of the night.
it belatedly shocks him when it’s the exact opposite. when he’s slurring a little and smiling at you, when you watch him through low eyes with a wide grin, when he wraps himself around you like a python, when you shake his face gently as you squish his cheeks together in hand. he’s just so utterly obsessed with you in these moments, and maybe it’s the liquor in him, but he knows his lowered inhibitions are only bringing forth the feelings he’s always suppressed.
drunk sex with Dabi where he’s the one too loose limbed and limp and weak. he flops onto bed like some rag doll with his arms and legs spread wide, but he musters up enough strength to release the heavy weight of his cock from its confinements. doesn’t do much besides lift his head from the pillows with a point to his crotch and a lazy grin, an announcement of, go ahead and hop on already before he’s flopping back down again, ready to lay back and get fucked like how he knows he deserves.
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sneez · 2 months
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some posters for conrad veidt films with my cat mole edited in in mspaint
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waitineedaname · 5 months
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okay last bbvrai post of the night: I'm so glad members of the crew that didn't have speaking roles in hlvrai got to have roles in tonight's stream. Erarg stole the damn show, Trog as Saul was an incredible choice, Mira's brief scenes on screen had me cackling, and Lauren's whole vibe was hilarious. I'm so glad this was something the whole crew could get in on
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des-no9 · 4 months
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In some AU somehow, Vanquish and Orpheus will have a kid and heir. One day maybe she'll be queen, because someone once told Orpheus that one thing worse than no heirs, was just one.
Okay, so I HC Orpheus is a pre-egg baby (Voss too, but I HC he's far too old now to be able to have children, and has never had the desire to have his own or with anyone. But now, with Orpheus needing an heir, it's different, and the three of them being in their polycule, they are all equally her parents).
So, Orpheus can still reproduce in a classic sense that most material races can. And well, the logistics of a githyanki and tiefling bearing a child? Sure I'll get around to making up something to my joy.
Vanquish doesn't necessrily want children, but she wants to bear them an heir. I think that's the same with them all, children aren't necssarily a desire for their unit, but they all know an heir is essential. And more than one. However, this is the only one Vanquish gives them. One was enough for her lol. And she's unique and special to their little family.
I think she becomes singled out as special among Orpheus' heirs not just because of her appearance, but the connections of her being made through not just necessity, but love.
She's conceived with all three of them there and even though she's initially more heir than child, she becomes child and friend and our blood and bond.
All three were quite hands off parents, leaving her care to trusted and more skilled varsh, but they were always there, involved in the areas and moments that mattered and that they felt they could contribute to. Parenting for githyanki in this new world is a strange an alien concept. Parenting for Vanquish was never on the radar. But their child becomes formidable and powerful.
(I also HC she has a little Mother Gith in her, looks wise, but I can't draw for shit here sry. I draw her better).
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@\hecatesbroom (not tagging so I don't annoy you lmao) has been teaching me how to make gifs, and I'm happy to report I've been using this power for the greater good (to make gifs of beautiful women)
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Three little Elizabeths because I couldn't resist her charm 💙
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thefandomcassandra · 7 days
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[Image ID: a three panel comic of Athena Cykes and Juniper Woods from Dual Destinies. the first panel is Athena looking hopefully, asking "can i try rizzing you up?". the second panel is Juniper smiling as she responds "sure" "LOL". the final panel is Athena on her knees on the ground, Juniper blushing nearby, the background full of her begging "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" over and over again. /end ID]
I only make serious art. Never memed a day in my life.
Do I ship Junethena? Ehh. Insofar as I ship anything in AA for the most part. Do I think this is funny? Fuck yeah.
Juniper has a fun outfit that is nice and easy to draw, compared to other DD characters. Thanks for dressing like a grandma, girl. Preesh.
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spacedlexi · 5 months
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idk what people expect when they comment "other ship better" on my art. like ok? youre blocked now and im laughing at you
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chaoticstabby · 4 months
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I certainly don't have coherent thoughts about it, but I'm definitely feeling a certain way about the fact that the first time a character is mentioned to be walking half a step behind another (the distance a cavalier is supposed to walk behind their necromancer) it's Harrow following Gideon
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p4nishers · 8 months
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can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys
#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE#swan UPON leda#god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH#i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led#is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please#whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women#getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain#like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally#nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN#getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified#jesus ANYWAY#hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else#he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also#as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me#bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn#outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets#reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape#at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see#you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc#he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and#i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me#the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC#AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when#she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a#child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody#cared about that or cares now. but this song does.#bc of course it does it's hozier.#hozier#swan upon leda
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totheidiot · 22 days
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i hate that the solar eclipse just now serves as a reminder that nobody loves me.
#🍂 arian's shit#IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HAPPENED. but yeah#i will always think of the solar eclipse i witnessed and think about that#two people one of them my friend the other i thought i could consider my friend but HE PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.#they both talked and did their things and laughed and they are so damn close to each other it almost made me cry and reminded me that#it was such a profound moment too when i realized what was going on#they were in another world that didn't have me and i get that. i do. they have known each other for a year and i abruptly showed up#two months ago and one of them we are getting close she likes me around#at least i think#the other one he is nice he is supposed to be like this he is nice to everyone that is who he is#so what is happening: he is completely indifferent to me. most he did was remember my name and face. but he is nice.#i like them both so so much it almosg does hurt when i stood there awkwardly almost like i was intruding#and i realized that i have never not been close to anyone#no acquaintances all the friendships i have had they sre the reason why i live and i know that they live for me too#we have known each other since kindergarten. they held my face and cried and told me that i was love when i was leaving for the last time#they love me. i am sure of it.#but now i don't have anyone near whom i do love. people don't love me. i used to be love.#it also hurts that i am Average Person In The World#i am not funny. i do not have unique quirks. i do not have a single talent.#all i am good for is saying the wrong things all time.#even in my old life i was someone. someone who isn't the same as the person who saw the solar eclipse today and felt all this#i was the idiot. I WAS THE IDIOT. i was the writer person.#i don't feel like any of these things now. they had a thing in common: their capacity to love and be loved.#i love very easily but i am not an easy person to love.#vent post#god this is such a small little thing i am the most pathetic thing in the world#feel free to scroll away don't even read this shit#arian contemplates his universe
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SCP #417734547
Rating: Keter (attempts to contain last at most 19-20 hours, method of escape unknown). Mostly peaceful and sometimes apologetic upon containment, though it has acted dangerously at times.
Containment Procedure: Upon being spotted by civilians/the public, an alert is spread over social media site “tumblr”, though awareness of alert varies depending on severity of location it is spotted in, as well as other unknown factors. Forces then identify location and retrieve for storage. Specialty restraints for wings and hooves have been made, but were abandoned after observation that subject is almost always seated and seems to dislike flight. Cell is made to feel “homey” in attempts to coax it into staying, tea and the like provided, but subject always disappears and ends up in another incongruous locale, though rarely it has ended up in the same location more than once.
Description: Subject is a winged horse (Pegasus) with a yellow coat with brown patterns, a pink mane and tail, and large green eyes as well as dark green lashes. Subject is almost always seated, though implicitly moves when unobserved. Subject’s actual size is approximately 2 inches in all diameters, with an inch long tail. However, this size is known to shift to better suit the given environment it ends up in. Subject seemingly displays teleportation abilities, given the range of locations it travels in short periods of time. It has occasionally traveled through time and dimensions as well, with minimal interference detected to the space-time continuum. Subject is capable of being photographed, though videos seem to have issue with capturing movement (same pose is maintained even as angle shifts. Some form of hovering or telekinetic travel?). Teleportation has a tendency towards incongruity with subjects appearance, often appears in dangerous situations and almost never with similar creatures (Notable Exception SCP 9-913). Subject has been attacked and even injured, but seems to heal quickly as these injuries never remain during next manifestation.
Notable Incidents: Subject has on 3 occasions acted seemingly dangerously. 4th of July Incident (minor property damage, seeming political motivation), Incident Regarding Colorado Town (complete nuclear winter, no survivors. Seeming political motivation, as town was notably bigotry heavy), and 9/11 Copycat Incident (Property Damage but lack of casualties. Subject seemed especially confused how it ended up in the plane and surrendered willingly). Colorado incident especially notable as source of nuclear weaponry was never identified though, due to nature of the town, investigation was not considered a priority.
Testing Log: Incidents seemingly happen at consistent times twice daily. Subject has been interviewed regarding teleportation and manifestation capabilities but conversation regarding ability is prone to dead ends and distraction without conclusion. Subject has also willingly been tagged with tracking technology, but this does not travel alongside it during incidents and is therefore unreliable. Subject is seemingly incapable of invoking teleportation unless under extreme peril, and even then ability is inconsistent due to its nervous temperament. Known incidents of teleportation/activity have been documented, archived, and tagged for ease of access on alert blog. Monitoring is continued, but due to general lack of danger is not considered high priority outside of maintaining congruity and safety of subject.
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perenlop · 28 days
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this definitely feels like a nitpick but i dont really care for the dinner jokes w the expedition society overall
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