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unowneyenon · 17 days

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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

#arceus is such a comfort game really #give me more feral unhinged monstrosities i have to fistfight in the wilderness #sending my shinx out to fight gods of time and space #pokemon #pokémon #pla #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon sun and moon #pokemon volo #pla volo #volo pokemon

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ginhaku125 · 1 year

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The Dreaded Arcanine Fight... wasn't too bad! (Faun Plays Pokémon)

You heard it here folks; this fight wasn't too bad! I thought I'd spend ages on it like in my main playthrough but nope! I only died once (and by died I mean I blacked out and continued the gauge from where I left off)

Also I went to lean over my switch to get something and I must've accidently let Lily out so here take this

Before I went to Arcanine however, I did some MASSIVE grit training as I was sick of Vade getting one shot. In the process, I was able to evolve Lily and Rose and edited the team's moves a bit. After desiccating the local population of Shinx, we're good to go!

And yeah, like the title says, it wasn't too bad! Invincibility frames are your friend in this fight in terms of dodging and I was able to get 2/4ths of his gauge down without battling! In terms of battling, good news! Vade doesn't die in one hit! She died in two, but she was able to give off some good damage (putting Arcanine in the red) before I sent Lily out and Drain Punched to finish off, which she miraculously obeyed twice!

And there's that! We have ourselves another noble quelled!

good morning funny tain guy.

oh no.

oh god it's him.

Bro shut your bitchass up your name is Melli and you have blue hair and pronouns I'll have you know my Kirlia's Confusion could send you through that space-time rift up there and back you good-for-nothing Prince Lear ripoff.

Yeah hear that Melli? You just made like half the village suffer you Twitter user (wait no I can't make that joke twitter didn't exist in 1910-)

ANYWAY that's all for this update! Sorry no Volo segment, I was upset too :( until next time!!

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