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Elsa: hey… sorry for pushing you into telling me about your wound. can i come in?
Max: it's your room
Elsa: did you get any sleep?
Max: nope. i was pondering.
Elsa: i think you should try and sleep a little
Max: yeah sure. once i'm able to, maybe.
Elsa: you look like someone ran you over with a truck
Max: …kinda
Max: alright, sit down
Max: Els, i'm only telling you this because my other option is the loony bin, understood?
Elsa: yeah…?
Max: i…
Max: shit. trembly sigh i…
Elsa: hey take your time, no need to rush any-
Max: kissed a boy.
Elsa: you did WHAT?!?!
Max: Elsa. ''the baby''
Elsa: who CARES i need to know how RIGHT NOW
Max: we met at the club, i went ballistic and…
Max: and- yeah, it was good. we wouldn't have made out for two hours otherwise
Elsa is shocked
Max: we stopped when his braces got stuck, but after some bickering we just kept going.
Max: so… at first i thought ''yeah i'm pretty sure that happens when you kiss anyone''
Elsa: what, exactly?
Max: like you just don't want to let go.
Max: he actually told me to turn my brain off for the night, and to be okay… i was gone, i don't know why but. i did so.
Max: and then we were at it
Max: clears throat when we got out of the club i kept telling myself ''this will pass'' you know, that weird light headed feeling. ''no matter how good it was, kissing a dude once doesn't make me gay'' but… Elsa
Max: it's been hours and i can't stop thinking about him and i DON'T like this.
Elsa: …oh.
Max: it has to be like when kissing anyone, right?
Elsa: i don't…
Max: Elsa i'm-. i'm so scared.
Max: i want him dead. i want him out of my head i want to stop thinking about those two hellish hours but i can't
Elsa: Max there's nothing wrong in liking boys
Max: I'M NOT GAY ELSA
Elsa: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT KISSING HIM
Max: BECAUSE I'M GOING INSANE THAT'S WHY
[ baby grunting ]
Elsa: alright. alright! peace, let's catch a breath.
Elsa: tell me about your guy
Max: Alejandro. annoying, unfunny, though he reverse pickpocket'd me so i guess… that was cool. i have to admit he was a little charming…
Max: tall, freckled.
Elsa: huh.
Max: what
Elsa: nothing. does Lucas know
Max: we are NOT telling him EVER, you hear me? we- he just started feeling better again. and we are finally in completely good terms. just- no.
Elsa: fair
Max: plus, i'm not gay and that's final. i just enjoyed myself that's all
Elsa: of course! because french kissing a guy for hours doesnt make you even SLIGHTLY homosexual. do you really thinking kissing a girl would also trigger all this insanity in your little boy lover heart?
Max: …
Elsa: …
Max: Elsa we need to kiss
Elsa: NO FREAKING WAY MAN THAT'S SO- i'm telling Lucas you did this to YOURSELF
Max: FUCK YOU??
Elsa: FUCK YOU!!
Max: FUCK YOU!!!
[ baby starts crying ]
Max: this is only the beginning Elsa, don't you think i'm leaving without that kiss!!!
Elsa: I'M SURE LUCAS WILL LOVE HEARING ABOUT THIS!!
Max: EAT SHIT!!!
Elsa: YOU EAT SHIT!!!
[ BABY CRIES HARDER ]
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