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tunisian · 11 months
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ur vibe check is pink <3
BELOVEDDD i love u <333
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Hear “The blind watchmaker”
Tentacle of Kraken – the cozy one – wraps again the mind
(Or spirit; there’s no agreeing in this arm)
Post-sleep induction says, “The Blind Watchmaker”
Merely just got thoughts of nature
Why chameleon changes color since he is invisible
You make the best fight for me, to endure this movie nurture
Now we make – bite you take – this context disable
Now sleep and forming is done,
This tentacle: “Nature doth won [..]”
And Aristoteles’ chameleon has been diminished – counter-intuitively gone
But what is a watch, and why is our maker blind?
Did or does it make butterflies who won’t
see it haunt its own so-superio-ors
Set peasant may lack intellect
Assume for two wonders:
1 sings for a key to making its special nice watch – a childish naïveté, per O known Aristoteles
2 is.
All the while, know to not know watch.
(The poem ends here. Image description: sloppily drawn signature that says: "Schatje [heart emoji]".
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randommmthoughts · 2 months
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Okay maybe this sounds stupid but I just had a wonderful realisation. In Dutch we have the nickname ‘schat’ or ‘schatje’, which is used in the same way as ‘darling’, ‘dear’ or ‘sweetheart’ in English. I never really thought about it, but I just realised ‘schat’ also means ‘treasure’. So all this time we have been calling our loved ones ‘treasure’ (or ‘little treasure’ if you translate ‘schatje’). And that is like, so poetic, but we use it so casual.
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vandaag weer fijn gespeeld met de trein, boekjes gelezen en getekend 
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fruiteend · 5 months
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"Fons, welkom in Mexico"
"Merci"
VERKEERDE TAAL FONS JIJ CLOWN
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charlescoded · 1 year
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Do you like it when Max uses schat/schatje in fics?
The results are in, the poll has been closed, and we got a grand total of 606 votes! A massive thank you to anyone who voted, it's been very interesting to watch the votes change, and to read what people thought!
Disclaimer: Please do keep in mind that the results aren't that deep, this was just a simple poll created out of curiosity, and the results don't actually matter! <3
Anyway, here are the numbers written out:
In total, 70.8% of all the voters picked YES. This is about 429 of all people. For the people that picked NO, that's 29.2%, or about 177 people.
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For those that don't understand Dutch, people are more in favour of yes. 56.4% of these people voted YES, which is approximately 342 people. 15.8% of people voted NO, which is approximately 96 people.
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For those that do understand Dutch, it's pretty even. 14.4% voted for YES, approximately 87 people. 13.4% voted for NO, approximately 81 people.
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ceruleanbender · 22 days
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//Little old kitty being a cinnamon 🥺❤️✨
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watercolor-hearts · 7 months
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Max fans, have you ever heard Max saying the word “schajte”? If yes, is there a video of it?
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sockeyesoren · 9 months
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na de crack mees kees edit is het tijd voor poes minoes want dat is onironisch een van mn favoriete films
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Ben zo blij voor jullie dat Soy niet de mol is.
Jullie hebben de energie die ik vorig jaar voor Everon had en helaas was ik ontzettend blind
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homoerotisch · 1 year
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nice nice nice
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estiebestieban · 2 years
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ok so i am trying to recreate my grandma’s recipe (she’s not dead i just don’t want to call her) for sopita de letras . i add the letras . i add the garlic . i add the half onion . i add the tomato water n the consome . i bring to boil then simmer . my letras are burnt to the bottom of the fkcing pan . my onion is burnt to the bottom of the fcking pan . my garlic is burnt to the bottom of the fnkgc pan . my broth is immaculate tho
sounds like you, my dearest potato, are just having broth tonight
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Interesting that the 'Mutassim Gaddafi threateningly chasing reality TV star Spencer Matthews around at a pool party' story has resurfaced now that Mutassim's son has been revealed
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sugarspellitout98 · 2 months
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Jongens, ik heb een kleine crush op Eva Jinek
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madeliefkrans · 7 months
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beloof je vrienden nogmaals dat je me niet zult versieren omdat ze allemaal ook een oogje op me hebben
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vivwritesfics · 2 months
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Work Wife
Max's girlfriend sees someone calling his phone called 'work wife' - he has a lot of explaining to do
(platonic) lestappen -- max x reader
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It wasn't often Max left his phone laying around. It wasn't because he was hiding someone, mostly because the weight of it in his pocket was somewhat comforting.
So she was incredibly surprised to see it on the kitchen table while he streamed with redline. She wasn't looking at it. No, she was simply eating lunch while the phone sat on the table. Even when it rang, she wasn't going to look at it.
But then she decided to take it to Max. That meant glancing at the screen.
The contact name.
What the fuck was this contact name?
She'd never doubted Max's loyalty towards her. He was incredibly loving and kissed her at every race she attended. She never wondered what happened at the races she didn't go to because Max just loved her that much.
But now she was finding out that Max had a work wife. Who the hell was his work wife and what the hell happened when she wasn't at races?
She brought him his phone, knocking softly on the wall. "Max? Can we talk?" She asked. She tried to hold his phone towards him in a way that wouldn't allow the contact name to be visible on the stream.
Max pulled his headphones from his ears. "Thank you, Schatje," he said, swiping his finger across the screen to answer the call.
Her jaw dropped as he pressed the phone to his ear. He was not seriously accepting a call from his 'work wife' in front of her. How dare he?
"Hey Charlie."
The shock dropped from her face. "Charles is your work wife?" She couldn't stop herself from from asking.
Actually it made an incredible amount of sense. She had seen the lestappen edits, the compilations of her boyfriend and his boyfriend. No, sorry, his work wife.
Holding the phone against his chest, Max lifted his mic to his lips. "I'm gonna rejoin the stream in a minute," he said and left the stream.
He placed his phone onto his knee and put his phone on speaker. "Charles, my lovely, wonderful girlfriend who I love very much has just found out that you're my work wife."
"She didn't know that I'm your work wife?"
She looked at her boyfriend and down at his phone. "Charles," she said as she got onto her knees beside the phone. "Does that make Max your work husband? Or is Pierre your work husband?"
"It's complicated," Charles said immediately. "Are you okay with me being Max's work wife?"
She picked up the phone, holding it close to her lips. "Listen here, Leclerc," she began. "I'm not gonna fight with you for Max. Because, when it comes to him, I'll win every time. You got that, bitch?"
Charles audibly gulped. "I got it."
She took the phone off of speaker and pressed the phone to his ear. Before leaving him to his conversation with Charles, she kissed him, pulling the entirety of his attention away. You're mine, she mimed before walking away, back to her lunch.
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