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fazcinatingblog · 2 months

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Oh great, April 1st, when the footy humourists tell me Alex Fasolo has retired and I'm like WHAT NO HE CAN'T and then I realise what day it is and breathe a sigh of relief that Alex Fasolo still plays football and

#no but i already saw one on Instagram about dyson heppell retiring #this isn't funny #retirement isn't funny #pick something funny like the entire western Bulldogs team have come out as gay #wait no that's actually true it was confirmed #or that ginnidiot will wear his childhood hawks jumper today #ginnidiot debuts childhood Hawks jumper on Easter Monday #or um announce that Trent's TB threads is closing down so that everyone will scramble to buy something and #say that Fasolo pizza are making Apricot jam pork belly Nathan Lyon cheese pizzas a regular thing #ross Lyon announces that Daisy Thomas is still the best player in the league #he calls in the saints players for the review and he spends the whole time talking up Daisy Thomas #'here's what Daisy would've done'#Saints players groaning about coming in on a public holiday #Just like 'i knew this was a trick! who even is Dale Thomas anyway ew'#Trent comes out as Croatian and renounces his Italian heritage #Trent announces he's moving to croatia with his wife and baby to get away from his overbearing mother--- wait that's actually true #okay I'll go #i can't think of any more #oh right Melbourne stars could announce the Italian as their new captain #best to save that for another date though because it's REAL

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