shout out to the american lady who was watching the barbie movie sitting in the edge of her seat glued to the screen in amazement during the scenes that talked about how it’s like to grow up as a girl while sometimes being distracted by the weird brazilian (me) crying so much she was sobbing

genuinely kinda obsessed with this little sequence of "hm should I use the new version or the rustyass old version? hell yeah rustyass old version it is."

Whuh

look, i've never had a fnaf phase, but i dont think it's too late

watching barbie with my friends made me realize i take feminism way more seriously than them because i know barbie's approach to feminism is pretty basic (even though needed) but while i thought it gave too much credit and softened the blow to men they couldn't stop talking about allan or ken's redemption arc or whatever and it feels hopeless because i know even though they don't say it that when i talk about not caring not believing not trusting any man ever they think it's a joke or a performance or a childish belief i have because i am a lesbian that i will eventually grow out of i am but a girl's girl stuck in a men-centering friend group

Commitment 😌

I was too young when the hunger games books came out because I know peeta would have done irreversible damage to my mental state and taste in men. In like the way my standards would have been even higher than they are now

Percy would work so well for the Ex- hallmark boyfriend character trope

so now I'm sitting here thinking about that

specifically though i'm thinking about the story of two ex hallmark bfs getting together themself and bonding over their similar situations

im not sure who I would put with him in that situation

Ernie Macmillan maybe? I feel like he would fit the type well. He seems like he could also be a workaholic type to me and i do keep saying i want to pair them at some point

anyway fun au concept to think about

i don’t mean this to sound homophobic or whatever but some queer people literally cannot conceptualize that they actively look down on things they consider “basic” or “straight” with an insane level of contempt no matter how much they say they support everyone and everything. like. if i tell you i love riverdale because it’s campy and fun and you give me that look of disgust because you perceive riverdale as some basic lame straight people show. that’s not very like. nice. and then you refuse to hear me out in my show’s defense… and you just wave me off with a “whatever like whatever you like” but you’re still looking at me like i’ve just ordered a pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and listening to taylor swift. like at a certain point when will you admit you’re not actually very nice about people’s interests that don’t align with yours.

SAFI ! SAFI!! SAFIIIIII !! So I was scrolling through Insta and came upon this shop that sells sweatshirts and lookie this !!

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF U AND GUMI WEARING ONE OF THESE !! 🥹💖💖

IM SO MAD THIS GOT BURIED IN MY NOTIFS but like omg yes?? gigi stop rn you have the kindest heart ever ily

chat I'm still going fucking insane

he LIKES ME bro. what the flip. I didn't think this was possible. nothing feels real gang like bro he's my BOYFRIEND now what the heck man ! he just knows that I like him and I know that he likes me and I don't have to hide my feelings or anything and I can be close to him and what the fuckkkkkkkk. six months of liking this boy paid off and I'm still so happy but I just can't fathom this. this doesn't happen to me. six months of laying in bed rereading our messages while listening to mitski but now instead of rotting in what I thought were unrequited feelings I get to care and be cared for.

I'm high and watching Devil Wears Prada for the first time, and I'm just thinking the whole time that everything would be fixed if Miranda and Andrea were gay

'stopped at a coffee shop?' 'and a pharmacy' *inhales* bitch—