#sans x ketchup
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Sans X ketchup ….
Draw sans in bed smoking while a ketchup bottle is next to him please it’s a dream
Sorry I had to do the opposite It was just too good. 😞🤣
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Day 289
#dailysansby#sansby#sans x grillby#grillby x sans#grillby#sans#sans x ketchup#my otp for life#angst warning xP
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Snas
#drawing#art#illustration#my art#cool art#sans undertale#sans#sans x ketchup#undertale#undertale fanart#undertale fandom#undertale sans#undertale art#undertale drawings#deltarune#sans art#undertale doodle#doodle of the day#quick doodle#y’all are literally simping over a guy who drinks ketchup#:)#:) this is fine
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Sans x ketchup 🫶🤌👌
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Undertale shenanigans. Someone stop frisk please-
#undertale#sans#undertale sans#my art <3#undertale papyrus#undertale gaster#undertale grillby#undertale frisk#sans x ketchup#undertale art#undertale genocide
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my requests r open !!
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Is this what sans was drinking….
OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE XD
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they found a treasure map behind the convenience store
#deltarune#deltarune fanart#deltarune art#my art#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#kris#susie deltarune#susie#noelle holiday#deltarune noelle#noelle deltarune#the map leads to a giant X that sans made with ketchup#its ok its the journey that matters
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Some Roommate Banter AU memes
Original images under the cut:
#my art#frans#frisk#sans#roommate banter au#sansfrisk#sans x frisk#frisk x sans#love the existence of ketchup soda here#this implies that hot sauce soda exists too#i think#'chisps' because remember 'popato chisps' from the game?#frisk and sans secretly taking each other's pictures just to make memes
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DAY 1 : Fallen king
he's still the #1 tumblr sexyman 2 me <3
@htsan / @sansxyouweek
#sansxyouweek2023#im late so im drawing all the days i missed tonight and posting em lol#sans x oc#OC tag#ketchup
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HOW UT SANS ACTS WHEN MEETING SOMEONE THEY LOVE/LIKE
Please enjoy and have fun reading!
Friend Faze
First off, I belive when he meets you, he will be very hesitant to talk or interact to.
Since his time with frisk was not...pleasant.
Once you got to know him, he will be the fun friend who always brightens you're day.
I can see him getting to the point in your friendship that he doesn't even knock on your door. He just telaport inside of your house and sits on the couch.
You have gone used to finding him inside of you're house by then, so you will just say hey, and continue on you're day.
He escapes to you're house to get out of work or stressful situations.
Or his brother.
He is also a friend who likes pranking you.
Enjoy alot of random pranks scattered in you're house when he's gone.
He dose glitter bombs (not big ones), water bucket on door, Whoopi cushions underneath the couch seats, waking up with marker on you're face, random object around (like a bike in the kitchen) and more
His brother loves you.
You could say you and papyrus are best friends.
This is very good for sans since I can imagine him having very deep depression.
So knowing his bro is getting happy with you, and he dosent need to worry, that gives him so much joy
He also steals you're ketchup.
Crush faze
When he starts to realize that he likes you, I belive he will start to panic.
Since this is something new and he has never had a crush this hard before.
Yes there was Toriel, but they didn't work out.
He will most likely push his feelings aside and act normal.
He will still come over to you're place and chill.
Maybe doing less dirty pranks.
LIKE FUCKING GLITTER IN THE CABINETS
When he talks to you, tho, he panics in the inside.
when these feelings start to get worse, he might just accept them.
He ain't telling you tho, fuck that.
So he might just seem more distant and less talkive.
You get worry of corse so you ask him if he's OK.
He probably tell you he's fine and telaports away before you can ask more questions.
Expect him to slightly stalk you.
Not in a yender way or anything, more of making sure you are OK.
He really only does this to papyrus, but since he has gotten feelings for you, he wants you to be safe.
Expect him to get really annoyed or jealous when you talk to somome else who's clearly flirting with you.
Eventually you will have to confront him about what's going on and after an hour of asking questions he will break and tell you.
While he's ranting you can expect him to start to cry and explain why he's scared of this, what happend in those resets, how he dosent want to lose you, etc.
You will need to ground him and calm him down.
Once you do, you tell him you have feelings for him to.
You're willing to wait tho and let him ease his way into this loving stage.
He is great full and agrees to this.
Dating Faze
When your relationship starts to go off, I can imagine him not immediately going into kissy or hugging or anything.
It will still be like you guys where friends.
Eventually tho, you can expect him you give you hugs or kisses out of the blue.
He LOVES how you treat him.
He will return the gesture over time.
Once you guys are comfortable, more colors start to show.
This dude is a FUCKING simp.
You could be wearing the most dirtiest clothes ever and he will still fall to his knees.
He loves how you give him little kisses on the head when you walk by
How you always bring his favorite ketchup home when the bottle at home is almost empty.
How you cook amazing food
Dare he say even better then papyrus's
Once you guys move in, he completely smothers you in love.
I can see him not into PDA but will allow and dose it if you or him are uncomfortable.
Expect to be late for work in the morning, this dude will smother and huge you to death.
He uses his powers on you to get you into bed with him.
Like, 'staying late to do some work? NOPE!'
You suddenly get pulled and put into bed, you're protest go on deaf ears.
Telaports away if you try to make him change clothes.
Will always be there for you if you cry or have a nightmare.
When his nightmares happen, that is a completely different story.
You have to be careful since he might attack you.
If you snap him out of it, he might feel horrible if he sees that he hurt you but you are to sweet to hate him for that.
That's another thing he loves about you.
You 2 are the ultimate lazy couple on weekends.
NSFW Faze
This man is HORNY under the right conditions.
He is not as horny as UnderFell sans but can be if it's all put together correctly.
I think I can see him having a bite and breed kink if he's horny enough.
Usually, what wines him up is you being sweet or trying to rile him up.
When he sees you wearing some tight clothes, expect him to smile like a devil and sneak behind you.
He will make the most dirtiest puns and jokes EVER.
He will use his telaport power to telaport both of you into the bed and go to town.
If you're in the mood for it of corse, this man is crazy but still has his head.
If he's really horny tho, like heat. Expect him to keep you trapped and never letting you go.
He will hump you, growl, licks, bites, etc.
With nest tho, it's a hit or miss, I guess it depends how hard his heat is hitting.
He will fuck you intel you cannot walk.
His after care tho is peak
Expect alot of water, treats, snacks, and snuggles.
He will MAKE you show you're bites out in public to show you are claimed, if there was someone who was constantly trying to hit on you.
He will also make you wear his clothes so your scent are on his clothes and his sent is on you.
It's a monster thing.
Request are still open!!!
#undertale sans#sans x self insert#underfell papyrus#undertale#underfell sans#undertale papyrus#ketchup
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cringetober days 8 and 9 - Tumblr sexyman and crossover ship
except it’s not a crossover ship but a crossover *and* some “ships”
#its sans x ketchup and pikachu x ketchup. those are the ships#my art#sans undertale#pikachu#cringetober#does anyone know where the pikachu liking ketchup thing comes from?
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FARMER! SANS X SHUT-IN READER HEADCANONS
RANDOM HEADCANONS
- FARMER! Sans does all the cooking in the house because you unfortunately, can't cook a simple meal but you are learning though. One time, you tried to make curry for him as a "thank you" meal for moving in with him. Consequently, the rice ended up being mushy and the curry turned bitter. so you ordered fast food as a gift instead.
(@lylia9000)
- During October, you randomly decided you wanted to dress up as a scarecrow for Halloween and began working on the costume. In addition, FARMER! sans added in a flower crown he made from agsore's garden to make the costume really "brighten up."
Yet for some reason FARMER! sans had a weird "Deja Vu" feeling once he saw you in your costume, he stared long enough before you questioned him on it.
"what's wrong? is there something wrong with the costume? oh god, is there a tear-"
"nah hon, you look "Outstanding."
"stooop."
"what? not in your "field?"
- Long before you guys started dating, FARMER! sans pampered you with his recently harvested vegetable's and homemade ketchup. The reason why he babied you was because when he went over your house, sans questioned how you were still living with how empty your fridge is.
All this poor fridge only had was a half empty ramen noodle cup and a carton box storing leftover fast food you ordered last night.
the next day when you opened your fridge, you were greeted by..
Sans's vegetables, homemade ketchup, milk, eggs, carbon boxes of cooked food, and toriel's butterscotch cinnamon pie
(the full pie.. 0-0) it had a note "Butter not wheat-it all!" - toriel
(Toriel joined in with sans on helping you with your fridge situation because she cares for you and is concerned for your health like a mother would.)
- Staying inside your house home alone is guilt free but when it comes down with living with your "humerus" skeleton it is not very guilt free, it contains the tax of feeling like a burden. FARMER! Sans doesn't mind working on his farm alone; he done this many times and besides you done enough as cleaning the house for him. but to you it's not enough, so you went to sans and asked him if you could help him with his farm.
"sosanscouldihelpyouonyourfarmnotbecause-"
"ok"
You kinda regretted asking to help because you were not shaped for farm work. You feel your lower back aching from all the hay dragging and rock lifting you had to do, You did ask for it though.
though you struggled you were determined to work. hyping yourself with video game references in your mind fills you with determination.
"THIS IS JUST STARDEW VALLEY, THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT, JUST LIKE MINECRAFT AND STARDEW VALLEY! JUST GOTTA KEEP ON WITH THE GRIND!"
once you're finally done, you just flop onto the hay with a groan. your sweaty body makes you want to go to your bed but you were too tired to walk. Eventually sans comes up with a grinning smile as always, you lifted your face to greet him but he beat you to it. Sans cupped your face with his hand and rewarded you by pressing his teeth against your lips.
*good job kiddo
after that you considered working with him more in the future.
#sans x reader#undertale x reader#farmer sans x reader#“LOVE GROWS” REFERNCE. ITS A AO3 FANFIC#ITS REALLY GOOD#GO READ IT FELLAS#finally done with this goddamn why did it took me SO MANY MONTHS TO FINISH THIS 😭😭💀#SORRY ITS NOT THAT MUCH#i will be planning on making a part 2 to this so be prepared
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the chemistry in my brain is altered in unspeakable ways whenever i think about Sans.
JUST WHO EXACTLY IS THIS GUY
its so easy, almost too easy, not to take him seriously and its exactly why his character can often be, well, i wouldn't say overlooked, this guy's pretty popular, but his traits tend to be.... diluted?? simplified??? for lack of better words..?
like yeah, he likes ketchup. yeah, he's laid-back n "lazy". yeah, he's a punny guy. yeah, he goes above n beyond for his brother's happiness... but what else?
do we even know much about papyrus? that guy's whole deal deserves a whole separate post!
CAN WE PLEEAAASE RECALL HOW THIS PIECE OF LORE WAS CASUALLY (in true toby fox fashion) SENT TO OUR EMAILS ?? NEVER TO BE ELABORATED UPON EVER AGAIN
why'd sans have to pull a sock incident on us at a time like this </3
PAPYRUS DID NOT MEAN IT SO LITERALLY AND YOU KNOW THAT, SANS, YOU JUST WANTED TO BE A LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!
their life before snowdin.. oh what i'd give to hear all about it...
this got me thinking, though.
we know sans likely has an affinity for quantum physics, temporal complexities and astronomy (though the latter is irrelevant to the point i'll be making)
he can teleport for God's sake why are we so unfazed by that
aaaanywho,
so like his Workshop. the one with the broken machine, yeah. look at what toby's once said abt it
why would they (who i assume r alphys + sans ?) try so hard to fix it? it's not like its the CORE (the machine said to be the source of all power 4 the undergound)
what's so important about this rusty, clanky pile of scrap metal?
....
haha lol, remember this?
remember this (x2)?
there's an abstract them here, and its clear he's not talking abt papyrus, frisk or even the player if we were to try n reach so hard.
could it be he is refereing to those in the picture with him?
if so, they must really mean a lot to him
so let's get this straight:
- we know the skelebros were NEW additions to snowdin
- we know they had an OLD life, the picture at the workshop further proving sans also had a social circle, one beyond frisk's recognition which totally strikes me as odd, given this child has been ambushed by almost all monsters at that point
- sans knows about timelines. sans messes with time and space. it's heavily hinted sans has worked in quantum physics (the book[s] found at his place) and he apparently also has some abandoned, broken machine in his workshop (one of which he's presumably tinkered with)
- as a lost soul (but also in geno), sans demonstrates his intense defeatism and resignation saying this like,
.... is sans trying to go back somewhere? do the skelebros come from a different world? a grassy place? r the residents of said place related to the picture in any way? does sans miss them? were they family? friends? lovers?! whoooooooo!1!!1 when!!! where!!!!! what is going on, toby!!!! PLEASEHWHWUE
[inhale]
but you know what, this is fine. pssssh, we don't need any of these answered, haha! no waaay! because while the UT fandom's in up in flames about such matters, toby's probably out there drawing yet another sans x reigen art piece to dish out when we least expect it (please let it be on my biryhday please let it be on my birthd)
#undertale#toby fox#sans undertale#undertale sans#papyrus#papyrus undertale#undertale papyrus#im going crazy
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Pinetober- Take One
(Pinetober is where I write down small drabbles themed around pining for the month of October to antagonize my friend @bigoltrashpile for shits and giggles. Hope you enjoy since they finally convinced me to post some of them)
Movie Night: Sans Undertale x Reader
Beep
beep beep
mmmm
Absentmindedly listening to the microwave buzz as you look at the fossilized marshmallow stuck on the inside of the microwave from the time you and Sans made peeps battle in the microwave, neither of you really liked peeps but they were expired from easter and had to have some purpose.
So they fought to the death for your entertainment, exploding in the microwave after getting stabbed by a toothpick by their fellow peep.
Good times. Messy microwaves.
You only halfway zone out through your memories to make sure you don't burn the pop corn, listening to the pops like a vulture. Sure Sans would eat burnt popcorn with enough ketchup added but you prefer non charcoal popcorn.
It's nice that you and Sans get to spend time together, ever since that machine he tried using as a generator when the power went out went haywire, things got hectic with the amount of alternate universe versions of him and his brother now lived in the house til the machine was fixed.
If it ever got fixed.
Taking the hot bag of corn out of the microwave before it burnt, you opened the bag to pour it out into a bowl, trying to pick out the unpopped kernels from the bag, Sans would probably try eating them.
Holding the bowl with one arm as you grab the bag of random assorted candies and a bottle of ketchup you and Sans picked out for cheap earlier, can't have a movie night without stomach ache inducing popcorn mixes after all.
"i did"
"got the snacks ready?" Sans peaks into the kitchen, offering to help you carry the snacks but you lightly smack his hands away. "c'mon bud, just wanted to help, can't butter ya up if i ain't helpin somehow"
"Glad you could pop in to offer assistance but it takes more than that to fool me into handing you the snacks before the movie starts" You playfully bump your hip against him as you pass by him, making sure not to spill popcorn as you do, starting to head into the living room and look at the blank couch. "Thought you said you were going to set up the pillows and blankets?"
"Where??" You look at him and he seems confused why you're looking at the couch, the living room was the only place with a tv?
"oh, not here, set them up in my room" Smiling at the confusion on your face, Sans takes the lead up the stairs, you following behind, opening the door to his room to reveal
A tv mounted on his wall across from the wall his bed is on, blankets and pillows put across the room and a towel on the foot of the bed to put the snacks on. When did he get a tv???
Chuckling at your confused expression, Sans sits down on the bed, scooting over to make room for you, patting the spot next to him. "i got it cause the others kept fighting over what to watch for movie nights and stuff, less arguments when i can watch the documentaries and comedy specials i want to when i got my own tv, y'know. plus means we can go back to hanging out, watching tv with just us two, bad commentary, puns, and all"
You join Sans on the bed, "You just don't wanna have to walk back to your room after a movie night" playfully nudging against him as you place the snacks down on the towel.
"that too." Noticing Sans had already put down two bottles of soda on the towel, in your rush to get snacks you forgot to get a drink for yourself.
"Oh, I forgot about that, thanks dude"
"no problem, figured you forgot again and didn't want to extend your little ritual of taking forever to settle down anywhere"
"Oh c'mon I'm not that bad" You say, still not fully settled down. Sans chuckles as he pulls you up to snuggle against him. Your head laying against his chest, a lazy arm thrown around your upper back as Sans rests his head on top of yours. Sans clicking at the remote as it pulls up the Halloween baking show you've both been binge watching together recently.
"Oh lord, here we go"
"yep, here we go, bad puns and you losing it over bitchy contestants and judges"
"I'm a fair ass towards them, they're all snobs" You can't help but relax against Sans as his hand starts to absentmindedly rub your back. It's been forever since you two got to hang out with just you two and you missed it.
Not to mention you had developed a little bit of a massive crush on him, but you knew Sans didn't like you that way.
But that's ok, you're fine just being friends.
Missing how Sans sends you loving looks each time you make a smartass remark towards someone messing something up on the show, hoping you noticed how his bed is cleaned and he picked out your favorite blankets from your room to make you comfier.
It isn't much but it's at least a little effort to try and impress you, anything to make him feel like he might be somewhat in your league.
#undertale#self insert#undertale x reader#sans undertale#sans x reader#sans undertale x reader#undertale imagines#skelsowrites#pinetober
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