Gressil: I am a responsible adult!
Bella: *raises brow*
Gressil: I am an adult.
Samael: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Tomoha: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Gressil and Rayne's conversation?
Navin: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Samael: I'm in the washing machine.
Kenny: I'm in the closet.
Navin: We accept you, Kenny. <3
Kenny: No, I'm literally in the closet.
Navin: Love is love. <3
Navin: Do you guys read the papers?
Poppy: Only the funnies.
Oak:
Oak: You mean the obituaries.
Poppy: Oh, potato, pohtato...
Rayne, texting: Navin, will you please go to sleep?
Navin, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Rayne, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS INTRO EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Rayne, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' to sleep soon?
Navin, texting: I'm trying
Rayne, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH!
Rayne, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :)
Navin: You know, it's fine to admit you were wrong.
Poppy: *sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.
Poppy: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Raven: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
Rayne: Are we really going to let Oak keep Poppy?
Raven: We kept Gressil.
Rayne: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
Poppy: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Navin: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Homesick Propaganda Post
Because the hyperfixation has officially returned with a vengeance. I have three (3) ongoing hyperfixations help. Also I find this whole thing hilarious and must drag more mutuals down the rabbit hole (I’ve been here since Spring 22 I think?)
Main character is canonically Bisexual and the deuteragonist is canonically Asexual
Everyone is hot (I know what y’all’re about.)
Navy Blouin. (Yeah we like him here)
You get to support women’s wrongs (she bites a man’s ear off.)
There’s a guy named Kenny that we call Kenneth in the comments because it’s funny.
The series creator is amazing and feeds us with wonderful art a lot. She drew a bunch of them as the Mean Girls Jingle Bell Rock. She also drew the Peaches scene (You know what I mean the Mario thing) with the characters.
There’s a cat and his name is Ogre!!!! And he hates you!!!
There is a canon hijabi woman and she is hilarious and we love her
The color palette is amazing (mainly pinks and purples)
Gladiolus. (He likes ladybugs and doesn’t know how to ride a bike)
There’s a guy named Oak that we call babygirl in the comments because it’s funny (and accurate)
THE SEASON ONE FINALE HAS MUSIC.
Tomoha Kobayashi. (She beats the crap out of somehow and her hair is adorable)
Local Woman Kills and Looks Good Doing It
Guy gets almost killed and gets out of it by flirting. (Not spoiling though figure it our yourself.)
There’s a bird and her name is Karen.
Greasy Man “Discourse” (You hate loving him or love hating him it’s a win-win. We all want to beat up Greasy Man)
THE AAAAAAAAAART.
Look at my PFP. Do you like her. Then read it please?? You should like her
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Kenny: Samael...
Samael: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
Tomoha: Guys where did Rayne go?
Navin: She got arrested.
Tomoha: How the hell-
Rayne: *bursts in through the window* the cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Navin: Is that a gun?!
Gressil: It's not what it looks like!
Navin: It looks like a gun!
Gressil: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have any more bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Navin: ...ANYMORE?!
Rayne: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Gressil: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Raven can fight in that dress either.
Raven: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
*when a child starts crying in public*
Kenny: *tries to make the child laugh*
Navin: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Raven: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Oak: *cries with the child*
Samael: *ignores the child*
Poppy: *is the reason the child is crying*
Navin: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Oak: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Navin: Okay, two person huddle.
Kenny: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
Poppy: It's not our fault!
Poppy: Yeah, but... come on, the least we can do is talk to them.
Poppy: No, the least we can do is nothing!
Poppy: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Oak: How does it WALK??
Poppy:
Poppy: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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