“um, you are actually supposed to hate this character with your whole chest, the text is EXTREMELY clear that he is terrible and you should not like him”

well i like him anyway. what are you going to do about it, tell my mom?

OH so Tim DOES know how to call people before he does something like this. Good to know.

For the record, Ryan didn't know about Eddie getting shot or quiting before he got the script. Kenny didn't know Chim got stabbed. And even Jen didn't know that her irl husband was playing Doug. (x)

Dear Anonymous,

Nein. I'm not the pranking sort.

Receiving pranks is more fun, though. I enjoy a good practical joke as much as the next person.

... So long as it doesn't involve my guitar!

- Klavier Gavin

"The abundance of couplings, 'handling'-- whatever that means-- and the depths of obsession I have been made to forcibly witness sickens me to my core."

"I could be 'fuzzy wuzzy' too."

"Didn't exactly ask to be a Uchiha. But people will just hate me because of the DNA that I came from. Who's the immature one here again?"

"for the record, i've been dealing with gritt's shit for a lot longer than some of you."

"I swear to Satan if that Cowboy survives out of this games alive-..."

"Step on a landmine Cowboy! Step on a landmine Cowboy!" maybe chanting will help for his downfall. No he did not want Striker to win, fuck that guy!

"Unless it's an Angelic weapon, we sinners so tend to walk off most things like they were attempts after a while." Melody is sharpening a kitchen knife in a rather threatening fashion, "Tá an t-ádh leat nach bhfuil oscailteoir canna agam."

//@dancingdevildemon (At The Knight)

god so emo about how they portrayed Cloud's development from the first reactor bombing to the second one

showing how much Barret wasn't trusting him the first time and wasn't too keen on trusting him the second time, but by the end of their escape, you can feel they actually became buddies this time

and Cloud who was so cold and genuinely keeping people at a distance being much more willing to joke a bit with them and feel like one of the gang

the fact just before the boss fight Barret really says he intends on all of them to coming home, and he smiles as he looks at Cloud to say "all of us", because he includes Cloud in it, he doesn't expect him to disappear like he feared Cloud would the first time (bc he was worrieeed).

And there's the way Cloud asks for money as a mercenary in both case. In the first bombing he's cold, and mean, and when he says he should be paid more money it's with disdain, a clear "i really don't want to be here" voice. But then the second time they joke around about how Cloud should give a smile to Marlene and not scare her this time and Cloud smiles a bit before going "if the price is right", and this time he's joking along, he doesn't actually mean it and everyone can feel it.

also the fact that the first time everytime Barret was talking about making Shinra pay, Cloud really acts uninterested and talks about how he needs a raise, but the second time the moment Shinra trapped them and Barret talks about making Shinra pay, Cloud immediately is on for it, he doesn't ask for money anymore it's personal.

In the OG Cloud, and his relationship with Barret, doesn't really change drastically in the two reactor bombings, but the remake really did something nice, and while i do think the build up is a bit too long, the fact it took a longer time to get to reactor five really help building their camaraderie

It's just so sweet and it's even more touching knowing what is going to happen real soon.

Just man, that's so good.

It's a hard-knock life for cosplaying Cuttlefish in-game

"I wanna go to space too. Coach, take me to space."

"Venom Space Knight got canceled years ago Andi, let it go."

"Come on, please!?"

“Why is it attractive when the queen kills somebody, but when I do it it’s ‘wrong’?”

What flavor is your soul?

salt

ah little kraken, bold are you. restless sailor, dauntless fighter, lower your sword, let me see your shield. ah, of course, they are but the same object. oh wave-tossed ruffian, lend me some of your mettle would you? you have been struck by the sharpest of spears yet you still stand here proudly. but off your guard, elsewhere of the battlefield, you will find your spirit can parch others. your words are but weapons crafted from your soul. little lion, sheathe your claws, or the ones you love the most will suffer. you do not have to be strong all the time love, there's nothing wrong with being soft. vulnerability is not weakness, and if it were, what's wrong with that? strength is not always your greatest tool, your heart is good. put down excalibur, and use your words. you'll find they will carry you much farther. not everything in life is a battle.

“I guess it’s time to make another trip to that sorry excuse of an agency. After all they’re aiding and abetting just by having him there.”

Stares at all these people being in love, getting together and being in polycules.

Man, she sometimes wished she defied her family and just dated people during her teen years.