INANIMATE INSANITY ANNIVERSARY ART WOOO!!
The real April fool was me who very much underestimated how long this drawing would take me IM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW
Also extra doodle because you know me
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DBF this. DBF that. What about dad’s mortal enemy?
His name was always mentioned in disdain. Him alone gets your dad’s blood pressure rising, right before he swallows the pills after a work disagreement. You have no memories of him now, you’re far too busy to do anything other than your job and your studies. Early twenties are for career building. Dating financially unstable guys your age comes later.
(never at all if possible)
Then here he comes, the kind regular with a pleasing smile , with a huge monetary tip every order. He has his favorite spot in the cafe, a rattan chair for his back, never the heavy mahogany ones. The salt and pepper hair is a cherished sight for all. He’s in his forties but it doesn’t stop the rest of the staff from crushing on him too. You swore the flowers by the window sill face towards him rather than the sun with how attractive he is.
His kindness is extended towards everyone at the cafe—regulars, staff, and delivery crew.
You came to know his kindness as you were heading back home during a rainy day. The wind was getting strong, so even the light drizzle was enough to make the hem of your skirt drenched. You frown, it was your favorite formal skirt. Your dad wanted you to eat at the fancy restaurant downtown as a family reunion once in a while.
Thirty minutes in and no bus came in sight. Perhaps stuck in traffic or suffering in the rain, like you.
You were about to call your dad to pick you up until a white car stops in front of you. The passenger window slides down and you see the cafe heartthrob offering you a ride. You wanted to decline but he insists to return the kindness as his favorite waitress.
Whatever happens within the car is between you and him, alone. You just have to make sure no evidence remains on you or it will pique your family’s curiosity even more. They had their guesses, but no one could imagine it was a your dad’s most hated co-worker.
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happy womens day!!
when i was drawing this i realised suitcase is the only canonically female contestant who doesn't have arms
closeups
if ur curious which one is salt and which one is pepper then salt is on the left and pepper is on the right.
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