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#ryan and johnny are roomates at the majestic
hoperays-song · 1 year
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Mornings at The Majestic
Johnny, trying to get ready: Hey Ry, have you seen my jacket?
Ryan, wearing it: Nope. Never in my life.
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hoperays-song · 1 year
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They're Too Dumb For You
Ryan, lounging on his hotel bed: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Johnny, across from him: Wow. They sound stupid.
Ryan: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Johnny: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Ryan: I guess you’re right. Hey Johnny, I love you.
Johnny, cheerfully: See! Just say that!
Ryan, burying his head in his hands: Holy fucking shit.
Johnny, patting Ryan’s knee sympathetically: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ryan, but they're too dumb for you.
Ryan, sighing: Johnny.
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hoperays-song · 1 year
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Chronic Over-Worker Ryan
Johnny, walking into their hotel room: Love, you can't have all those books in bed.
Ryan, during finals week, buried in 12 stacks of textbooks: But, I need them.
Johnny, concerned: But where will you sleep?
Ryan, chugging a cup of coffee: Oh, don’t worry about that, I just won't.
Johnny, immediately starting to clear the books: Ok, no, why am I suddenly the responsible one in this relationship? You need sleep darling.
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hoperays-song · 1 year
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Don’t Tell
Johnny, barely awake: Don’t tell Ryan I have a crush on him.  
Ryan who’s been talking to him for the past hour, grinning: Oh, I definitely will not.
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hoperays-song · 1 year
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Lunch Plans
Ryan, walking into their hotel room: So, what are we doing?
Johnny, laying on the floor: Wasting our lives.
Ryan, now extremely worried: I meant for lunch... Are you ok???
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hoperays-song · 1 year
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Who traumatized you?
Johnny, after Ryan had a breakdown: Who the hell traumatized you??
Ryan, laughing it off: You want, like what, a list?
Johnny: ...
Ryan, starting to get concerned: ?
Johnny, pulling out his phone: Yes actually, that’d be great, alphabetically if possible.
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hoperays-song · 1 year
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Johnny’s Random Knowledge
Johnny, sliding into Ash’s room where the teens are: Welcome to today's episode of Johnny “knows-too-much-about-one-thing-and-one-thing-only-today”! 
Porsha, excitedly: Oo, what is it?
Meena, putting down her phone: Is it a piano demonstration? 
Johnny, sadly: no 
Meena: Oh it's a lecture on the history of music in London? 
Ash, now looking curious: It's a list of all the best places for skating in order of preferance ? 
Ryan, who saw him make the presentation but is playing along: Is it a presentation on famous LGBTQIA+ musicians? 
Nooshy, still playing Temple Run on their phone: Is it a claymation movie conspiracy? 
Ryan: Is it a presentation of Majestic Theatre’s security system’s weaknesses again? 
Porsha: Is it a presentation on the best Hindi learning books? 
Johnny, holding back pained laughter: It's ...... ✨ Random Automotive Mechanic Knowledge✨!!!!
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hoperays-song · 11 months
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Week 2 of The Majestic Stay
Ryan, running around the hotel room: Hey, have you seen the-
Johnny, on his bed: -underneath the tape in the first drawer, but don’t forget-
Ryan, nodding: -right, okay. I’ve got it covered. See you in a bit, out for dinner?
Johnny, giving him a thumbs up: I’ll send you the address.
Ryan, darting out the door: Sounds good, I’ll text you when I’m heading out!
Nooshy, so confused: How are you two not married yet?
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