My 8-year-old daughter, who has a deep and abiding love of bugs: I wanna catch a cicada killer!
My husband: Just make sure to catch a male one! Those don't have stingers.
My daughter, who has no ability to understand dangerous when it comes to her deep and abiding love of bugs: Look what I caught.
(Y'all, I do not know how she didn't get stung or bit. Look at that fucking stinger and mandibles.)
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