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dustofthedailylife · 4 months

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Atp, my favorite pastime activity is slapping rude customer supports some paragraphs in the face and reciting the legal norms when they're refusing to do what I legally have the right to get from them.

Because you're wrong bish and I know you are. Now do your thing - no matter how often you tell me you cannot do this - I know for a fact you have to do it. Don't mess with me.

Kind regards, your local law student (soon to be diploma lawyer) who takes no shit from you <3

They're usually really quiet really fast and do what I ask, as soon as I come around the corner with reciting laws *evil cackle* Studying law is absolute hell but the gratification you get from stuff like this makes it somewhat worthwhile.

#🍁 dust rambles #I'm far from a Karen but istg if you're rude to me and refuse me what you legally have to give me #I'm going full Karen mode... bet #I'm by no means a problematic customer #and rarely need customer supports #and most of the time it goes well #but when it doesn't #I'll unpack my knowledge #reminds me of this one woman who refused to swap out the bra I bought at the store a day prior #and it dissolved after just wearing it one time #and she refused to replace it and blamed me for destroying it intentionally instead #I recited my rights as a customer and told her in which paragraph it says that #her face legit just dropped #kaboom - get lawyered #moments like these is where I feel like a girlboss #which happens just about once every leap year

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