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fem reader x reiner nsfw smutty ramble please pay me no mind i'm back on my reiner bullshit.
I must credit @pisspope @fromriches-tosin & @lemmetreatya for planting the sick notion of desk-fucking into my brain so CARELESSLY
ok but modern au businessman reiner who asks you to bring his favourite coffee to him on his lunch break. you pick up the flat white and practically run to the downtown skyscraper home to his offices and whoosh up the elevator to the top floor to find his secretary having already gone on lunch and his office door wide open. he's sat behind his desk with his black suit jacket hung neatly on the back of his chair, and he's gently rotating left and right as he stares at the numbers in front of him. you close the door slowly with your foot and he looks up to you looking hungry as he smiles. he discards the paper and leans back, beckoning you closer, and you gladly oblige. you rest the coffee on the desk - knowing already it'll be cold by the time he drinks it - and as you lean down to give him a kiss to say good afternoon he pulls you onto his lap so that you're straddling him and can already feel him pressing against you.
"that happy to see me, huh?" you coo as he holds you firmly in place and peppers your collarbone with kisses. you reciprocate by running your fingers firstly through his soft blonde hair, and then down the back of his neck and beneath his shirt. he smells like clean cotton and clementines.
"always," he mutters back, "when am I not?"
you grin back at him and lean in for another kiss, and you're met with force.
"what about your secretary?"
"they know not to bother me when the door's closed."
without further warning he unbuckles his belt and lifts you to prop you on the desk, gently tilting you back and positioning himself on top of you and squarely between your legs. he lifts your skirt and expertly pulls your panties to one side and slides in with ease and begins to make a mess of the desk, not that he minds. all of it - the business, the riches, the work-hard play-hard - comes second when it comes to you. you can tell he's working out the morning's stress as he thrusts into you, but he doesn't take it out on you. his grip is firm, his motions are rough, but still he treats you like the most precious thing on the planet. reiner seems to have found the perfect middle ground between fucking and making love.
"I've thought about this since I walked in here this morning," he says, his voice almost husky between the panting, "why didn't I fuck you before I got in the car?"
he's half thinking out loud, half really asking. you can't help but smile. three years in and you've still got him wrapped around your little finger like you did when you'd only been together three months. he fucks almost desperately as he hits you in your sweetest spot again and again, and despite feeling suddenly aware of the cityscape out the window beside you - if anyone really wanted to, they'd get a free show - you feel yourself begin to tighten and approach your climax. reiner senses this and his eyes widen, ever eager to feel you pulse around his cock. every time, though, it pushes him to his own edge. you reach up and grab his hair once more, holding him firmly in place.
"it's okay, baby, cum for me," you purr. his thrusts grow harder and the façade of cut-throat businessman melts away before your very eyes as he becomes lost in you fully.
"cum for me," you whisper again, resting your foreheads together. with the deepest, most delicious groan he releases inside you, but doesn't wait for his high to be fully over. he would die before allowing you to lose that feeling, and so swiftly pulls himself away, replacing his cock with two thick fingers and beginning to massage away. you can't help but let out a loud whimper as he uses his own release to keep your cunt nice and wet, letting him build up some speed to get you close again. as your thighs tense and your grip on his hair tightens he doesn't let up, and right on cue, he issues his command.
"cum, baby."
you pulse around his fingers and feel the mix of both of you drip onto the desk. he opens a drawer at the bottom of the desk and produces a clean towel - ever prepared - and gently cleans you up. after you've both regained some composure, he takes a sip of his coffee.
"I'd say there's still a good 45 minutes of lunch left, you wanna get some food?"
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A reminder that crossed arms is a sign of defensive and self-soothing behavior. Reiner seems to do it a lot when he is confronted by his past.
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(to the tune of "what are you doing, stepbro? get out of my room!")
"what are you doing, [reiner]? get out of my [olive oil and balsamic vinegar tasting bar]!"
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Since I see u reinerposting i have a present
I know these playlists are a dime a dozen but I made one of u so care so peruse
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5m79nNquP39bjq8Tf2S8Lq?si=Zf9y-YZWTNeHeHAKH9tRoQ
(U can dm me if tumblr eats the link 😭)
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE omfg the tears for fears, the Hollywood undead stop I’m—
😩😩❤️kfjdjdnd
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reiner's thighs. that's it that's the post
#thinking about him in an ill fitting tshirt and little shorts ugh himbo man I need him carnally#anyway!!!!#reiner braun#reinerposting
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No, but Reiner meeting you at the underground station from work would be so sweet
࿐ೃ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ ໑ ᮫࣭ ꩜ ｡⋆༄
After enduring many grueling hours at the office, you find yourself squeezed into a subway car during rush hour on your way home when all you want to do is get to bed, and if you have any strength left, maybe treat yourself to a bath - it is then when you notice him in the crowd standing on the platform. He’s even correctly guessed the doors from which you would be exiting (perhaps he knows you that well). The comforting sight of his familiar face as you get off and make your way towards him makes your heart flutter with warmth and forget about your exhaustion for a brief moment. He takes your bag from you (because of course he would) as you take him by the hand. His delightful presence and the journey home being the few things to make this commute a cherished and delightful highlight of your day.
࿐ೃ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ ໑ ᮫࣭ ꩜ ｡⋆༄
#reiner is respectfully a housewife here#cant you guess that this is catering to my little tired soul#where is my reiner#reinerposting#reiner#reiner braun#reiner x reader#reiner braun x reader
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Reiner exuding big sympathetic behaviour energy especially in the way he stays awake alongside you when you have a deadline instead of going to sleep.
Sure, he may not be able to contribute to solving the task, but he remains by your side throughout the night, consistently refilling your cup and fixing you a snack whenever you get hungry.
Even as his eyes grow hazy with drowsiness as the night progresses, he would deny the late hour's hold on him, insisting that he will only go to sleep once you finish your assignment, finally allowing you to join him in bed.
#sympathetic behaviour reiner#either that or hes a clingy baby#reinerposting#reiner#reiner braun#reiner x reader#reiner braun x reader
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thinking about reiner's blond lashes
#theyre long and fluffy yet barely noticable from a distance#reinerposting#reiner#reiner braun#aot#attack on titan
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Reiner lying in a bathtub and his massive boobs are sticking out above the water surface
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Thinking about the rosy blush dusted across Reiner's cheekbones as he walks with you in the winter, his breath a cloud of white steam
#reinerposting#hes so cute in the winter#and the snow sprinkling on him <3#reiner#reiner braun#aot headcanons
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re-reading the chapters of reiner's life as a cadet (for... reasons) and damn his treatment of annie and bert was so cruel
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Let's be real — canonverse Reiner wouldn't intuitively know what to do if you got hurt or injured.
As someone who had regeneration for half of their life he sees it as a given and erroneously thinks that there's nothing he could do but wait for the healing to take place. He forgets that you're fragile, unlike him, and each of your injuries he would have deemed minor on his own body actually need to be attended to. For someone like him regeneration heals his body, however damaged or broken it might be, in mere minutes and with no need for such a trivial detail as sanitization, which could be proven bad (deadly, even) for you if forgotten all together
But he knows it hurts — because it would have hurt the same for him — so he focuses all of his attention on the aspect where he could actually be of some service for you. Except he always stays by your side in case he could help with alleviating pain from your injuries whereas he would normally have been left one on one with his pain. Even if it means blowing on a little burn on your finger, he's that committed.
#well all shifters are like that but this dissonance appears with reiner specifically#reiner#reiner braun#reinerposting#reiner x reader
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the king of sass, look at him (he's watching jean speak btw)
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I wonder if Reiner gained any emotionally charged memories back from the RTS. Sure, he's had a lot of battle experience and yet another one shouldn't have fazed him - but it was the one that left him captured, limbless and blind and completely at the mercy of his captors. With Shiganshina burning, having been blinded, and choking on blood from the slash in the throat that Hange left, combined with shame from losing the battle and having to answer to Marley later - it must have been very traumatic for him and Reiner surely must've had nightmares about this
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ice cream Reiner plushie
#it's ugly cuz i tried to make it look like a plushie hence almost no outlines#reinerposting#reiner#reiner braun#<o=o>
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just a friendly reminder that Reiner had to work it to earn it
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