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comedyl0ser · 1 day
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i honestly think it would be kinda funny is Asset was just a android furry or a weirdly tall stickman
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slushiepizza · 18 days
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labor of love
;; i know in canon marcus.... codes??? idk if he does manual work but i like to think he does bc there's something visceral about him having to modify asset with his bare hands; also non humanoid asset again
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bubblergoespop · 1 month
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redacted headcanons wooo
some angsty, some cutesy, some whatever idk
elliott makes sunshine sleepy when they’re around him. not because of his powers but just because he makes them feel comfortable and safe. and being around him relieves them of the fear of having any nightmares again, because he won’t let it happen.
as the rest of the damn crew ages, gavin mimics the way they all age. wrinkling his skin, fading the colour from his hair, etc.
i don’t know much about plants but they can get sick right? like viral infections or something? anyway, one day, the plant that anton's love gave him was looking extremely wilted and anton sobbed practically everyday and poured his heart and soul into helping it until he was able to get it to recover again.
vincent was secretly envious of how well lovely seemed to be coping with their turning. not anymore though.
lasko's partner sleeptalks. lasko was shocked the first time they did it around him because it’s such a contrast to how quiet they are when awake.
sweetheart was in a rush to get to work one day and accidentally grabbed one of milo's shirts instead of their own. when they came home later on, milo realised they were wearing his top. ofc that awoke something in him and, since then, he’s had sweetheart put on multiple fashion shows in which they try on his clothes.
lasko's partner is the type of teacher who gives their students stickers and sweets, and they also doodle on any written exams when they mark them.
porter wasn’t alone when he was turned. he was with someone he cared about. and they cared for him. but they didn’t get turned. his maker murdered them and that’s why porter says “historically” it doesn’t turn out well for those who care for him.
the asset helps take care of anton's plant. they find actual biological life fascinating, and they can stare at a plant for as long as they like since it won’t get annoyed or uncomfortable like a human does.
gav stayed at the damn campus for longer than usual once and freelancer was left home alone with the time to over think and they ended up crying themself to sleep over their mortality and gavin’s immortality. gavin had no idea until they woke up the next morning. when they looked at him, he felt their core ache.
ever since angel tried on davey's clothes for the first time, david’s gone out of his way to hide angel’s clothes at times and/or “forget” to wash them with the rest of the laundry. and then he goes “oops guess you’ll just wear one of my shirts in the meantime…” with the stupidest smirk on his face ever
porter gets regular nightmares. from the trauma of his human life, the time with his maker and/or from the things he’s done for william. it’s the reason he says sleep won’t bring him peace, even though for most people, it would.
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ashton4221 · 1 month
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DAMN IT MARCUS IF YOU DIDNT DIDDLE THE ROBOT I COULD HAVE MY MAN HOME BY NOW
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piffany666 · 3 months
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Angsty listener headcanons reader discretion advised
Darlin who used being with quinn as a form of self harm
Asset who gose into the fetal position any time they think of Marcus for too long
Babe who had an existential crisis when they were told about magic
James's partner who is so lonely they've come so close to cheating on James multiple times
Angle who misses their cat so much
Bestie who feels like they used Blake then led him along
Sunshine who had their prosthetic limbs taken away by Blake
Freelancer who berates themselves for being nervous around water elementals eg essentially calling themself a racist
Smartass who struggles with communication and lashes out as a result
Lovely who blames themself for what happened with Adam because "they where an idiot for going to wonder world" and thinks that "they deserved it"
Warden who has imposter syndrome
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capitalisticveins · 5 months
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James: What’re your pronouns?
Asset: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core i5-10400F CPU 16.0 GB RAM
James: There’s no way you run on an i5
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thefablefoxart · 2 months
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As promised we have PORTER!! I did Anton rather than Hush cause I have more of an idea of what Anton looks like in my mind (and I haven’t really listened to Hush’s audios yet). Also Marcus and Asset as requested on here too, I love that pathetic soggy little shit and his robohoe >:3
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starlitangels · 6 months
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James: You’re back early
Asset, grabbing a gun: Meridian’s haunted
James: What?
Asset, cocking the gun and going back to the rift bubble: Meridian’s haunted
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itsdaifuku · 1 year
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"this project will not fail. i will make sure of it"
Tag List:
@sojutsu , @riverflowsanywherebuthere , @dormienschas , @shellssstuff , @darlin-collins , @angelcactus , @suniani , @verrverii , @ashtonsdrumstixs , @annahhopee , @teaseat , @lumpiya , @haradasaya , @ekko-loves-echo , @floofdeloop
Closeups under the cut
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darlin-collins · 8 months
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I see bravery in lovely.
I see light in baby.
I see joy in angel.
I see love in freelancer.
I see admiration in baaabe.
I see objectivity in asset.
I see leadership in baby.
I see sacrifice in sunshine.
I see hope in starlight.
I see responsibility in Sweetheart.
I see forgiveness in bestie.
I see understanding in smartass.
I see power in darlin.
I see desire in bright.
I see acceptance in warden.
I see patience in precious.
I see change in cutie.
I see maturity in honey.
I see confidence in coworker.
I see creativity in friend.
I see desperation in spouse.
I see kindness in lover.
I see protection in doc.
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arrowfleur · 28 days
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Redacted Head-canons
(Part two cause I can’t sleep again lol)
Lasko is double jointed and can twist his arms in so many weird positions (he freaks FL out a lot with this)
Milo used to wear bow ties a lot when he was young, he had a whole collection and enjoyed matching them with his shoes
William has the largest cane collection known to man and a lot of them have weapons hidden inside
Vincent and Lovely both have gotten tooth gems on their fangs for the ✨Aesthetic✨ but they had to get them taken off when they ran out of blood bags because they didn’t want to hurt anyone in a live feedings
Babe has an entire collection of candid shots of the pack in their phone and whenever they get enough they get them printed off to put in a photo album
Angel scrapbooks and has every cinema ticket, receipt , flower etc from their dates with David
Gavin has been with multiple celebrities but he didn’t actually know they were famous at the time. Sometimes he’ll watch a film with freelancer and recognise them
Ollie still holds his breath when walking past smokers
Asset lovesssssss Sharks, they obviously know everything about them and share shark facts with Anton when receiving repairs
Sweetheart have a lot of those thermal mugs that change colour when you put hot water in them
Elliot’s party trick is solving a rubik’s cube in a minute
Geordi wears a lot of rope jewellery
Anton’s listener is ginger but INSISTED they were strawberry blonde growing up
Asher was scouted for modelling once and did a campaign for Hollister when he was 20 but decided that it wasn’t really his thing ( Yes he dragged half the pack down to the mall to show them the photos)
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slushiepizza · 20 days
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imagine if asset is non humanoid
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propertyofsamcollins · 8 months
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"My patience has been run thinner than your morality, and thats saying something"
GET HIS ASS JAMES
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ramenwaitr3ss · 2 months
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Daily reminder for all the Project Meridian lovers that the whole series was made because Erik got a shit ton of inspiration from Katy Perry’s 365 music video.
The more you know💟
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OMG DAVID HE DID IT IFBDISNXJD ok now that I got your attention. I have a plan, what if we all work together and replay the shit out of David Shaw’s newest vid (proposal one) so it gets to 1Mil. Erik’s most viewed vid was taken down in the purge and he took down the community post about it as well. he deserves to have another video to reach that again so let’s go, put that shit on loop on a different tab, put on some tones, and let’s get this bitch to 1Mil!! (Pretty please this man deserves it he does so much work to make this wonderful content for us to enjoy let’s make it up to him in our own small way)
PLEASE REBLOG THE SHIT OUT THIS PLEEEEAAASSSEEE DONT LET THIS FLOP
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capitalisticveins · 6 months
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Still pissed that James knew everything going on with the Asset and Marcus and only stopped it after it massively impacted the project. Literally delayed everything bc him and ETS wanted to experiment. For fucks sake Anton could’ve been home by now 😒
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