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Caleb and the two very hot purple people that are sitting at the next table over

Based on a tumblr post

Caleb works as a teacher at the Soltryce Academy. His life is fairly normal, not very notable at all, but when he meets two people at a bar he becomes an utter mess.

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Chapter 5: Caleb and his panicked phone call after two hot purple people nursed him back to health

Caleb woke to the sound of his phone pinging, a notification illuminated the screen.

“One text from Unknown Number: Hey Caleb! It’s Molly and Essek. Just wanted to know if your feeling better :D Essek wants to know if you want to get dinner with us after your big presentation for the Assembly. I’m buying ;) Hope it goes well <;3”

He threw his phone across the room. The orange cat case Veth had got him had saved it from becoming pieces on the floor. Frumpkin meowed and stretched, awakening from the sudden noise. He picked up the phone and brought it back to a very flustered Zemnian man.

Caleb petted Frumpkin as the phone got dropped in front of him, though Frumpkin accepted the pets he soon left to continue his sleep. Caleb opened his phone, the photo of his last birthday set as his background. Beau had hosted a small party at her and Yasha’s bar, Veth and Yasha standing next to him with a homemade cake from Jester placed in front of him. He smiled to himself, momentarily forgetting the unanswered text from Molly. When he did remember he immediately went to answer the message.

“Caleb: Good Morning Mollymauk and Essek, thank you for your kindness yesterday…”

When he saw the invitation to dinner he stopped typing and instinctively dialed Veth’s number.

The sound of the phone dialing and connecting was agonizing. Caleb’s face was entirely red and his heartbeat was erratic.

A familiar voice answered from the other end, “Caleb are you alright, it’s 6 in the morning. How are you feeling?”

Caleb stuttered for a bit before anything coherent made its way out of his mouth.

“They asked me to dinner Veth,” Caleb squeaked, he was hyperventilating just a little.

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Veth smiled to herself and made a note to report back to the group, but she put on her most “my best friend is hopeless and queer but it okay I’ve done this like 17 thousand time and know how to talk him down from going off the grid and moving to Issylra to become a cleric of a god so people won’t recognize him” voice and spent over an hour getting Caleb to just wait so that she can send Beau over to help him.

When she finally got off the phone, Luc was walking sleepily up to her in his pajamas. Yeza had already gotten up to head to the apothecary, some fancy mage was coming in to pick up an order. She kissed her son on his forehead and started getting him ready to head to school.

Luc was in kindergarten at Rexxuntrum Elementary and he quite enjoyed it. His best friend was Kiri Schuster and Veth and Jester had met her at the summer camp Veth ran over summer holidays. She packed Luc up in his little backpack with so many homemade patches stitched to the sides. She’d deal with Caleb later.

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Caleb paced around his house, his face still hot and he still felt congested. Beau had texted to say that she was on her way and to “stop being gay /lh /j”. He smiled at the text and settled himself into the couch petting Frumpkin’s fur. Frumpkin purred and snuggled into his arms. He waited for about half and hour until he heard the familiar sound of a key opening the door and Beau stepping into the house.

“Hey Caleb how’s the crisis going?”

He glared at her, blush flamed on his face, a wide and wicked smile plastered on Beau’s face. She snickered and walked over to him. She petted Frumpkin until Caleb gave her the phone. She read the message carefully

“So Veth called and said you needed help because Molly and Essek invited you to dinner,” she asked, reading over the text, “Oh Caleb what the hell dude. From your reaction I thought they asked to… I don’t know fuck you or some shit. You can go out to dinner with them. I’ll even ask Yasha to text Molly if we can invite the whole crew. You’re worrying too much Caleb.”

She tossed the phone to Caleb and pulled out her own. She drafted up a text to Yasha.

“hey babe could you send a text to molls. Say that we’re bring the whole crew out on a caleb celebration dinner and he and hot boi are invited too love you<3 thanks”

They waited for a few moments before a ping went off on Beau’s phone.

“One new text from Babe 🖤🤍🖤🤍: on it 🥰”

Beau texted back a quick thank you to Yasha before beaming at Caleb, “see Cay you’ll be fine the whole group will be there now.”

Beau then took Caleb’s phone and saved Molly’s number in it, texting him a picture that Molly had sent to her from Rosohna Pride the year before. He was smiling and pulling, who assumably was, Essek into the photo. Molly fully decked out in the genderfluid and bisexual colours with a very ornate flower crown of lavender, pansies, violets, roses, and green carnations. Essek was holding a pink parasol and wearing a tiny little demisexual pin on his lapel, a few stripes of the mlm flag painted across his smiling cheeks. Beau then set it as Molly’s profile in Caleb’s contacts and handed him the phone back.

“You’re welcome,” she said with a smirk to a slightly flustered Caleb.

She took a picture of a very flustered Caleb for later and got up from the couch to leave. Beau gave Frumpkin a few pets before heading out, not forgetting her work bag that sat by the front door. She smirked to herself as she waltzed out of Caleb’s home and started her journey back to her own where in fact she intended to kiss her wife for being so amazing.

Beau also sent a text to the group chat with Jester and Veth as well as Yasha.

“(Photo of a very flustered Caleb in a cozy red sweater sitting on his sofa, his face almost the same shade of scarlet as the sweater. His glasses hang just onto his face with a very surprised expression.) lol my job is done. see y’all at dinner for operation get caleb two hot dates ;P.”

She immediately got two pings on her phone.

“One new text from 🍭✨Jessie✨🍩: OMG!!!! Wait what happen Beauuuu please TELL ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“One new text from Veth(bitch(affectionate)): Thx Beau lmao”

She smiled satisfied with her handy work, she was so making Caleb pay her back for this.

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sorenmarie87 · 6 years

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In The Middle Of The Ride characters

I forgot I had this but if you want to get to know some of my original babies - Here you go.

Name: Ryuichi A. Madison Age: 18 Height: 5’1’’ Parents: Mom (Elizabeth)- DJ Dad (Jack)- Animator Eye Color: Light Green Hair Color: D. Brown (Dyes it red)

Background: Before Ryuichi was born her mother (Elizabeth) was in college to become a prize-winning pianist but followed Jack to England. (She changed her major to become a DJ), overseas she became famous while Jack worked at his animation. Before having Ryuichi, Jack and Elizabeth were married on September 7th 1986. On July 31st 1987, Ryuichi was born and she meets Will for the time when he’s in the hospital visiting his father. When she was 3, they moved back to America (Jack had been offered a job working on his newest cartoon and they had requests for Elizabeth in nightclubs).

Name: Madeline (Maddie) Parker Age: 18 Height: 5’6’’ Parents: Mom- Chef Dad- Teacher (Geometry teacher) Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Red Loves: Writing, singing and dancing

Background: Moved from Louisiana and meet Cordy and Ryu in the 4th grade. She was born on a floating boat casino on May 8th, 1987. Maddie loves to write music and singing occasionally. She has an older sister named Isabelle and an older brother named Martin (Marty) She also has a younger sister, Leora, and another younger brother named Daniel.

Name: Cordelia (Cordy) Turner Age: 18 Height: 5’8’’ Parents: Lives w/ mom- College professor Eye Color: blue Hair Color: black hair Born on August 3rd, 1987

Background: Her parents separated when she was four years old and no one has seen her father since then. Cordy’s mom teaches at the elementary school for the fourth grade. Her, Maddie and Ryuichi have tried starting a band (hasn’t performed yet). Maddie writes, Ryuichi plays the guitar and Cordelia sings (although she tries very hard to get Ryuichi to sing)

Name: Lucille (Lucy) Taylor Age: 18 Height: 5’10’’ Parents: Mom (Leilani)- lawyer Dad (Luke)- Animator Eye Color: D. Brown Hair Color: D. Brown

Born on April 1st, 1986

Lucy is the type of person who acts and talks tough, but is really a great person to be around. Lucy is very protective of her family (Lucas and Ryuichi def.) Lucas and Lucy are only a few hours apart, but Lucas is the older sibling. (Fraternal twins) Has some anger issues, and when her dad finds out she's dating someone named Lindsey, he assumes that his daughter is a lesbian... but she isn't.

Name: Alice Wonderly Age: 17 Height: 5’3’’ Parents: Mom- Nurse Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Born on October 13th, 1988

Background: Alice was born in the country. She was born on Oct. 13, 1988. Was friends with Ryuichi and Erin when they were in elementary/middle school.

(She's the kind of person that if there's someone her friend doesn't like, she doesn't like that person either. Goes with the crowd basically. Although she considers Ryuichi a very good friend.)

Very kind and considerate, she is very protective of her friends & family. Alice is an only child and lives at home with her mom. Others consider her bad luck, but she is very lucky actually.

Very quiet

Name: Erin Ophelia Mackenzie Age: 17 Height: 5’5’’ Parents: Mom - Lawyer Dad - Doctor Eye Color: amber with flecks of honey Hair Color: red (short) Born on September 15th, 1987

Background: Erin was actually Ryuichi's first best friend. They met for the first time in the 2nd grade. Her birthday is on Sept. 15, 1987. Over time, she drifted from her friends and became very interested in other things (I.E. sports and whatever else) She stopped talking to Ryuichi because a major argument they had. To get back at Ryu (because Erin always has to get her way) she has to bully her in some way.

-Interested in Will only because she finds Ryuichi's reaction amusing

Name: Hilda Roberts "Quatre" Age: 23 Height: 5’6’’ Eye color: Aqua blue Hair color: Blonde

Background: Lindsey’s older sister who married the owner of a clothing shop. She met her husband Wolfram in college while she was studying theatrics; she’s good at improv, which explains the toaster. She was working with the fashion students on a production her class was putting on; they were introduced and instantly were attracted. Anita and Pilot like Hilda, mainly because they feared their son was gay, but are happy with his choice.

Name: Charlie White Age: 22 Height: 5'7'' Parents: mom- works at a library, dad- works at an advertising agency Hair Color: Brown w/ red highlights eye color: Blue

Background: Charlie was born on Dec. 31, 1985 in a small town. She has one younger sister named Remy who is 12. Her parents are married, and she hopes for the same kind of relationship. Met and started dating Dominic in his freshman year (her junior year) So she has gotten used to him dressing in girl's clothes from time to time.

Works at a coffee shop on her college campus and still lives in town. Is unsure if she should go see Dominic or not. (Her feelings for him never changed.) Working on a degree in early childhood.

Name: Will Sparrow Age: 18 Height: 6’2’’ Parents: lives with grandparents Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Black -Born on February 12th, 1986

Background: Will was born on Feb. 12, 1986 in a small province of England. He is the middle child out of three younger sisters (Yasmin-3, Aiden-11, Rhiannon-15) and two older brothers (Caden-21, Benjamin-28) When he was three years old his father was in the hospital for an extended amount of time. The night he met Ryuichi's mom, he was on his way home from visiting his dad. His grandparents offered to take care of him until his dad got better. He used to play and visit with Ryuichi until the day she moved to America (He never forgot the promise they made when they were little...) His grandparents moved to America a few months later, and Will's mom sent him to live with them. He was home tutored until 15, then he was sent to a high school near them and for his junior year, they moved him to LHS. His other siblings still live in London with his parents.

Name: Jamie Starr Age: 18 Height: 5’11’’ Parents: None. Lives with older sister and her husband. Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown

Background: He was born March 30th 1988 in New York City. His parents died in a car accident three years ago. Jamie's sister took him in after the accident. They just recently moved to the area where Jamie met Ryuichi and her friends. Jamie's sister and her husband own a popular coffee shop/bakery in town. Jamie loves to write. He also loves sweets.

Name: Mark Renart Age: 24 Height: 6’2 Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Blonde

Background: He is the newest addition to Lasiter High School. He teaches honors and AP English for the juniors and seniors. He lives in an apartment near the school. Mark usually isn't into dating anyone younger, but clearly he makes an exception for one of the students...

Name: Lindsey Houst Age: 18 Height: 6’4’’ Parents: Mom & Dad own a restaurant Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Sandy Blonde -Born on November 29th, 1986

-Moved from Australia when he was 10 and his parents own a restaurant called “Sheila's”

Name: Lucas Taylor Age: 18 Height: 6’1’’ Parents: Lives at home occasionally stays with Elizabeth & Jack Eye Color: D. Brown Hair Color: D. Brown -Born on April 1st, 1986 -He is Ryuichi’s cousin and Lucy’s brother.

Name: Gavin Smith Age: 18 Height: 5’11’ Parents: Mom - writer Dad-owns his own business Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Brown

Background: Born on March 11th, 1986 but no one actually knows how his eyes got to be orange, but a lot of people don’t believe he wears contacts. Gavin’s family moved from place to place before settling into his home in the city. His older sister is named Samira, his younger brothers are Samuel, Brody, and Tommy, and his younger sister is Joanne. He went to middle school with Cordy, Maddie, and Ryuichi.

Name: Dominic Hayden Howard Age: 18 Height: 6’0’’ Parents: Lives with his sister (Penny) and her girlfriend (Cassidy) -parents are in Ireland Ashton- Penny's son Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Red -Born on January 3rd, 1986

Background: Dominic’s parents first met when they were on a trip to Ireland and moved to the U.S. after Penny was born. He was born on Jan. 3, 1986. Transferred from different schools due to bullying and harassment issues from other students, and has only been in an all-boys school once. The last school he was in was where he met Charlie. After 2 yrs of dating, Charlie broke up with him and he moved again. He spent a year trying to make other friends but it didn't succeed. On his first day of school at Lasiter High, many people were shocked to find he was a boy, and not a girl. Lives with his sister Penny, her girlfriend Cassidy and their son Ashton. They take vacations with their mom and dad but this year he declined.

Name: Sebestyen Erikson Age: 28 Height: 6’ Parents: both therapists Eye color: Left- blue, right- green Hair color: faded Green

Background: With both of his parents being therapists, Sebestyen’s childhood was very messed up. His family originated from Germany where his parents met at school. They moved from various areas of Europe before moving to America. Although he was teased in school, he refused to go to any psychiatrists or therapist, so he resorted to storytelling so he could tell half-truths to everyone around him. Knows Hilda, Penny and Cassidy from middle school but hasn’t seen them in forever. Works at the high school as a janitor and as a greeter for stores when it’s Christmas time. Sebestyen is easy to get along with; he just needs some getting used to.

Name: Wolfram Roberts Age: 29 Height: 6’2” Parents: Anita and Pilot Roberts Eye color: Unknown, he where’s contacts with a different color every day. (NOTE: Not even Quatre knows!) Hair color: Platinum Blonde

Background: He is married to Hilda, Lindsey’s sister. He owns a clothing shop and sells his own clothing from his own line of clothes rightfully called “Ambiguous”. The gang frequently refers to him as Lindsey’s “Ambiguously gay brother in-law”. His parents Anita and Pilot are rich business owners, along with Wolfram’s brother Zeb and his sisters Manon and Mem, or otherwise considered by Wolfram seeing as he is the youngest, “The Triplets”. It is thought that the multitude of tea parties and dress up games Manon and Mem forced him into caused the resulted Ambiguously gay Wolfram.

#In The Middle of The Ride #characters

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